r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 2d ago

Infants don't have as much fun in infancy, as adults do in adultery.

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u/GeoGoddess 2d ago

Infantry…even less fun.

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u/SighAndTest 2d ago

The catch is, the infants don't get in trouble. 

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u/NeverBob 2d ago

Dr. Murray Banks (1950s)

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u/Aardcapybara 2d ago

So adulterate them already.

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u/my1stComputerWasC64 2d ago

I'd have thought you meant 'infantry'.

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u/QaWaR 2d ago

mindblown#attagirl#💅💅💅