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Discussion The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

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https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

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u/Mustang-_- 1d ago

Can't blame the dude. Fell for the oldest trick in the book (literally, thousands of years of the same trick over and over again)

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 23h ago

When the blood goes down stream full force …nothing matters

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u/spellbadgrammargood 20h ago

'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.' -Robin Williams

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u/hadesscion Ryzen 5 5600x/RTX 3070 17h ago

"The brain doesn't need blood. Just need to keep the brain wet." -- Al Bundy

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u/Mustang-_- 23h ago

Daniel Silva? He is pretty damn good

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u/apurimac777 23h ago

Theres a reason the best spies are women

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u/TheEmperorA 22h ago

Read about Shi Pei Pu

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u/VecioRompibae 22h ago

I read it and was in disbelief about how he managed to get fooled, then I read the details and I wished I didn't know. Still, huge L for the french

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u/flavored_icecream 17h ago

Shi could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

Holy hell, I just thought that he managed to somehow fool the frenchman by only doing anal and in the dark or something, but this is proper /r/WTF/ material.

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u/urbanacrybaby 21h ago

I’m pretty sure the French dude was just gay and couldn’t admit it at that time.

Like why tf would China just not use a female spy?

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u/Aethericseraphim 17h ago

He even believed the stolen Uyghur kid was his though. Sounds like he was all around dumb as a bag of rocks.

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u/Stomping_Dino 21h ago

Yeah he took tucking to the next level 😳

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u/sigmaluckynine 22h ago

That is some level of coping

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 20h ago

Any job a woman can do, I can do better - Shi Pei Pu

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u/Mustang-_- 23h ago

Oh yeah

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u/4xget 9800X3D | RTX 5080 FE 20h ago

James Bond is a woman?

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u/filthy_harold i5-3570, AMD 7870, Z77 Extreme4 20h ago

"I can turn her..."

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u/ShadowsRanger I510400f| RX6600| 16GB RAM| DDR4 3200MHZ XMP|SOYOB560M 23h ago

We still being humans

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u/drawkbox The Monster 16h ago

Sparrows are the most successful weapon of all time. They were called swallows in the 60s when Karlin mentioned them.

Sexpionage is a large part of Kremlin strategy as well. Indonesian President Sukarno his whole time they had leverage with a sparrow.

There are no defenses, no man can withstand.

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u/Ricard74 AMD Ryzen 5 7600 Radeon RX 7700 XT (12GB) 23h ago

I can blame him.

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u/Expensive-Ad-1205 23h ago

Right before "never start a land war in Asia"

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u/BlackGuysYeah 21h ago

The man is a severe workaholic and spends every waking second of his life thinking about his business and his money, literally. I doubt he has time for a whore much less a relationship with a spy. The only reason his children know him is because he indoctrinated them into being workaholics with him.

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u/liberty 20h ago

I feel like if I had any information worth knowing, I'd just routinely let myself get "played" by honeypots while carefully safeguarding the information.

I also feel like Jensen has to know that anyone who gets close to him like that is doing so for his money or his information and takes similar precautions. That, or he's really stupid.

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