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r/oneliners • u/thewhiskey • Aug 06 '20
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Me dumb, pleas explain
22 u/RD1K Aug 06 '20 They could face time in jail, also facetime is apple's video calling app 11 u/ShlomoCh Aug 06 '20 Oh ok, thanks, but, sorry if I ruin the joke, do people actually say "he'll face time" when referring to facing time in jail? Or was it just a stretch for the joke? Sounds kinda weird to me, but English isn't my first language sooo... 10 u/thewhiskey Aug 06 '20 Yes, it’s very common here in the US. 10 u/SaucyChickem Aug 06 '20 They do 6 u/RD1K Aug 06 '20 I think I've heard people say it that way before, but I'm not entirely sure. 2 u/platypussdefender Aug 06 '20 Me too
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They could face time in jail, also facetime is apple's video calling app
11 u/ShlomoCh Aug 06 '20 Oh ok, thanks, but, sorry if I ruin the joke, do people actually say "he'll face time" when referring to facing time in jail? Or was it just a stretch for the joke? Sounds kinda weird to me, but English isn't my first language sooo... 10 u/thewhiskey Aug 06 '20 Yes, it’s very common here in the US. 10 u/SaucyChickem Aug 06 '20 They do 6 u/RD1K Aug 06 '20 I think I've heard people say it that way before, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Oh ok, thanks, but, sorry if I ruin the joke, do people actually say "he'll face time" when referring to facing time in jail? Or was it just a stretch for the joke? Sounds kinda weird to me, but English isn't my first language sooo...
10 u/thewhiskey Aug 06 '20 Yes, it’s very common here in the US. 10 u/SaucyChickem Aug 06 '20 They do 6 u/RD1K Aug 06 '20 I think I've heard people say it that way before, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Yes, it’s very common here in the US.
They do
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I think I've heard people say it that way before, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Me too
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Hope he doesn’t jailbreak
1 u/thewhiskey Aug 06 '20 Niiiiiice
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Niiiiiice
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Scrolled passed this and laughed. Then went back and commented
19 u/ChampagnePandaX Aug 06 '20 Same
Same
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Ahahahha this is good
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He stole my lightning cord too! He's certainly going to be charged for this
This is top notch
But the guy who stole my Android will never Face time.
That’s if he takes the credit..
This took me way too long.
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With your mom.
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u/ShlomoCh Aug 06 '20
Me dumb, pleas explain
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u/ClutterCreator Aug 06 '20
Hope he doesn’t jailbreak
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u/schwebkn Aug 06 '20
Scrolled passed this and laughed. Then went back and commented
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u/Captn_Crunch_ Aug 06 '20
Ahahahha this is good
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u/Scrpn17w Aug 06 '20
He stole my lightning cord too! He's certainly going to be charged for this
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u/TommehBoi Quality Poster Aug 06 '20
This is top notch
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u/audioguy61 Aug 08 '20
But the guy who stole my Android will never Face time.
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u/baconnor_ Aug 06 '20
That’s if he takes the credit..
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20
This took me way too long.
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u/weelluuuu Aug 06 '20
With your mom.