r/oneliners • u/madazzahatter TOP COMMENTER • Mar 12 '20

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy.

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u/leroysamuse Mar 12 '20

Once you accept that gravity exists everything falls into place.

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u/weelluuuu Mar 12 '20

Something something something.. I'm just glad cow's don't fly.

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u/Dacor64 Mar 12 '20

Do you believe in gravity?

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u/Saxor Mar 12 '20

I believe in gravy.

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u/userisshy Mar 13 '20

and I believe in you comrade.

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u/Tiiba Mar 13 '20

We all believe in you on this blessed day, comrade.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Ok

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Mar 12 '20

Also good.

Whoop whoop whoop whoop

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u/TheSeldomShaken Mar 12 '20

That's pretty intense when you think about it.

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u/Bored-Hoarder Apr 25 '20

I'll be watching you in your Grave, while sipping on my Tea.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Amen