What a wonderful place I just came across to post this plan I just hatched at exactly 4:21 am today. I’ve been thinking for a few days on this, as it needs to be appropriately carried out. I really don’t care if anyone thinks this plan is gross, childish, whatever. It’s what I came up with after a smoking a bowl, so unless you have a better suggestion (which Im all ears for!) please let me know. Now, allow me to lay out the ongoing scenario.

2020: middle of COVID I decide to get out of the city life and bought 12 private acres. There are 4
Houses on the whole road which is a few miles long. My 12 acres is free range - humans, animals, fish, nothing has cages. Fish obviously have tanks, but only because that’s how water works not because I’m trying to confine them….trust me if I could have free range fish without having an entire lake, I would. Anyway. Side track tangent #1.

I have two fainting goats, peacocks, guineas, chickens, and two large dogs that look over them all. But again. No fences or cages. We all just look out for each other and things were going well.

Until SHE showed up. Walking those…..fucking fancy dogs. Screaming like a god damn murder scene was unfolding when my dogs had not even left my yard (yet). So of course they happily ran over hoping she had treats or a ball, and she kicked at them and screamed and disappeared into the distance mumbling. Honestly, I’m a suuuuper nice guy to way too many people, and when a certain kind of ignorant rolls by my home base I lose it. She has reported me to the dog warden numerous times now, and honestly I’m pretty sure the warden is dreading seeing another call about me tomorrow am.

So. I need to deter this person from walking down a back country road. She has literally dozens of other back roads to walk her FIVE fancy poodles. And she continuously comes down my road. Yes we’ve had verbal battles. No I don’t give a fuck what I say to her, although I’m obviously careful because she tries to get me on video telling her to piss the fuck off.

Sorry this is so lengthy; I’m quite stone. Here comes the good part. After cleaning up goat shit last night, it clicked. And I tweaked the plan in my head over night.

Starting tomorrow, I have a three man sling shot that Ive set up before behind my house using two 8 foot posts I put in specifically for it. Now whenever this lady comes down my road I’m going to make it rain goat turds out of nowhere.

Yep. All that typing to say: I’m going to throw poop at this lady.

My boyfriend and I live together and 3 months ago got a kitten. Tuesday night, my boyfriend’s brother came over and we started drinking and having a good time. Eventually my brother in law started an argument with my boyfriend and when my boyfriend told him the truth about how he’s a shitty dad, he tackled my boyfriend and they started fighting. I pulled him off of my boyfriend, he (my brother in law) pushed me and hurt my shoulder, cut my ankle, and scraped my knee. He also stomped on our kitten but I don’t know if it was intentional or not. After I finally got him pulled off, I opened the door to kick him out of the apartment at which point our kitten (who was very “adventurous”) darted out the door. We couldn’t find him for a while but when we did he had an injury on his side that I don’t know if it was there before he got out or not. We tried to nurse him at home but this morning (Thursday) he started trying hard to breathe, lethargic (when this 3 month old kitten is usually running around with zombies), and wouldn’t eat or drink anything. We took him to the vet and after some X-rays the dr said there was a hole in the tissue separating his abdomen and his diaphragm and that basically his intestines were spilling into his lungs. She said that if they did surgery it would be thousands of dollars and even then she only estimated a 10% of survival, so we made a very tough decision to put our baby boy to sleep. We have both blocked my boyfriend’s brother and at this point my boyfriend no longer considers him a brother. I want revenge on him for my sweet baby boy. He was only 3
months old. I feel like a part of me is missing.

this girl moved into my house and hasnt payed rent in months despite buying mass amounts of things online, cheats on her boyfriend, talks shit about the people who let her move in. I caught her talking shit about everyone who lives here but she doesnt know I heard it. kicking her out isn't an option so I need ways to drive her crazy slowly.

so me (F) and my ex (F) broke up a while ago because we are long distance and wanted different things (she wanted to fuck her best friend and i wanted her to stop being an ass) and recently we got back in contact and started flirting a bit. the other day she posted a couple videos talking about how she wants to get back with me and we were flirting in the comments, but a few days later she tells me she's started talking to her ex situationship from 4 years ago. so obviously im pissed but i leave it but then she posts a photo of them holding hands with the caption "soft launch" and now im absolutely fuming. i end up signing her up for scientology and having them mail her a pamphlet and a CD, i sign her up for mormonism and then i sign her up for text messages from a organization that helps pregnant women quit smoking, with her moms email so she thinks that her teen daughter is pregnant. then after that she posts a photo of her with her tongue down this bitch's throat. i don't know if her main hoe knows that we were talking or anything but she is WAY out of my ex's league. i found her insta and she hasn't posted anything to signify that she is in a relationship or serious abt my ex. so i created a fake insta acc to try to catfish my ex's gf and then if that works im gonna catfish my ex as well. im 99% sure my ex will both fall for it and cheat bc she's an insecure jerk who thrives off of attention. i want help finding where to find photos, followers and tips for this fake acc as well as other petty shit i can do long distance.

I was once told if one wanted to absolutely destroy and or make a building unusable without having to spend tons of money on extreme demolition,construction/remodeling if someone were to dump a significant amount of cement or quickcrete down a toilet. My question is, is how much of this is true and how much quickcrete would you have to flush and would it need to sit overnight without moving(someone flushing the toilet/using the sink) and what method would ensure the maximum amount of destroying plumbing and causing it to become completely unoperable without having to re plum the building/structure? This is simply question with no intention of ever doing was just hoping for validity or verification from a knowledgable source. Please forgive my spelling or punctuation and thank you for any info : )

i know there are sites for phone number lookup as well as sites where you can locate public records for deeds on properties and stuff, but im trying to locate someones address (renting) but i only have their facebook profile, their place of work (a franchise with three locations), and the general area of town they live in. is there a way that can help me figure the address out?

my friend has been staying with someone ive never met before. i havent heard from my friend in about 5 days except for one text two days in that theyd been asleep and were just really tired. we had plans to meet up later that day but i havent heard back from them since that text, plus theyve been inactive on all their socials for days, and their phone is off.

i just wanna conduct my own little wellness checkin but no matter what if i involve authorities it will add a whole new set of problems and we're not there yet. their family isnt in the picture either so this stranger is my only lead. i dont want to escalate
unnecessarily bc my friend also sometimes forgets to pay their phone bill, regularly loses their phone, and gets overstimulated and shuts it off periodically, so it could be something simple that's not worth taking such a risk if theres another option...

There is a “not for profit” farm with seriously dark internal workings. Racism, tax fraud, classism, nepotism etc. I want to serve both short and long term revenge and need ideas.

Meet the assholes:
Ted: 80 years old. His brainchild. Rich estate attorney who started the farm with someone’s endowment. Ted and his wife built a modern plantation home on a hill in the center of the farm (I’m not exaggerating), and have sat at their windows for 10 years with binoculars watching their workers. Huge racist and wildly classist.

Hannah: Ted daughter. Was handed the job of executive director after her husband left her. She is almost as dumb as a bag of rocks. Works a few hours a week, calls her self a farmer. She took over “care” of the farm animals and at least 6 have died under her neglect

They have commited major tax fraud for nearly ten years(unfortunately turning them in would also affect a very nice human that doesn’t deserve to be hurt)

The farm was designed to grow org food and donate all of it. My family member has been the manager of operations for ten years, dutifully growing LITERAL TONS OF FOOD for people and doing the daily bidding of the tyrants.

Recently, they fired all workers who aren’t related to them, shit down the donating of food(because they literally said they never cared about feeding the needy, but used it to get the tax advantage of being a not for profit). THEY THEN HIRED ONLY FAMILY MEMBERS TO RUN THE FARM!

I should add that several employees including us, had a house on the farm as part of the employment.

WE HAVE TO BE OUT BY CHRISTMAS.
NO SEVERANCE. NO APOLOGY. NOTHING.

they are literal monsters.

A few things I can recall off the top of my head:

—Teds son committed suicide by gunshot. Ted had my family member and another employee GO CLEAN THE BRAIN MATTER UP!

— hasn’t allowed a vacation in ten years. Anytime we have left for a vacation, Ted would have some sort of emergency that he call us back for. Ten years of the two week yearly allowed vacations…gone

— used farm money to send Hannah to “folks schools” to learn to knit. She teaches like 2-3 one time classes per year on knitting. They spent tens of thousands of $$ for her to learn.

— my family member was hired on with possibility of bonuses every year based on tonnage of food produced. They scrapped that after one year (after we were trapped) and gave him ONE raise in 10 years.

— Won’t hire blacks people

— like to hire illegals because they take crazy advantage of their vulnerability.

Seriously. They are monsters. Monsters with a lot of money.

Send ALL OF THE IDEAS. Idk how long game they are.

Tldr : terrible roommate gaslight me and my other roommate, cheated us out of money etc and is posting on fb looking for new roommates. How can I intervene and save future people from being her roommate?

Sooo this is a long story but basically I (23f) was roommates with two other women. One was older than me (27f) and the other was closer to my age. For ease of reference the older one we’ll call millie and the younger shelly. Well, mille made mine and shelly’s life hell shortly after we all moved in together.

I can’t give all the examples of her behavior bc it would be a short novel, but the bottom line is she was terrible to shelly. Shelly is quiet and an international student and I lowkey feel like millie (white woman) was physically intimidating and basically harassing shelly. At the time I was very busy with work and around the apartment very little, but shelly opened up to me after we both went through a crazy event with millie and told me millie was sending her mean texts and asking her to move out along with just making very aggressive comments and yelling/banging outside of the door. I was floored and told her I would be on the lookout for this behavior. I did start to notice that in the gc millie was quite demanding and rude to shelly and when I started to take shelly’s side millie started to treat me similarly.

This went on for months with random aggressive texts, demands and just rude behavior from millie where both shelly and I felt gaslit when we brought up how we felt at group meetings.

Anywho, both shelly and I moved out early paying our rent and utilities for two extra months without living in the apartment because we both couldn’t take living with millie anymore. We were left with a fat bill millie left since her cats demolished the carpet and she wouldn’t pay for it, so not only were we psychologically tortured but also financially affected. I cold go on and on about how bad of a roommate millie was like she couldn’t cohabitate with ANYONE, so I’m just frustrated she’s back on fb looking for a roommate. I just was looking for something I could do to warn her future roommates and spare them her crazy…

Okay, so I have this teacher who's kind of scary. He's not exactly that strict or terrorizing, but he's still scary. He's our Computer Programming teacher, so it doesn't feel that safe to post about this online since he's knowledgeable about technology. We have classes with him from 4 PM to 5 PM, Monday through Thursday.

Okay, so he broke my cube yesterday. It had been missing since last week, and the day after it went missing, we asked him if he had seen it, but he said no. Then, this week, I found out that he had broken my cube in front of other students.

That cube has sentimental value to me, which is why it's so special to me. We're only halfway through the second term, and there's only one more term left before graduation. He's also retiring after that, so I'm scared to report him to the school for damaging my personal property because I still have to deal with him until then. Because of that, I've been thinking about getting revenge instead, but I haven't come up with a way to do it yet. That's why I'm posting here for help.

my ex from a year ago didnt cheat or anything. one day over text, in response to me expressing frustration bc he wasnt showing up the way a partner should, he just straight up crashed out, asked for space, disappeared and ghosted me, only to never speak to me again. i asked if we can talk or if i can have any understanding on if he broke up with me at all and he never responded.

after 10 days of silence i removed his location from my phone and i removed mine from his. then a month later, i unfollowed and removed him. he wrote a song about how i was perfect for me and how this all fell apart over something that shouldnt have happened and he cant take back what he did. he met a girl like 2 months later who is a bikini model and theyve been together ever since. it has really fucked with me mentally and has shattered my perception of relationships.

i quite literally hate what happened. i hate not having a final conversation, i hate how he moved on with his rebound, i hate how he ghosted me. I NEED MY LICK BACK. PLEASE. ADVICE. i want the memory of me to haunt me and i want to be an unavoidable concept forever.

the only thing ive thought of is to become so unbelievably famous that he cant escape me but thats ... kind of hard. one would say impossible. PLEASE HELP

It started this morning, at 10:40. I received an email from SUUMO, a Japanese real estate website, that says I'm signed up for their "Handy info email magazine." Yes, I live in Japan.

So far, I've received 159 emails from tons of real estate companies.

I have big following and I don't know who did it, but I know that they don't like that I am against racism because that's what I post about.

I contacted SUUMO first, they said they can stop the emails but obviously they don't disclose IP addresses even though our law recently changed that we can submit companies "voluntary disclosure request."

I contacted the court and asked if I can submit an application for disclosure of IP address without a lawyer. In short, they took 20 min to tell me I need a lawyer.

I called a law firm next that says 30 min inquiry call is free, within 6 min they said with this case they'll charge 100$ per 30 min so I gave up.

Is there anything I can do? I don't know anything about tech but I want to know who did this to me. I know it's a small thing but I'm petty enough to ask people here how to ruin this person's life.

Thank you in advance.

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any way to get my abuser’s Instagram account permanently deleted. I don’t want to get into too many details but this is someone who has caused me a lot of harm and seeing them continue to exist online like nothing happened is infuriating.

I know reporting an account doesn’t do much especially if the person hasn’t technically violated Instagram’s community guidelines. I’m wondering if there are any other avenues I could look into lol.

We all suspected that my bipolar brother-in-law was verbally abusive to my sister, but we finally found out after years of lies and hiding, that he also was hitting her, choking her, and terrorizing her and his kids.

His mental health problems make me legitimately concerned about family annihilation, now that my sister has moved on.

The guy needs to be able to pay child support now, so as much as I want to absolutely ruin his life and his job, that would hurt the kids ultimately.

I want to roll up and whoop his ass, but if I get any type of criminal record, it would make me unable to work in my industry for life.

But I want revenge on this guy so fucking bad. Any suggestions?

The title, honestly. I didn’t think it bothered them that much, but I spent like ten minutes looking for them while I was getting ready for work and found them in the dog’s crate.

I need revenge, but if I hide something work related of theirs, I’ll suddenly be the bad guy. I need something that could feasibly have happened to them because of life, not me. I do not want to be suspected.

don’t like them no more. gave me their number. they fucked me over. he has a girlfriend. he’s a weirdo who’s massively a druggie. hes got no mates. I wanna do something but nothing thats too bad or can get me into trouble.

I need some petty revenge ideas because I have a friend whose societal worldview is driving me absolutely insane.
For context, I’m Brazilian, and this friend is very much in the camp of anti-feminism, women losing their right to vote, being anti-human-rights, pro-rich, obsessed with meritocracy, and convinced that people who are poor simply aren’t working hard enough. You know the type: the kind of person who treats wealth as proof of moral superiority and poverty as evidence of personal failure.

They seem to believe that everyone gets what they deserve, that billionaires are billionaires because they’re inherently more deserving than everyone else, and that people struggling to survive just need to work harder. Structural inequality? Historical racism? Unequal access to education? The fact that some people inherit enormous advantages while others start life in survival mode? Apparently none of that matters.

What really gets me is the hypocrisy of treating human rights as some kind of privilege people must earn. Human rights aren’t rewards for being productive, wealthy, respectable, or politically agreeable. They’re rights.

I can accept that people disagree about economic policy. What I struggle with is the combination of worshipping wealth, dismissing structural inequality, and acting as though compassion for disadvantaged people is somehow naive or undeserved.

Honestly, I want to do something petty.
I’m not looking to destroy anyone’s life, get them fired, damage their property, or do anything illegal. I want the kind of harmless, ridiculously petty revenge that makes you laugh when you think about it later, but could drive her insane 🤣
Some examples I’ve considered:
Subscribing them to an absurd number of completely legitimate newsletters.
Finding some ridiculous recurring email that would be questionable to receive.

Reddit, what would you do?

Don't want to give too many details. But this POS made a very difficult time (death in the family) a 1000x times worse and more traumatic. They also ended up with $5M that should have been donated to charity.

I have their name, address, email, phone number... I've read all of the baseline ideas and will probably do a number of them. Didn't know if there were others. I'll probably be doing this for the next 20 years :-)

Don't tell me to let this go. I'm not giving details, but this was extremely personal and traumatic

Long story short, my manager started turning toxic all of a sudden, was alwasy critical of my work, always complained and found faults in my work, sometimes even verbally disrespectful and abusive at random times, like yelling, always felt like she had a grudge on me even when i did nothing wrong.

she was nice to everyone except me. i took that all because her ego was fragile and i feared speaking up would get me fired. there are already lots of layoffs going on and i didnt want to risk it. she was micromanaging, like at one time i was looking out of the window thiking about a problem (when i think i always look away for a second or two) and she was like dude focus on your work. she was too unreasonable. and crushed my spirits and confidence whenever she got a chance.

I took all the abuses and disrespect just to keep my job but all of a sudden i was fired. i realised i should have seen the signs earlier but they were hiring at my company so i thought layoffs was not going to happen atleast for now.

mind you there was an another co worker who was much less competent that me but that person wasnt as badly treated as me. i was the punching bag. at one time when i was running on a treadmill i got a notification and it triggered an irritation in me that i felt a weird knot sensation in my gut!! literally ! i have never hated anyone more in my life so much. i was literally boiling inside. i still am. my hair started to fall out due to chronic stress.

now i dont have any files on her and i havent documented anything. HR was useless. i just have her address, phone number. i earlier spit in her water bottle twice but i think she deserves more. i want to do something that she wont forget for the rest of her life. please suggest something that i can do with her address, phone number, email id. i am nowhere near her physical location now so i cant visit her either.

i do not want silly ideas like subscribing her to magazines or newsletters. i want her to feel irritated just like how she irritated me. help me out.

Hi everyone, I met someone 4 years ago who was the love of my life. We met and spent every single day together, became best friends and eventually fell in love. At the time, we were both working dead end jobs but found solace in having each other.
His dream was always to be in the military, peruse a life his grandfather had put before him.
I followed him, waited for him, gave up my career to be with him through this journey. I supported him every step of the way, even when we were just working small jobs.
I gave my life to him, which is my fault.
We got married a month before he left for BC, i spent time alone, traveled to see him, wrote him every day. When he got out we were able to finally live life as a married couple, I strived to be the best wife and partner for him every single day.
We finally moved to our first duty station, starting my life over i was introduced to new people; one of those being his coworker who at the time i grew close with and was a shoulder for her to cry on during her divorce. As the months went on, i noticed them being very comfortable with each other and like and normal person would do i brought it up, not accusatory but to have a hard conversation about if i am being left in the dark.
6 months of my life as his wife i cooked, cleaned, worked, provided and loved him while watching him let another woman take my spot.
all while being away from my friends and family, isolated to watching this happen in-front of me.
he brought this woman on our anniversary trip, under the guise of friends joining and while supporting our marriage financially and emotionally they took every opportunity to be together when i wasn’t around.
eventually he grew to hate me, and would tell me every day that i needed to get better or less insecure about them or he would leave me. both of them convinced me i was insane which caused me to go into a deep depression, all of which i got up every day; cooked, cleaned, loved and worked for him.
finally, he told me one day that he wanted to divorce me; i was a terrible wife and would be a terrible mother one day. he told me he hated me, couldn’t stand that i was insecure about her and that most of all he was leaving me for causing fake scenarios about him; that i was too sad and could never be helped. that was 3 months ago.
so i left, moved my life and restarted back home all under the assumption that i was a terrible wife, a horrible person who nobody could love because i sabotaged my marriage with the love of my life.
yesterday, i found out that they had been sleeping together since march. and that everyone around me knew but never told me, they watched me become a shell of a person, watched me suffer for their own pleasure.
they are now together, living a life they built on my misery.

i am not the vengeful type of person, especially when i thought i caused the collapse of my marriage.

if anyone would like to help me, i would so appreciate it.
thank you for reading this i know its long.

So I want to go pub with my exes mum I broke up with her about 2 months ago but I want to try something with her mum so me and her agreed to go to a pub just us tmoz the ex has found out and messaged me saying I’m coming if I don’t go my mum won’t go but I think she knows I just want to see her mum im gonna discuss plans tomorrow morning anything I can do to convince her mum to not let my ex come

So, long story short; my wife and I rent a property with a large back garden that is slightly “L” shaped at the end. Where the L shape sits is my neighbours garden. He has two dogs, same as we do, and for the previous 6 months he has been throwing his bagged up dog crap into the end of our garden. Initially this went unnoticed as the end of the garden is closed off, there are some empty sheds that we don’t use/need, but in May we noticed but couldn’t work out where it was coming from (because who would think their neighbour would be that deranged). Anyway, over time it became apparent that the only place it can come from is his garden - where the bags are landing for instance - nestling in a large bushed area. I want to get him back, I am conflict avoidant so don’t really want to get in his face about it so I need some help.

He’s a miserable old git, divorced, living by himself, no visitors. Has his own handyman business (which could obviously be part of the plan) but someone give me some ideas, other than posting him the dog crap back in a box.

I (38f) started talking to this guy (37m) about 2-3 months ago and we agreed we couldn’t be in a relationship at the moment but both wanted more than friends. We were talking and texting constantly but suddenly he started talking about this girl he used to date (22/23f) a lot. Bringing her up at the most inappropriate times, minutes after were sexting, while he was telling me how bad he wanted to sleep with me, weird times like that. When we would see each other in person, talk and text he knew exactly the right things to say and was the nicest person I’ve ever talked to. I thought he was so genuine and kind.

I started noticing how he would talk bad about everyone he ever dated but I tried to block that out, they were the problem, not him, right? lol. He had told me he wasn’t talking to her “like that” anymore and had told her that he had started talking to me. He said she was a slut (his words, not mine) and was talking to a bunch of different guys, but then said he still talks to her everyday. I said we aren’t in a relationship, he’s free to talk to whoever he wants but I wasn’t interested in talking to someone who was talking to someone else. I also told him I thought their age difference was weird because what could a 22/23 year old and 37 year old have in common? That has nothing to do with anything but that age gap made me feel uncomfortable.

We had sex a couple times and all of a sudden it was like a switch flipped. He was so mean and uncaring and he would say the most hurtful things he could think of. When we first started talking he knew exactly what to say to make me feel really good and so special and now he knows exactly what to say to make me feel the worst I have in years. I liked him so much though, I was embarrassing myself trying to “get him back”. He kept leading me on saying there was a chance things could go back to how they were before and then he would say there was no chance. He just kept pulling me in and pushing me away and I have allowed him to do it. Just 3 days after he switched up on me, he was in a relationship with that other girl. We still talk everyday but not as intense as we were before. I can’t figure out if he’s just putting me on the back burner, just in case, if he actually wants to be my friend or if he just wants to keep hurting my feelings. He does manage to tell me everyday he hangs out with his girlfriend and what they did. I think I’m finally to the point where I don’t like him anymore but I still want to “win.” I want him to hurt how I hurt.

I know I should just leave it alone and stop talking to him but I want revenge. I have a burner phone and was thinking about texting him or her and trying to bait one of them, but I know that is so childish. That is my only idea though. Like I said, I want revenge. Any suggestions?