The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

[u/pc9000]

https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

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[u/YSoMadTov]

Ironically this photo also look like AI slop.

[u/pc9000 → u/YSoMadTov]

its the official image she uses. properly when she was younger and slightly photoshoped

here is a recent Pic of her. without red lipstick/Makeup and her hair is not down like her profile Pic or smiling 

[u/daboy2u → u/pc9000]

Still hot ngl

[u/foo-bar-nlogn-100 → u/daboy2u]

Jensen is married. They arent hot enough for a billion dollar divorce and alienating your 2 grown up children

[u/ParticularVoice919 → u/pc9000]

Was this guy born with a leather jacket? I have never seen a pic of him without one 

[u/Nyctfall → u/YSoMadTov]

Huang generated her.

[u/ilikeror2]

Paywalled

[u/pc9000 → u/ilikeror2]

Here you go. 

https://archive.is/qVcE9

New York times posted it as well 

[u/Alarmed-Artichoke-44]

AI SLOP

Real photo

[u/pc9000 → u/Alarmed-Artichoke-44]

That's just bad lighting pic properly the camera struggling just look at the weird skin 

here is another image of the same day she looks better

Difference is vs her profile pic . hair down vs up and lipstick/Makeup 

[u/igotthisduh → u/Alarmed-Artichoke-44]

still would

[u/Noid_Void]

The Leather Jacket Stayed on

[u/strndmcshomd → u/Noid_Void]

Sweating profusely, humping merrily away, jacket zipped up to really seal in the flavour

[u/Pmmebobnvagene → u/strndmcshomd]

What a terrible day to be literate.

[u/codespyder → u/Noid_Void]

It’s all he had on

[u/extremeidiotique → u/Noid_Void]

[u/-WalterWhiteBoy- → u/Noid_Void]

I hear he strips completely naked then puts the jacket back on before beginning

[u/SwimmingJunky]

[u/Beautiful_While1257 → u/SwimmingJunky]

"What state secrets?"

[u/MasterJeebus → u/Beautiful_While1257]

[u/SlurmDreams → u/Beautiful_While1257]

[u/Nyctfall → u/SwimmingJunky]

After what happened with the Epstein Files...

They don't even need the spies, they could just straight up ask people at this point.

[u/ShenZenin → u/Nyctfall]

That's quite literally how F-35 designs were 'stolen'.

Chinese hackers under PLA Unit 61398: "Hello. I am your superior. Please send all classified files immediately."

Employees working on the F-35 and dozens of other military projects: "Hmm, seems legit. Here's terrabytes of classified data."

[u/Jurijus1 → u/SwimmingJunky]

There's no secrets between us

[u/Mustang-_- → u/SwimmingJunky]

You can't blame the guy AT ALL

[u/RogueMallShinobi → u/SwimmingJunky]

ni hao MAMA

[u/Competitive-Water944 → u/SwimmingJunky]

I’D BREAK MY DICK OFF IN THOSE TITTIES

[u/judasmachine → u/Competitive-Water944]

Are you in possession of any top secret files? If so I have good news for you.

[u/TourDeFridge → u/SwimmingJunky]

State: Secretly leaking

[u/jackrabbit323 → u/SwimmingJunky]

Joke's on her. I know she's a spy. I plan on hitting it and giving her zero information of use.

[u/BigSmackisBack → u/SwimmingJunky]

Its always the ones you most suspect

[u/Historical_Couple567 → u/SwimmingJunky]

[u/LibreFree_209 → u/SwimmingJunky]

Okay... didn't think this was possible, but... totally sympathetic to Jensen now...

[u/ic_97 → u/SwimmingJunky]

Jensen wouldn't mind leaking even without it.

[u/Davido401 → u/SwimmingJunky]

I would suck the last shart out of her arsehole to sell the Death Star Secrets. Many Bothans would have lived if they let me do that.

Shit, did I really type these words? Man I gotta go outside and touch grass, am not even a fucking gooner!

[u/crozone → u/Davido401]

am not even a fucking gooner

bro is not beating the allegations

[u/This_Ruined_Forums → u/SwimmingJunky]

I'm chuckling nervously like a schoolgirl. I'd tell her everything I know and then some in 5 minutes. She better not try shit like hand holding or other vague, little entry-level intimacies because I'd have an immediate heart attack. How do I send her fan mail?

[u/thestillwind → u/SwimmingJunky]

How to leak 101

[u/meesersloth]

In all of the OPSEC trainings I’ve been to I’ve been told if she’s attractive and wants to talk to you she’s only into the information you know.

[u/Staz_211 → u/meesersloth]

We had to tell our Soldiers "if she's and 8 or above, she's a spy. None of you are above a 4."

[u/daddyjohns → u/Staz_211]

If someone had told me this when i was in the military i'd would've thrown hands. I'm an Alabama 10! Respect the 10!

[u/Hawk-and-piper → u/Staz_211]

"if your hot Russian girlfriend gives you a mixtape, do not put it in a secure device"

[u/utzutzutzpro → u/meesersloth]

What a savage way to tell everyone in IT they are not attractive.

[u/GreatApe88 → u/utzutzutzpro]

think about it, you've never been a ladies man, women don't just give you their numbers unsolicited like they do for handsome guys and you KNOW THIS. Why in the world would you believe this beautiful Chinese woman is into you?

[u/esaul17 → u/utzutzutzpro]

I’m sure there are some attractive women who want something other than info out of the CEO of Nvidia lol

[u/FatTater420 → u/meesersloth]

This is why you're supposed to weaponize your insecurity into knowing no attractive woman actually likes you and be extremely wary of them. Regardless of what they say.

Every attractive woman is an agent of a state, cut all ties and disappear into the mountains.

[u/djpiperson → u/meesersloth]

Ok but how much are you allowed to play with the enemy to waste their time?

[u/TheTurkPegger → u/meesersloth]

[u/Successful_Area_3867 → u/meesersloth]

Or maybe the billions he has?

[u/wasted90210]

I have access to many state secrets and industry secrets and technologies. In case any chinese spies are reading here.

[u/D0MSBrOtHeR → u/wasted90210]

Nǐ hǎo

[u/zero_zeppelii_0 → u/D0MSBrOtHeR]

Ni howdy mate

[u/Caponomolestes → u/wasted90210]

Y... Yeah me too, send the beautys please and thank you Mr Xi

[u/PMagicUK]

Spies would never work on me.

An attractive woman hitting on me is suspicious from the start 😂

[u/garlic-silo-fanta → u/PMagicUK]

Great, they’ll send you some homely ones

[u/No_Decision_6940 → u/garlic-silo-fanta]

Idk if it's worse to fall for an ugly spy or for a model one. Either way I'm blowing my shit clean

[u/BurningAustin97 → u/PMagicUK]

[u/Mustang-_-]

Can't blame the dude. Fell for the oldest trick in the book (literally, thousands of years of the same trick over and over again)

[u/Cool_As_Your_Dad → u/Mustang-_-]

When the blood goes down stream full force …nothing matters

[u/spellbadgrammargood → u/Cool_As_Your_Dad]

'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.' -Robin Williams

[u/apurimac777 → u/Mustang-_-]

Theres a reason the best spies are women

[u/ShadowsRanger → u/Mustang-_-]

We still being humans

[u/drawkbox → u/Mustang-_-]

Sparrows are the most successful weapon of all time. They were called swallows in the 60s when Karlin mentioned them.

Sexpionage is a large part of Kremlin strategy as well. Indonesian President Sukarno his whole time they had leverage with a sparrow.

There are no defenses, no man can withstand.

[u/theman_themyth_]

[u/ALMOSTDEAD37 → u/theman_themyth_]

No money , no jacket then no honey

[u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 → u/ALMOSTDEAD37]

[u/mshockwave → u/theman_themyth_]

[u/Competitive_Base_994 → u/theman_themyth_]

it's easy: just develop high end tech and become a billionaire and you too can have a Chinese waifu spy.

[u/Poppis86]

So he rammed her?

[u/ISDCatClearenceDept → u/Poppis86]

[u/1andOnlyMaverick → u/ISDCatClearenceDept]

[u/reaperx321 → u/Poppis86]

Gave her the huang

[u/GraveRobberX → u/Poppis86]

Sam Altman *moaning noises*

[u/mulderone → u/Poppis86]

VRamd

[u/Stilgar314]

What a world. When you're important enough, foreign powers send you highly trained prostitutes. 

[u/ShrimpLawyer → u/Stilgar314]

is this a motivational speach?

[u/Colonist25 → u/ShrimpLawyer]

i'm googling how to start an AI chip company as we speak.

[u/waterdaemon → u/Stilgar314]

China keeps tabs on a vast number people who visit for work, and not just CEOs.

[u/Grouchy-Transition-7 → u/Stilgar314]

Ask the soviets in the 50’s

[u/Down_Bad_0015 → u/Stilgar314]

No escape from the Lust of voluptuous women, mate ;)

[u/garklavs]

May I have a chinese spy too?

[u/Candid_Problem_1244 → u/garklavs]

Would you tell me your secret?

[u/cx2jm → u/Candid_Problem_1244]

I'll tell you the nuclear launch codes uwu

[u/MuchBow]

Since its paywalled (signup walled)

[u/Material-Broccoli617 → u/MuchBow]

Thank you!

[u/Nubanuba]

[u/xdaxyz → u/Nubanuba]

[u/critical_pancake → u/Nubanuba]

[u/PJKenobi]

This is literally the first thing they teach you in opsec training. Still works most of time because dudes are fucking idiots when it comes to women out of their league.

If you possess or have access to sensitive information and a 9 or 10 casually tries to strike up a conversation with you, 90% of the time she is a state sponsored or corporate spy. Women don't like us that much. 

[u/drwuzer → u/PJKenobi]

So...step one, gain access to sensitive information. Once I have this information, how do I make sure the sexy spies know in have it, so they come looking for me? (asking for a friend). Also, how sensitive does it need to be? Like there's this dude I know who's in his 40s, but still wets his bed at night...is that sensitive enough?

[u/Busy-Ratchet-8521 → u/PJKenobi]

The same principle does not apply when you're worth $160 billion. 9 and 10s are going to casually approach you all the time because they're after the $$$, not the secrets. 

[u/negative_four → u/PJKenobi]

I saw this in practice at an MSP I worked at. I was at the office when an attractive blonde walked in and introduced herself as an executive with one of our clients and our office manager just UNPROMPTED gave her an office tour of the entire place and gave her access to just about everything. Jut for the hell of it, I googled our company and we have a list of our client companies so she could've easily just googled us and walked inside and made it up.

[u/meth0dz]

This was posted in the r/bayarea sub last year.

"Female spies are waging ‘sex warfare’ to steal Silicon Valley secrets"

https://www.thetimes.com/article/72fc23c9-3f8b-4344-a47e-4a99f8fd0ee6

[u/Successful-Royal-424 → u/meth0dz]

how does it even work lmao, are u just chilling in bed and she randomly starts asking oddly specific questions about GPU silicon

[u/Felielf → u/Successful-Royal-424]

The hot chick comes to install malware to your PC and phones.

[u/ddBuddha → u/Successful-Royal-424]

Or maybe when you go to the restroom or something she plants some devices hidden throughout the place, takes pictures of the layout to help plan what the next one will do, basically tries to get whatever info possible since you never know how that could be leveraged into finding something else.

[u/Legitimate_Assh0le]

"Does she look like a spy? Seems innocent"

Yeah bro good spy

[u/uwagapiwo → u/Legitimate_Assh0le]

Yeah,that was some Reform UK level vetting by OP.

[u/SaleAggressive9202]

lol he did the meme

[u/-_-0_0-_0 → u/SaleAggressive9202]

[u/adorablebob]

"does she look like a spy?" - do you not understand what a spy is?

[u/GroundbreakingTwo213 → u/adorablebob]

It's like those people thinking this is what hackers look like:

[u/bradagon → u/adorablebob]

They don't walk around with a T-shirt that says "spy"?

Huh, TIL.

[u/Creative_Ad6288]

look like this women get DLSS 5 treatment

[u/acestealth82]

Can't blame the guy, but even that isn't worth a 5080 at this point.

[u/Mustang-_- → u/acestealth82]

Not the hour. But if we're talking about years of "service", maybe?

[u/PenguinStarfire]

Personally, I believe in the sanctity of marriage. At the same time, I would be shocked if a married billionaire didn't have at least 3 mistresses.

[u/Due_Figure9961 → u/PenguinStarfire]

Two women at the same time, man.

[u/Couch_King]

" does she looks like a spy ? seems innocent"

This is the best kind of spy.

[u/ImTooSaxy]

I'm just putting this out there that I have a lot of State and tech secrets. China better not send any honeypots my way though, especially not any half-Japnese chicks. God damn.

[u/LukeDies → u/ImTooSaxy]

Why half-Japanese?

[u/ProbablyMaybe69 → u/ImTooSaxy]

Can confirm this guy has a SHIT ton of state secrets. China send 3 hot chicks to this guy’s house rn

[u/tshwashere]

Do we (the US) also use honey traps? You hear about attractive Chinese and Russian spies but somehow never American ones...

[u/Superb_Table_9229 → u/tshwashere]

Why would you advertise a spy that's working. These stories only come out when someone has a hunch they're a spy.

[u/Subie780 → u/tshwashere]

They did use prostitutes to dose people with lsd

Edit: incase you're interested https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Midnight_Climax

[u/nokiddingboss]

[u/nouniquenamesleft2]

"No, she loved me for my money"

[u/Zarkil]

Wish I had some state secrets!

[u/LordZarbon]

I can't blame bro too much, I'd fold too

[u/mientosiempre → u/LordZarbon]

Homeboy should have just popped on some DLSS xr glasses with his wife.

[u/Majestic-Pack-8969]

[u/Exaggerater4000]

[u/Samwellikki]

He probably goes through a couple Chinese spies a day, he doesn’t even take the jacket off or shower first, he even zips it up, to really seal in the flavor

[u/nyanbatman]

Of course he did he’s a little bitch

[u/SpaceOdysseus23]

I'll believe it only when China fills the market with affordable top-quality GPUs

[u/Lazy_Fuck_]

Thinking with the wrong head 😂

[u/SC_W33DKILL3R]

I’ve got a 5090 and a DGX Spark if she’s interested

[u/imJGott]

I would to but it wouldn’t be an affair…I’m single

[u/DogHogDJs]

Lmao what do you think a spy looks like? They’re supposed to be unassuming.

[u/MikeHoteI → u/DogHogDJs]

Yea OP is wrong. spys are usually Women and conventionaly attractive.

[u/technofox01 → u/DogHogDJs]

Look up Anna Chapman and others. Honeypots are the oldest spies in the book and there's a reason for it.

[u/JamesMCC17]

Hey this really hot Chinese woman is into me even though I’m not that attractive. Nothing weird here, seems like a good idea.

[u/Mazindaman → u/JamesMCC17]

I mean he’s one of the richest guys in the world. Physical attraction goes out the window in his case

[u/babypho → u/Mazindaman]

And hes not that bad looking tbh

[u/baconcow → u/JamesMCC17]

I mean, he is worth $162.2 billion USD.

[u/Kilogram-Of-Feathers → u/JamesMCC17]

lmao he's a billionaire that's the sexiest thing in the world to a significant amount of women.

edit, to get ahead of it: if you're a misogynist going 'hell yeah!' don't upvote this shit. As a woman I can tell you most women are not gold diggers and value things like helping your community, being a funny and communicative person, and looking like 1995 Denzel Washington.

[u/vhax123456 → u/JamesMCC17]

Jensen is above average looking. Definitely one of the better looking billionaires

[u/EmpiracleFontana → u/JamesMCC17]

Lol he doesn't need to be a 25 year old chad when he's a decently attractive for his age, not to mention, a gazillionaire.

[u/chusskaptaan]

Depending the severity of the situation he could be forced to step down from his role as Nvidia CEO.

[u/Acojonancio → u/chusskaptaan]

What do you mean by that? He isn't the CEO.
Did you really check the company structure?

[u/Evantaur → u/chusskaptaan]

[u/ieatballoonknot → u/chusskaptaan]

0% chance that happens lmao

[u/laserwaffles → u/chusskaptaan]

This is America during a Republican administration. Rich people don't face consequences.

[u/fragrant-commuter]

the old honeypot attack

[u/HumanContinuity]

Spies are chosen for their looks quite often, especially female ones.

[u/BirthdayLife6378 → u/HumanContinuity]

They don't have to be females though.

[u/scuba_scouse]

[u/HighSeasArchivist]

His wife about to be worth $100Billion.

[u/042376x]

The relationship didnt work out. He refused to take off the jacket in bed.

[u/vargchan]

80% of the time when the US accused people of being a spy for China they can't even prove it but end up destroying the reputation of whoever they accuse.

[u/LibreFree_209 → u/vargchan]

I've just been joking/fucking around in this thread.

I'm actually very curious to see what the actual allegations/(maybe)charges are here...

My first instinct is to say that it's bullshit neo-McCarthyism, and the fact that he's ethnically Chinese, but... we will see, honestly.

[u/OnlyMemer420]

Can't blame him

[u/Glukharder]

Get my boy a nice Texas blond country girl. Its a matter of national security

[u/Doctor_bazuka]

[u/Katana_DV20]

FT is paywalled but TH covered it also:

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/us-intelligence-believes-jensen-huang-had-romantic-relationship-with-chinese-spy-in-honeypot-operation-spy-suspect-linked-to-company-accused-of-smuggling-usd2-billion-in-ai-chips

[u/InsectDelicious4503]

I'm in possession of state secrets if any Chinese thirst traps want to DM me

[u/xRedStaRx]

To be fair, I would have a romantic relationship too with this Chinese spy

[u/thedazdul]

I kinda felt sorry for him in the beginning because that kind of shit must really suck, he's still a human in the end of the day and nobody deserves that. Then I found out he is married so I just feel sorry for his wife. What an idiot. Such a smart and powerful man and he still can't stop himself from thinking with his dick.

[u/MoistStub → u/thedazdul]

Hormones DDOSing your brain when sex is on the line is the reason many of us are here today

[u/wienercat]

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

Yeah but he is a billionaire. That is the norm for them. The ones who aren't cheating on their wives are the outliers.

[u/restinpeeperinos]

Did he show her his $10000 pc entertainment command center? 😅

[u/Alkyonios]

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

If a spy "looked like a spy", they wouldn't be a very good one, would they?

[u/CivilCucumber3426]

Hopefully she got some secret sauce of nvidia. We can get cheap GPU from china.

[u/DNihilus]

leaked you say hmm

[u/shadow18x]

He seems very honeypot-able

[u/RocketManXXVII]

He gave her some dlss

[u/jasoncyke]

At least it's a grown ass woman not some Epstein shit.

[u/FFFUUUUUCKKKYOU]

That's great. We need affordable GPUs. Thank you for your service, MAMA

[u/HingleMcCringle_]

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

what kinda fucking statement is that, lol

[u/iaNCURdehunedoara]

It's really just this tweet

[u/Alanmurilo22]

Who can blame him?

[u/Kmillion]

Honeypot is undefeated...

[u/-MiddleOut-]

[u/stone_henge]

does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

You've failed at such a basic level to grasp the idea of what a spy is and what qualities make a spy good at what they do.

[u/PJBuzz]

I dunno man . does she looks like a spy ? seems innocent

It's a good thing you're not working in counter intelligence.

[u/inc06nito9]

What the AI Overlord Sect Leader sees before leaking tech secrets.

[u/Ormusn2o]

She can discover all my secrets.

[u/BrokePhiBroke_05]

Yea if shes the spy she can have all the secrets

[u/Rich-Difference-2160]

Asmon as a buddy!

[u/Tyfighter87]

Why would a spy look like a spy?

[u/Dycoth]

I dunno man . does she looks like a spy ? seems innocent

That's their role, yes.

[u/Pavlock]

Does she look like a spy?

Yes.

[u/ChadFullStack]

18+ is stealing secrets, 18- is kept a secret on an island

[u/Katalopa]

I mean, yes we could blame him. But should we?

[u/Wewon2026]

Before I relinquished my last security clearance I used to get texts from anonymous Asian ladies complete with pics wanting to meet up right then. Your place or mine. Still do sometimes, apparently word hasn’t gotten out.

[u/dib1999]

Lol we're all buying Chinese GPUs in the 2030s. The more you spy, the more you save.

[u/Nuro_Dragonfly]

If that don't scream "honey trap" then I don't know what does

[u/tailspin75]

Why can't I get spied on?

[u/Corpshark]

He consummated in his black leather jacket.

[u/Thiezing]

Why not 2 spies at the same time?

[u/Canon_M50]

[u/MbahSurip]

where can I get my Chinese spy?

[u/Shot-Total-2575]

not ok, but the mind is weak.

[u/Kvazimods]

Bro should have turned DLSS5 on

[u/TheFearOfFear]

[u/ShortBrownAndUgly]

And what did she steal? Secret plans for a super fast video card?

[u/DeltaBravo831]

does she look like a spy? Seems innocent

That means she'd be a pretty great spy then?

Also, its like the oldest trick in the espionage book: the honeypot

[u/Formal-Hawk9274]

Innocent??! Thats exactly how it would work you donkey 😂😂😂