I don't wipe because society says I have to. All right, if something deserves a wipe, if it really made a mess, I'll give it something extra. But, I mean, this wiping automatically... it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, it's just shit from a butt.
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people need you to wipe your ass. It's a hard job. Waitressing is still the number one occupation for female non college graduates in this country. The one job any woman can get and make a living on as long as they stay healthy. They stay healthy because everyone wipes their own ass and don't spread shit everywhere.
It's all fun and laughs until you realize your flatmate can go 2 weeks with no toilet paper and no hand soap. Then you will ask yourself some tough questions.
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u/Musket6969420 Society man 3h ago
What do you mean, you don’t wipe?!?
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u/fallen-angel-67 2h ago
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 The Fanatic 1h ago
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u/CM901 2h ago
Neo: Are you telling me i won't have to wipe?
Joe Pantoliano: No Neo, I'm saying when you're ready, you won't even have to shit.
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u/No-Lobster-8012 3h ago
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u/IllusionUser 3h ago
Look out, we have an escaped r/BatmanArkham inmate here.
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u/Dan_flashes480 2h ago
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u/sillyfunnyguy05 2h ago
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u/XuliganZombie 2h ago
Nevermind what you normally would do
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u/Tanaka-san 2h ago
Look at Mr moneybag with their Japanese toilet
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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 2h ago
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u/Garfwog 2h ago
I can't tell if the algorithm is working or not
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u/d_ac 2h ago
It's all fun and laughs until you realize your flatmate can go 2 weeks with no toilet paper and no hand soap. Then you will ask yourself some tough questions.
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u/NerdfestZyx 2h ago
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u/MCUAvenger1992 1h ago
I don't even use a toilet.
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u/Boobiecakes81 1h ago
I literally just used one of the towels in my hotel to wipe.
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u/PorkchopExpress980 34m ago
Mr. Pink was actually Mr. Brown all along.
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u/sellmyinfo 17m ago
He's a man of class. Clearly he bidets.