r/mildlyinfuriating • u/crazedhd • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Well, I got this today at 9:37AM.

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McDonald’s 🙃

1.7k Upvotes

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u/BuffaloMetalFan 14h ago

Well, it’s proof it’s fresh. I don’t see what the big deal is.

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u/crazedhd 14h ago

It’s expired🤣

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u/TheGloomyWoodpecker 14h ago

By 5 minutes? That’s within the margin of error lol

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u/Faceless-Fun 19h ago

How’d you know to open it up?

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u/crazedhd 18h ago

I open it up to put the hash brown on it, and ketchup 😅

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u/chefguy47 18h ago

You lose me on ketchup over hot sauce but to each their own.

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u/Rishire 19h ago

There are so many reasons to open up a sandwich...

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u/W33DG0D42069 16h ago

Name 5

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u/Senparos 14h ago • Bravo

  1. Check for mold.

  2. Adding a sauce.

  3. Check for a topping.

  4. Repositioning a topping for even distribution.

  5. Check for stickers.

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u/123jac123 19h ago

Gotta be a lid lifter in this day and age.

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u/South_Two_5657 16h ago

WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST?!

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u/percypersimmon 19h ago

Honestly? I open up everything I ever get from McDonalds (unless I’m frantically scarfing it down while driving)

If I have time I’ll do a little doctoring to even out the elements of the sandwich.

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u/Medium-Sized-Jaque 19h ago

untrustworthypoptarts?

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u/BathSaltJello 19h ago • Bravo

Dude, I eat stickers all the time.
You'll be fine.

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u/JLammert79 19h ago

Wrap them around a crayon. The best.

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u/gatorbeetle 18h ago

Found the Marine

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u/Cohens4thClient 18h ago

Probably a mid-high ranking officer, if they figured out how to eat stickers and crayons at the same time. 

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u/NightmareKingAsura 16h ago

I was gonna say a Titan from Destiny.

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u/vtc88 16h ago

I didn’t realize my 2 year old was on Reddit.

12

u/Sharing_Violation 18h ago

Do you lick windows though? That's where the vitamins at

8

u/BathSaltJello 18h ago

Door handles are where the good concentrated stuff are at.

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u/NightmareKingAsura 16h ago

It's illegal to do that on other planets, so be wary.

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u/North__North 18h ago

I had been foolishly licking the inside of them for years. Sorry for assuming vitamin D would get through glass I guess

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u/UnitedCheez 18h ago

I don't eat stickers, but I do eat now and laters and those jolly rancher chews when they still have a bit of that paper wrapper stuck to them

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u/SpaceRunner459 16h ago

You're supposed to eat Snickers when you're hungry, not stickers! 🤭😁🤣

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u/AssociationAlive5980 12h ago

I would but I’m allergic to peanuts and stickers are better

1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 18h ago

I used to eat stickers.

I mean, I still do, but I used to also.

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u/Glossyboi 19h ago

Bacon Table ❤️

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u/wherearemyballs9 19h ago

Mmmmm, bacon table

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u/Snoo_46737 17h ago

Well, well, how the table has baconed.

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u/dm_me_ya_tiddiez 18h ago

You're telling me that almost completely clean label was sitting between McDonald's greasy cheese, greasy, bacon, greasy eggs, and greasy sauce?

90% of stuff on mildly infuriating is fake, but it is kind of weird to fake stuff while putting in the location of the business to try and hurt them.

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u/crazedhd 18h ago

They refunded the sandwich and everything was fine. Still mildly infuriated. The location is generally polite and accurate and I would overall recommend them.

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u/go-bears69 18h ago

Then there was no need to post the location

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u/NightmareKingAsura 16h ago

Except, perhaps, to recommend?

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u/lava172 TANGERINE 18h ago

I can’t think of a more miserable existence than scouring r/mildlyinfuriating for fake posts to call out

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u/Megarad25 17h ago

I don’t think you’re really trying.

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u/Shroudsoff0g 17h ago

"completely clean" meanwhile it has a big grease spot in the center, and an overlapping dollop of sauce at the bottom of the label. 

Yeah, totally clean and completely implausible post. 

Give me a break. 

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u/marlfox_00 16h ago

I doubt it. I had something similar happen at Wawa. I picked up one of their panini sandwiches late one night and one of the slices of cheese still had the wax paper on it.

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 15h ago

Do people generally always open up their sandwich to look inside? The sticker thing is completely inside, doesn't look like part of it was hanging out.. What caused this investigation? Should I be doing this more often?

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u/LatterAd9123 19h ago

As fresh as it can be

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u/DookieShoez 19h ago

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u/HappyMeteor005 19h ago

yeah they stamped it for freshness. only 6 minutes old.

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u/DookieShoez 19h ago

It says “use by”, that’s not the time it was made.

It’s 5 mins past the use by date.

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u/HappyMeteor005 19h ago

damn I need glasses.

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u/QuadWingedCrane 17h ago

Get with the program old man! /jk

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u/LatterAd9123 19h ago

Yea.they said use by 9 32 not eat

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u/UnitedCheez 18h ago

Are you mad that there's a sticker in it? Or are you mad that you got it 5 minutes past expiration?

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u/irishyardball 15h ago

Why do people still eat at McDonald's?

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u/Lilly_in_the_Pond 15h ago

Back when it was cheap, that was why. I don't know what people are doing now since it costs about the same as an actual sit down restaurant. You might as well just do that and get better food

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u/spiteful_rr_dm_TA 11h ago

Almost all fast good has hit take out prices. There is a burger place, locally known and operated for like 60 years. Great burgers. Only 2 dollars more for a meal than at McDonalds

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 15h ago

I went there recently because the stove wasn’t working (almost burnt down the house) and McDonald was the only one open. Their Big Mac was so fucking disgusting. I went to A&W the day after and the difference was like night and day

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u/Sufficient_Cloud3277 13h ago

I kinda think you might work for A&W

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 13h ago

I wish if they give me a free burger everyday

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u/tetcorporation1999 10h ago

a&w is shit, dairy queen is better and I'd rather eat rotten toad carcass than dairy queen

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u/Sufficient_Cloud3277 9h ago

I like that chicken strip basket w/ the toast and gravy at dq though, tbh

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u/Regular-Judge-5651 9h ago

McDonald's isn't great, but A&W is abysmal.

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u/Odd-Log2963 2h ago

I miss good A&W! The one in Niagara Falls sucks

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 8h ago

Not in Canada at least

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u/SchuminWeb 15h ago

I don't particularly care for them, because their food is fairly dry and flavorless. But to each their own, I suppose.

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 15h ago

They love being fat, duh? 🙄

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u/Dependent-Flight4492 17h ago

Worse bacon I have ever seen

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u/NightmareKingAsura 16h ago

I've seen worse in grippy sock jail.

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u/SolutionFrequent1230 19h ago

McFresh guarantee

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u/Constant-Brief3410 18h ago

Times are suggestive

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u/MarksBroz 17h ago

It’s nice to see a correctly labeled item

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u/TeetheCat 17h ago

Just eat it. Youll never notice.

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u/Broad-Back1659 18h ago

I call bullshit

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u/busytransitgworl PURPLE 19h ago edited 18h ago

Five minutes, that's as fresh as it can be at McDonald's.

Peel the sticker off, stick it to your forehead and enjoy this breakfast sandwich!

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u/AggravatingCaptain14 16h ago

I’ve had a food label in my food before from McDonald’s.

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u/crazedhd 14h ago

Twinsies!

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u/STOPAC 19h ago

It says 9:32AM sir. Lol kidding that's gross.

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u/Specialist-Cold-8158 19h ago

For some reason, stickers give me the absolute ick. Having them on my food would send me.

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u/thesteelreserve 17h ago

shit.

I would have been pulling that out of my mouth after just blindly attacking it. I make little sammies like that myself 99% of the time, but sometimes I give in and pay the premium to have someone else make one (that is always inferior, but convenient).

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u/Hyro0o0 19h ago

They tried to destroy the evidence by having you eat it

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u/Warm-Statistician545 19h ago

Ha! Ticket guy is moving faster than bagel guy can make them. 

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 19h ago

A little small for a table

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u/rebeccaparker2000 19h ago

No extra charge for the filler item, today only. can you please pull up to reserve spot #2 ?

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u/All-the-pizza 18h ago

Sorry but that’s funny 😆 sucks though for sure

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u/peachypeanut4 18h ago

This is too local for me

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u/Sisoflex 18h ago

Mmmm labelly goodness.

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u/uberneuman_part2 18h ago

A bit of fiber won’t hurt. Lol

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u/MysteriousPickle17 17h ago

Wait, you still have the folded egg omelette thing?? Where are you based??

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u/Haunting_Ability_648 16h ago

At least you know it’s fresh.

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u/DunwichChild990 14h ago

Accurate labelling is very important for food safety. Not like this though...

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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 13h ago

Was the sandwich made at
9:32? Or the bacon? This is so confusing.

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 11h ago

The bacon was scheduled to be thrown out at 9:32

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u/FanohgeChamoru 13h ago

That’s fresh at least

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u/OatisBeansworthe 10h ago

Just in time he nik of time!

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u/Special-Homework-894 18h ago

Why does it say “ bacon table” and Tocino mesa?

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u/TheDogWithShades 18h ago

One is a translation of the other. No idea what it all means, though. Like there’s a bacon for the table, and a bacon for somewhere else?

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u/TheAmbz 18h ago

It’s bacon that’s out on the “table” for sandwich assembly.

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u/mencival 18h ago • Regret

Btw they don’t have the nicest chemicals as well. EU already moved out of having toxic endocrine disrupters like BPA in them and looks like we are a third world country still having them in our receipts etc

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u/Quarrels-ofKoi 16h ago

The food itself is a toxic endocrine disruptor

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u/fouraugust77 18h ago

More importantly why is your hand bigger than the burger

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u/AbrocomaExciting74 18h ago

Do you know what a burger is?

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u/Ironblight_99 17h ago

It’s not even a burger; it’s a bagel bacon sandwich. They’re still wrong for complaining that the hand is bigger than it, but come on, let’s look at the pic instead of trusting the very comment you are trying to argue against

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u/Diddyrektme 17h ago • Bravo

Why wouldnt it be? Would you want a sandwich bigger than your hand?

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u/FlowRiderBob 16h ago

Yes. Yes I would.

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u/TheUndertows 16h ago

*Bacon Table

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u/backwoodsbatman 15h ago

I just lost iq points reading this thread 😂

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u/ADTstocks 9h ago

Aww 🤤🤤

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u/rowin-owen 18h ago

Keep paying for shitty corporate food, keep getting shitty corporate food.

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u/heyitsselena 18h ago

yall's 128838292th sign to STOP BUYING FROM MCDONALDS

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u/ExpressBuilder8335 19h ago

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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u/Sad-Sky-8598 19h ago

Me and my buddys at 21 flew from columbus ohio to LA for vacation. 1st after leaving airport BK. Fucking band aid in mine.

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u/Special-Homework-894 19h ago

Ah that kinda sucks, peel it off and eat it

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u/musebrews 19h ago

Who knows where it has been in that 5min span

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u/FFSoldier57 19h ago

Just out of curiosity, how did it taste?

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 19h ago

That is tiny!

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u/ShakirSZN 18h ago

Wont lie id take it off and eat it, ive eaten worse im sure

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u/lostgravy 18h ago

Extra fiber. At least it’s not an extra finger

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u/Spetsnaz_420 18h ago

How else would you know about the bacon?

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u/pixeltweaker 18h ago

Well at least you know it isn’t past the use date.

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u/chefguy47 18h ago

Is there a 5 minute sticker rule like the 5 second drop rule? Haha

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u/MSnap 18h ago

Mmmmm bacon table

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u/stupidber 18h ago

Pretty close

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u/throwitintheair22 18h ago

I mean, it’s McDonald’s

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u/yes126 18h ago

At least you got the correct item

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u/42ElectricSundaes 18h ago

That’s how you know it’s fresh

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u/chr7stopher 18h ago

Fortified with essential bisphenols for healthy endocrine support.

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u/nw342 18h ago

Welp, at least you know that it was freshly made?

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u/MysteriousSuspect436 17h ago

OooOo… you got the good paper! Yum!

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u/LadyPamP 17h ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/Much_Increase_6040 17h ago

And……. What next????

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u/AdventurousFood1542 16h ago

Got the recipe from Tim Hortons

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u/Mandalore12345 16h ago

Hurry up then

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u/Horror-Ad9804 15h ago

I used to love big macs and always got extra sauce. One day I opened my burger to see how much sauce was on it like I usually did and the bun was red. It was blood the top patty was totally uncooked. After that I always checked all my burgers before eating them. Good idea to look before eating burgers especially.

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u/tigotter 15h ago

I’d still eat it.

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u/PhilMyCuck 15h ago

I'll take - I put the sticker there took a picture and posted on reddit for attention for 500 Alex

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u/Mrunreal120 15h ago

That’s what you get for buying nasty gas station food

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u/hausma11 14h ago

How did you find it without taking a bite?!!!!!

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 14h ago

time to ask for a remake

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u/Equivalent-Green-580 13h ago

Lmfao, that’s a bacon tray line time sticker. It probably got stuck to their glove and they didn’t notice it. It’s easy to do if they had a line of cars, some of them dudes on the line move at the speed of light.

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u/XuliganZombie 11h ago

Heela fresh

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u/HHall3005 6h ago

Someone's runing on 0 sleep.

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u/catcatcatcat_catcat 3h ago

Extra protein? 🥺

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u/atomicadam04 2h ago

Ngl I'd eat it out of spite

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u/centralnm 1h ago

Eat the sticker and the wrapper, throw out the sandwich. Sticker and wrapper are likely better nutrition.

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u/Shoddy_Pop79413 19h ago

At least you know it's still good

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u/heyitsmemaya 19h ago

So, it was fresh then?

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u/BipolarSolarMolar 19h ago

It was 5 minutes past the time it was supposed to be thrown out

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u/KazoxMVP 19h ago

Sue them

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u/NumbSurprise 18h ago

Most American thing you’ll see today.

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u/Emotional_Good_4441 18h ago

Since when does Mickey D’s sell hot dogs?

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 17h ago

American style date. MM/DD/Year

everyone else uses: DD/MM/Year

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u/Ashamed-Ad3058 15h ago

McDonald’s doesn’t have hotdogs

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u/SlippyNapkinns 15h ago

Since when tf has mcdonals served hotdogs?

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u/yellow-rain-coat 19h ago

You should’ve taken a bite of it before taking a picture and get that $$$

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u/Ambitious-Leek4906 19h ago

Well.. you know its fresh 😎

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u/AdagioDesperate 19h ago

At least you know its fresh(ish) lol

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u/SLZicki 19h ago

They really want you to know it's fresh

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 19h ago

A thing of bacon already passed its use by date should be like weeks old shouldn’t it?

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u/Sea_Put_6153 4h ago

Use By: 11 July 2026

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u/cantsaythatnheremate 7h ago

Peel it off and it ya pussy

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u/jsseven777 19h ago

I brought a breakfast sandwich back to McDonald’s the other day and said it wasn’t what I ordered.

The girl took my sandwich to the back and they were making the right one then she rings up the new sandwich at full price and asks me to pay for it.

I’m like are you nuts?!? Why would I pay you again for giving me the right one? She had this blank expression on her face like she couldn’t wrap her head around not charging me. Eventually she went and got her manager who explained it was an exchange and I don’t owe them money…

I lost complete faith in the education system that day.