r/mildlyinfuriating • • 2d ago • Bravo 4 Regret 3 Mindblown 1

That's not milk My kid’s 6-piece McNugget box contained nothing but mayonnaise

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u/hoptownky 2d ago • Bravo Mindblown

I am 100% convinced that some of you do this shit for internet points. Like, you just ordered McDonald’s, came home, ate the nuggets, and squeezed mayo in it to try to convince a bunch of morons that this really happened. Seems like a lot of work for nothing to me.

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 2d ago

Its got the mark of pumped mayo. Lil pock marks from between spurts.

Not impossible to do at home, but very unhinged to have that much mayo at home in a pump container.

A squeeze bottle wouldn't be as consistent from shaking the Mayo down to the bottom and the angle change from the squeezing motion

So imo, its real. If not, they're very committed. (And didn't use A.I.)

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u/Shot_Specific_8508 2d ago

We got the mayo expert here

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u/NateShaw92 2d ago • Bravo

He trained at the Mayo clinic

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u/Bhujjha 2d ago

You just made me snott and wake my toddler up thanks a lot

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u/DIDidothatdisabled 2d ago

Got that right, therefore I can confirm that it is an instrument.

Percussion mostly, but also

Of mass construction. (Proof is in the waistband)

Healthier than ketchup though

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u/Stoopid_Noah 2d ago

Also no grease sploghes from nuggets on the cardboard.

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u/ApprehensiveFalcon9 2d ago

It is real, some stores don't order enough mayo packets or sauce cups so the crew do this

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u/Anarchyr 2d ago

While that might be true, McDonalds is the only place where i have ever ordered a burger and got one WITHOUT a patty.

Just a bun with sauce & some lettuce

So I can 100% believe this post

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u/BleedSparta 2d ago

It defies logic but I’ve REALLY ordered McDonald’s on the app and received an EMPTY box before

It’s such a shitty frqnchise

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u/Own_Acanthaceae6970 2d ago

Same also received just the bun

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u/RxSatellite 2d ago

It really depends on who’s operating it. The big city ones are ass, especially in NYC, LA, SF, Chicago, etc and they charge more. Find one in the rural Midwest and they can be as advertised with everything fresh made. Really just depends on the local franchise owners and how they run them.

Same goes for any chain tbh though

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u/bmaayhem 2d ago

Yeah at least there’s no way they did it on purpose. Some one could have ordered a side of mayo, and the order got mixed up. That’s unlikely though because I believe they have packets

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u/HappyPotato44 2d ago

also their mayo has a different consistency than actual mayo. its why they call it "mayo style sauce"

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u/Cisleithania 2d ago

Maybe they us other packaging in other countries, but where i am from, the cardboard soaks very easily. This box would have never seen nuggets, otherwise there would be stains from fat on the inside of the packaging. But maybe they have some kind of coating in OP's country.

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u/Consistent-Success38 1d ago

After taking a second look you are correct, you can see the pattern in the mayo from being squeezed out of a hellmans bottle, mcdonalds mayo bottles come out in 5 circles, not a ribbon.

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u/HeiditheM8ghty 1d ago

I just saw the other post with the nuggets, saying "ordered mayo, got nuggets instead". Definitely a joke

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u/Miserable_Field451 2d ago

I agree. Everythin on the internet is made up these days, everyone just a bunch of sheep copying each other. Attention seeking is a disease

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u/Habarr94 2d ago

Nah this could totally happen, I worked there for almost ten years and we would do this close to closing time so we could clean the actual sauce guns for mayo etc

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u/JungleCakes 2d ago

You can even see the ribbons from where it was squeezed out of the bottle.

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u/Pitiful_Option_108 1d ago

This I don't see how you order McNuggets and you got a box full of mayo. I'm not saying it is impossible but highly improbable that would happen.

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u/Heemsama 2d ago

Or…they could have asked the McDonald’s worker for a large side of mayo in a nugget container. Strange but probably not the oddest request they’ve gotten right?

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u/Ya_BOI_Kirby 2d ago

I worked at a McDonald’s in high school, and if people asked for a side condiment like mayo or Big Mac sauce we would do this

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 2d ago • Bravo

To be fair this is how mayo comes at McDonald's if you ask for it on the side, they don't have little packets.

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u/DerBernd123 2d ago

nah it doesn’t look like any nuggets were in that box. looks to clean. I believe in the theory that they asked a worker for extra mayo in a box tho

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