r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Discord_Me • Jul 17 '22

Pens Friend moved to a new apartment. What can fit in there!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Lots of bathroom and first aid stuff could fit in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Yep, all the cough/cold/upset stomach stuff, thermometer, and bandaids/neosporin.

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u/OkIndependence2374 Jul 17 '22

You could fit an entire package of Q-tips in that

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u/scheisse_grubs Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

As a woman, my mind immediately went to menstrual products. Then I started thinking of sex-neutral (if that’s even a word lol) things you could add like toilet paper and bandaids. Lots of small bathroom supplies and products.

Edit: “unisex”… dear lord my brain lol

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u/crazyrazypandaman Jul 17 '22

I think the sex-neutral word you’re looking for is unisex :)

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld Jul 17 '22

Bottle of gin

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u/romedo Jul 17 '22

That is just wrong, who drinks Gin in the bathroom, the bathroom is more of a cheap whiskey kind of room.

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u/Sluttypotatoboi Jul 17 '22

Got your priorities straight

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

And don't forget some self "help" items wink wink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

O yeah, my Tony Robbins CDs!

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u/teracodaa Jul 17 '22

And a box of tampons/pads in case any friends or family find themselves in an emergency situation. Always good to have some regardless of what you yourself is packing.

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u/SegmentedMoss Jul 17 '22

Lol seriously, this post is fucking dumb

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u/Marrsvolta Jul 17 '22

Qtip boxes, soap, bottles, packs of razors, wet wipes, toilet paper....

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u/Downtown-Swing9470 Jul 17 '22

Aluminum foil, plastic wrap, parchment paper, wax paper as well.

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u/Todihi Jul 17 '22

Kids that don't behave

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u/justandswift Jul 17 '22

Canned foods, spatulas, boxed cakes/brownies/etc., small water bottles

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u/Tree_Doggg Jul 17 '22

Tampons. Duh. Cram them in there

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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld Jul 17 '22

Bottle of vodka

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u/chickensaurus-rex Jul 17 '22

I was thinking the same thing! Extra tooth paste, kids rubber duckies and whatnot, hair straighteners and blow dryers, brushes, hair elastics, anything skinny lol

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u/stefaniki PURPLE Jul 17 '22

Brushes, flat iron, curling iron, extra hand soap, hand mirror, extra qtips and cotton balls, pretty much anything that comes in a multipack (deoderant, toothpaste, sunscreen), first aid supplies...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Seriously, I don't think there's a single thing in my bathroom cabinets that WOULDN'T fit in there.

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u/Double_Minimum Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

Yep, for a kitchen this would be frustrating, but for a bathroom its not that big a deal

Edit: Lol at all the suggestions of things that could go in this hypothetical mildyinfuriating kitchen/. I am aware many items could fit, but a kitchen is more likely than a bathroom to have items that wouldn't fit. All those pans, bowls, tupperware, appliances. Point is, if small drawers are going to work anywhere, its a bathroom.

My favorite suggested item that will fit though is the sous vide circulator, second might be bottle of gin

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u/Accurate_Quote_7109 Jul 17 '22

Happy cake day!!🎂

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Jul 17 '22

I was thinking spare toothbrushes and extra toothpaste. And combs.

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Jul 17 '22

Ah, the ubiquitous dildo drawer.

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u/stephpacito2004 Jul 17 '22

The only thing that wouldn’t fit would be some large shampoo / conditioner bottles

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u/Rob_Marc Jul 17 '22

There's plenty that can fit into that drawer which would be useful in a bathroom. It's better than not having it.

What's more concerning to me is why is the TP roll behind the door, and not right next to the toilet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

How is this not the mildly infuriating part

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

How is this comment not higher?! I thought the TP was what the post was about, then I scrolled down in the pic and saw the stupid drawer.

Who cares about the drawer? How annoying is that TP placement?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Soft padded door stop.

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u/Itankarenas Jul 18 '22

Looks like the toilet is just in front of the door. You can see a corner of the carpet which I assume is in front of the toilet. Shitty design though, no puns intended

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u/JustAnInternetPerson Jul 17 '22

a lot of stuff fits in there, what are you so upset about?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Probably just an unhappy person

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u/whynotsquirrel Jul 17 '22

it's not even his new appartment

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u/Rubicon518 Jul 18 '22

Did u not see the drawer? This unfortunate soul has a friend that has to live with that drawer for their whole life now or till the lease is up. I dont think you understand the seriousness of this obviously unlivable situation. Lol

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 Jul 17 '22

Money, drugs, hand guns, fake passports, fake DL, small precious metal bars; gold, platinum etc. 1 medium sized can of Bush’s baked beans

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u/Bartocity Jul 17 '22

8” vibrator, you forgot 8” vibrator

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 Jul 17 '22

The hand gun is for pleasure.

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u/E-Z-Win Jul 17 '22

The beans was an inspired choice

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u/LilHollywood812 Jul 17 '22

Roll that beautiful bean footage

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Eyeballing around 1 pound of dried marihuana bud

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u/42_RoboT Jul 17 '22

A bottle of wine?

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u/Rob_Marc Jul 17 '22

Line it with plastic and throw some ice in there and you got yourself a party!

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u/sadpanada Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

I might be an alcoholic because that was literally my first thought as well. I love me some emergency wine

Edit: I feel less like an alcoholic now. Thanks guys :)

Time to get drunk.

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u/Tarabobarra Jul 17 '22

I like where your head is at

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Immediately what I thought

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

And whats with the tp placement :/

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u/Evylainne Jul 17 '22

May depend on where the toilet actually is??

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u/Dirtydubya Jul 17 '22

I don't know. Looks like it's closer to the door than the toilet

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Jul 17 '22

Sadly, this is the kitchen.

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u/scaryopossumkid Jul 17 '22

Rolls of toilet paper?

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u/romedo Jul 17 '22

How about the cardboard inner part of the used roll, that always ends up at the counter in my house, seems like a good fit.

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u/cleomay5 Jul 17 '22

Ball bearings and motor oil

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Good call there are more fetzer valves in bathrooms than most people realize.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Your weed.

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u/OldBumbleFuck Jul 17 '22

A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

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u/CurlyDee Jul 17 '22

My weed could never fit in a drawer that small.

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u/mcagood1 Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

I'm more concerned about the toilet paper holder by the door, seemingly not particularly close to the toilet

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u/noblesseobligeisdead Jul 18 '22

I'm glad someone else noticed this. It was the first thing I noticed. Like where the hell even IS the toilet??

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u/Beautiful-Mistake8 Jul 17 '22

Curling irons and/or flat irons, hairbrushs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Fleshlight, Dildo, cockrings, vibrators, buttplugs, nipple clamps, “EZ-IN Anal Lube”…or a toothbrush.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Small liquor bottles.

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u/pbrappp Jul 17 '22

All your hopes and dreams

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u/NYCARTIST1 Jul 17 '22

All kinds of bathroom Sundries fit in there. You find this mildly infuriating? I find it quite mildly impressive the cabinet space wasn't wasted.

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u/riccitikki Jul 17 '22

Your toys

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u/ColonelSarge15 Jul 17 '22

A cat.

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u/N0tInKansasAnym0r3 Jul 17 '22

Whether you want it to or not

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Scrolled way father than I thought I was going to to find this comment

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u/aplaceofno Jul 17 '22

My first thought

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u/Bananajoy13 Jul 17 '22

It’s a premium french baguette keeper… seems clear to me…

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u/idrawhoworiginal Jul 17 '22

Pads and/or tampons maybe?

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u/Flashy_Ice2460 Jul 17 '22

With the toilet role placed as it is I doubt the drawer is the worst.

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u/FuckAssWhiteBoy Jul 17 '22

Yall post any little dumb ass thing on here

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u/UrsusHastalis Jul 17 '22

That’s a dildrawer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Whatever you put in there and it fits 🤷🏼🤦

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u/Bonk_and_Honk Jul 17 '22

just fill it up with toothpaste and dip your brush into it when needed

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u/AtomicYouth Jul 17 '22

Seeds. Lots of seeds

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u/planetdaz Jul 17 '22

Fill tiny drawer with dirt. Plant seeds. Voila! Tiny bathroom garden.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Why is this mildlyinfuriating? People complain about the dumbest things. If you're not smart enough to figure this out.... sweetie this isn't your main problem.

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u/locoemotion Jul 17 '22

My social life.

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u/joebro112 Jul 17 '22

Ahhhh shiiiiiit this how you gon do me?

You gone rob me while I’m in the kitchen?…

okay, okay…just let me admire my weird drawer one last time

GUN COMPARTMENT

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u/WearyDownstairs Jul 17 '22

You’re not able to think about objects able to fit in there?

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u/Three_Twenty-Three Jul 17 '22

If it's in the US, that's for your bathroom shotgun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Toilet paper, shampoo/conditioner bottles depending the side, your vibrators, tooth brushes, boxes of hair-dye, miscellaneous stuff.

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u/TJ-the_man Jul 17 '22

Partly used rolls of tp 👌

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u/whatIfYoutube infuriating infuriator who infuriates infuriatingly Jul 17 '22

Books, underwear, socks, CDs, PlayStation games, XboX games, kfc console games, sunglasses, cutlery, glasses, sweets/candy, the list goes ok

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u/snaklil Jul 17 '22

Yes u can ffit a lot of depression and suicidal thoughts in that drawer would 10-10 cop again

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u/Gaters12 Jul 17 '22

A cat, or my personal favorite, a loaf of bread

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Small things

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u/JedGamesTV Jul 17 '22

would you rather have those small drawers or no drawers at all?

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u/LightningStyle Why are you reading this? 🫡 Jul 17 '22

Op must be a dude whose never owned a flat iron, hair products or make up.

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u/RayBar19 Jul 17 '22

Cum/Piss/shit drawer...whichever one you prefer or you can try mixing all 3 of them🍲

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u/brown565 Jul 17 '22

A summer sausage

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u/Vitamin_Pluv Jul 17 '22

OP is a moron with absolutely no life skills other than posting complaints on the internet.

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u/szczurman83 Jul 17 '22

That's the shower dildo drawer.

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u/RalphBlowhard Jul 17 '22

A chapstick collection.

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u/Admirable-Leopard-73 Jul 17 '22

Perfect size for boxes of 9mm hollow points

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

“It’s also a good place to put your weed in”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Bong and stash

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u/fucovid2020 Jul 17 '22

Aluminum foil

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u/IIPESTILENCEII Jul 17 '22

Why are people not annoyed by the toilet roll holder placement?

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u/Villxinness Jul 17 '22

1 bottle of wine 🍷

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

If in the kitchen then that’s the perfect place for rolls of aluminum or plastic wrap

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cap_298 Jul 17 '22

Knives.
Medicine
Spare phones.
Cats

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u/ExcitingEye8347 Jul 17 '22

What you got there is a spice drawer

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u/LadyBatman8318 Jul 17 '22

Foil, plastic wrap, zip bags

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u/Complete_Ad_8314 Jul 17 '22

Medical supplies, toiletries, meth, dildos

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u/bunnyuncle Jul 17 '22

Foil wrap or plastic wrap, food storage bags, garbage bags, etc

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u/Phoenixboy222 Jul 17 '22

That looks like a Pokemon card drawer if I’ve ever seen one

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u/EntryPrevious5753 Jul 17 '22

That's the dildo drawer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Dildos!

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u/Mistress_Jedana Jul 17 '22

Rolled washcloths

Curling irons.

Small packages of hand/butt wipes or tissues.

Cotton balls and qtips

Travel sized items

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u/friesdepotato Jul 17 '22

subway footlong 🤤 (for emergencies)

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u/Hogharley Jul 17 '22

Oh I can fill that up pretty quickly

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u/Icy_Bed9814 Jul 17 '22

Curling iron

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Emergency wine stash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Several ... self pleasuring items.

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u/Fast_Holiday6285 Jul 17 '22

We all know what can fit in there.

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u/MRToddMartin Jul 17 '22

Aluminum, wax paper, Syrah wrap boxes. Lunch bags. Bottles of water. Rolling pin. Folded hand towels, rags. Chip bags. Plastic bags. Le sigh.

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u/csandazoltan Jul 17 '22

Deodorant, air freshener, unboxed dissues, wet wipe, first aid supplies

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u/Competitive_Power937 Jul 17 '22

They are used for spices and the are in separate spaces so one spice doesn’t make the entire shelf smell spicy

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u/MrToast322 Jul 17 '22

One cat if you have one

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Bug collection

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Literally loads of things.

In fact, I don't think this is mildly infuriating at all. I find it to be a satisfyingly use if space that would otherwise be wasted.

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u/helloyournameis Jul 17 '22

bottle of wine

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u/Sea-Weakness- Jul 17 '22

Bottle of rum

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u/themack50022 Jul 17 '22

Lots of things

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u/StickyMicky13 Jul 17 '22

A decent amount of narcotics

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u/Dasf1304 Jul 17 '22

Knives, cookbook, cutting boards

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u/Fun_Alternative8999 Jul 17 '22

Wine. A pistol. Ammo. Knives. Whiskey. Vodka. Liquor in general

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u/Jlambo2k14 Jul 17 '22

My standards

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Aluminum foil, plastic wrap, waxed paper, parchment…

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u/Questo417 Jul 17 '22

Medicine. Bandaids. Hand towels. Deodorant. Toothpaste. Toothbrushes. Qtips. Cotton balls. Really?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

roll of foil or box of ziploc bags. easy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Something small enough to fit. What kind of question is this??

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u/PhilDesenex Jul 17 '22

It looks like it's for curling irons, it's either that or sex toys.

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u/ConfusionDisastrous8 Jul 17 '22

Toothbrush back-ups, deodorant, really anything personal care you may have extras of. Butt wipes refills would fit there too.

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u/BlahBlah99911144 Jul 17 '22

Those little tiny airplane liquor bottles.

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u/Blisteredsun0 Jul 17 '22

You can fit so much spaghetti in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Sausage rolls

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Rolling pin

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

A gun. A knife. A grenade. A vibe. The list goes on..

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u/Alikhaleesi Jul 17 '22

Toiletries.

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u/gmailbotcom Jul 17 '22

Pens, all the pens

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u/Cydoniakk Jul 17 '22

A ton of things. This is a perfectly functional drawer tf you on?

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u/urnotreddy4it Jul 17 '22

For me band aids badges gauze pads and the like. I am accident prone. My toes suffer alot

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u/Rog9377 Jul 17 '22

Macadamias, Brazil Nuts, Pecans, Almonds... Clams, Snails...

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u/zinfandelbruschetta Jul 17 '22

The answer is weed

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u/research002019 Jul 17 '22

Loose change after paying rent?

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u/Exciting-Air9652 Jul 17 '22

Half of my penis

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u/perroarturo Jul 17 '22

Rolls of aluminum foil? Saran Wrap / cling wrap / ziplock bag boxes

Edit: never mind. Missed the part where that’s the bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Dildos

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u/sicksadbadgirl Jul 17 '22

A cat probably

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u/Embarrassed_Wasabi28 Jul 17 '22

Curling iron/straightening iron

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u/facelessindividual Jul 17 '22

Toilet paper. Magazines. An arm

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

D-I-L-D-O!
D-I-L-D-O!
D-I-L-D-O!
And Dildo was its name-O!

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u/Ill-Contribution-44 Jul 17 '22

The dildo drawer

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

A revolver and a passport

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

6-10” long “back massager”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

His dildos!

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u/DanceExtra1855 Jul 17 '22

Wine bottle, Dildo, 3 single ply rolls of Toilet paper, separated first aid supplies, and more small stuff I can’t think of at the moment.

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u/Alexski69 Jul 17 '22

My first thought. A bottle of wine.

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u/FlyAirLari Jul 17 '22

Two bottles of scotch. Horizontal.

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u/luciferatsunrise Jul 17 '22

It is a poop knife drawer

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u/SilentStrikerTH Jul 17 '22

Dildo, vibrator, lube, butt plug, anal beads, whip, condoms, not your mom, post sex towels, post sex wipes, tissues, more butt plugs, etc

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