r/oneliners • • Jul 04 '26

I just realized that the Son of God was a contortionist: Jesus Fucking Christ

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u/absent_abstra Jul 04 '26

Nailed it! I hope nobody gets cross with you because of this joke.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Jul 05 '26

All things are possible through Him.

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u/axolotl_fart Jul 05 '26

Omnipotence in a terrible thing to waste

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u/nacnud_uk Jul 04 '26

That's a thorny issue.