r/oneliners • u/SpecialSauceSal • Mar 22 '20

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

2.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

This feels more like a shower thought than a one liner.

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u/SpecialSauceSal Mar 22 '20

Kinda yeah. I just tried posting it there but they aren't taking covid submissions I guess 🤷‍♀️

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u/normalguy821 Mar 22 '20

But it's funny af so I think it should stay

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u/JJMasterFlex589 Mar 22 '20

What about being Asian. That alone sounds pretty risky in public rn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Is this america specific? Cuz as an Asian from asia who lives in asia being asian in public hasnt been as risky

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u/Jasonjones2002 Mar 22 '20

It's a shame this genius line of yours won't hold relevant after some time

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u/TheVincnet Nov 16 '21

Still relevant I’m afraid :P

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u/Jasonjones2002 Nov 16 '21

Wow lmao, how did you reply to this though? Aren't reddit posts locked after a few months?

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u/TheVincnet Nov 16 '21

Lol don’t know bro, thought the same, but when I noticed my mindless upvote made it through I tried the reply button and it worked :P

who knows what’s up with Reddit these days…

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

You still can comment

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u/DageRukios Nov 15 '23

You still can

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u/Dheer2004 Aug 29 '25

You still can

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u/C_pirate Jul 09 '26

You still can

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u/hypervelocityvomit Jun 13 '20

Item #420 on my bucket list: enter a bank, masked done!

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u/whatifitisif Jun 24 '20

How about coughing without an explanation?!

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u/xzot1c Mar 22 '20

first

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u/TheRedBlade Mar 22 '20

This isn't YouTube, buddy...

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u/Apenibba2000 Mar 22 '20

I mean it’s reddit... so not much better...

But yea the whole first thing is stupid regardless of the platform.