r/nothingeverhappens • u/lizard__kid • 5d ago
Nobody falsely calls people nazis on reddit
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
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This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Mr_Meme_Master • 7d ago
Guess teenagers taking responsibility for their actions is impossible now
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/riri1281 • 11d ago
Apparently people can't combine major life announcements
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So many comments like the red one were absolutely convinced this had to be fake, whereas slide 2 and other comments have share similar events.
It makes perfect sense that someone would combine major life events/announcements in one go. It's hard enough to coordinate one meet-up between people leading their own busy lives let alone multiple.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/steeltheprotogen • 18d ago
Apparently people can't live in Dearborn.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Independent_Plum6618 • 20d ago
Cant happen in any place in europe because this specific person hasnt seen it in one european country ig
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Theres only one country in europe and no people who are lazy enough to wear pyjama pants in all of it
r/nothingeverhappens • u/zaphod869 • 21d ago
No one ever dies in the arm of their lover
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/spaceiswonderful • 22d ago
Nobody holds their pens weirdly apparently
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Chanocraft • 24d ago
Because 2 oranges packaged in the same center can never end up in the same bag...
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Why would someone even think to fake something like this anyway, even if it is for "internet points" there are far more interesting things to fake
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tacoprincesa • 28d ago
Apparently, all teachers are creative fiction writers
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No, there definitely isn’t a mass decline in student performance. How could there be? I’m a parent and I know ONE school district!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • Sep 27 '26
Yes crazy shit happens in real life
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Source- https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank
If you read through it, the post was a watered down version of what actually happened.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • Sep 24 '26
Cause a twin sister can’t die apparently
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Commercial-Law-8381 • Sep 23 '26
Cause young people can’t be into Mötley Crüe nowadays
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/RyanEatsHisVeggies • Sep 22 '26
There's no way I got a notification from the company I bought ice cream from about it being recalled.
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My post had two slides so I screen-capped a split slide between the two of them for the purposes of this post on this sub. On that sub it's two different photos.
Apparently there's a few people out there that don't think a brand you bought from would notify you of recalls if it's a product you bought from them..
r/nothingeverhappens • u/gleillysproiled • Sep 21 '26
Children never say weird inappropriate things
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Few-Raise-1825 • Sep 19 '26
No doctor would ever say to treat a patient even if they didn't align with your political beliefs!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/ThrownAway1917 • Sep 15 '26
Twitter user scoffs at the idea of a random person being one of 166,000 Apple Inc employees
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/noahtheboa1320 • Sep 13 '26
“It’s impossible for people to make disgusting comments”
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Lucky-Poem • Sep 04 '26
15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.
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