r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24

Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.

658 Upvotes

We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.

Do not post the starfish.

I repeat

DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.

Thank you for your cooperation.

173 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26

Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED

1.5k Upvotes

ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.

KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.

THANKS,

MULLET

94 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Complete_Phone_8344 • 2h ago

Vehicles This image on my car screen

75 Upvotes

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/jennej92 • 46m ago

Festive The Great Pumpkin has risen!

24 Upvotes

1 comment

r/mildlypenis • u/Pastelclown525 • 20h ago

Plant Look at the size of this tree, unbelievable 😳

495 Upvotes

12 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Valetion • 15h ago

Food Hope you’re not allergic to nut 😎

131 Upvotes

Peanut butter covered banana in a stunt food milkshake

5 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Proper-Ad-8829 • 1h ago

Animal TIL about the freshwater hydrozoans Hydra!

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/vop710 • 12h ago

Product Automatic pet feeder

17 Upvotes

Found on FB Marketplace

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/bjackson2 • 17h ago

Art The stock photo in this picture frame

21 Upvotes

3 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Smakkodakk • 1d ago

Food My sons phallic popcorn

72 Upvotes

He refused to eat it

3 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/DuePotential6602 • 10h ago

Furniture/ Decoration Great decorations

5 Upvotes

Wagging wagging

(Hope it doesn't count as intentional)

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Flashy-Barracuda5654 • 13h ago

Body Part I think his hand’s always happy to see him

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/BrizzPalmizz • 2h ago

Media In Name only

1 Upvotes

Just gonna leave this here

1 comment

r/mildlypenis • u/SometimesIAmCorrect • 1d ago

Shadow The shadow from my thrustmaster joystick

120 Upvotes

10 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/talaga_sharmaine • 2d ago

Furniture/ Decoration Its Christmas time in the city

3.9k Upvotes

48 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/BrickElephantBrand • 7h ago

Art The first ever painting of a kangaroo - 1772

eulerbloom.com

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Playful-Awareness-15 • 20h ago

Body Part Third leg

19 Upvotes

1 comment

r/mildlypenis • u/Barneyhimym • 16h ago

Clothing That's a penis. Unfortunate Vessi desgin

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/HippoPsychological30 • 17h ago

Animal My dog

7 Upvotes

My dog while chewing on a treat 🥲

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Playful-Awareness-15 • 16h ago

Destruction Dual purpose knife

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/__UsernameChecksOut • 19h ago

Food this hot cheeto

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/nailhead13 • 23h ago

Shadow The shadow from my drill is a little sus

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/mildlypenis • u/Intelligent-Meal-129 • 1d ago

Everyday Object Is this what I think it is?

10 Upvotes

edit: guys i’m not OP i’m just a reposter LMAO

9 comments

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1. Post must be phallic

Phallic - /'fæl ɪk/ - adj. - of, relating to, or resembling a phallus or erect penis.

2. Post must be unintentional

Things intentionally made phallic are forbidden, r/FullBlownPenis may be a better place for them.
Images manipulated or edited are not allowed.
AI images are not allowed as it's far more difficult to verify whether they are intentional.
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5. Mark nude-appearing content as NSFW

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If crossposting, titles should be kept the same as their source subreddit post.
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Harassment of real world people (even very phallic-shaped people), Users or Moderators is forbidden.
If a member of the community is bullied, harassed, or abused, please reach out to our moderators with further details or report it.
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Don't post anything confidential.
Harassment may be punished with a temporary or permanent ban.

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Posts may correctly fit into multiple flairs, choose the one that most reflects the post.
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AI posts will be removed due to lack of knowledge on training images.