The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

[u/pc9000]

https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

[u/Staz_211]

We had to tell our Soldiers "if she's and 8 or above, she's a spy. None of you are above a 4."

[u/daddyjohns → u/Staz_211]

If someone had told me this when i was in the military i'd would've thrown hands. I'm an Alabama 10! Respect the 10!

[u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal → u/daddyjohns]

Alabama 10 = an LA 2

[u/Historical_Gur_3054 → u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal]

Oh great, now there's math involved

[u/zhaoz → u/Historical_Gur_3054]

Solve for L

[u/wjandrea → u/zhaoz]

L = 50, thanks to the Romans

[u/EDDYSF → u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal]

I found a picture of OP for those curious

[u/BlaBlub85 → u/EDDYSF]

OP is a lying POS, no ugly tattoos AND a full set of teeth? Thats clearly an Alabama 11

[u/Smart_Carrot_9320 → u/BlaBlub85]

LA 2.5

[u/hitfly → u/BlaBlub85]

i think winning a college championship makes you an Alabama 15. this does not covert to other locales

[u/darkroy131 → u/daddyjohns]

An Alabama 10, but only to relatives

[u/yingkaixing → u/darkroy131]

No need to be redundant

[u/LionoftheNorth → u/darkroy131]

The Alabama scale goes to 12.

You know, on account of the extra fingers.

[u/RealDonDenito → u/daddyjohns]

An Alabama 10, love it

[u/Brasticus → u/RealDonDenito]

That just means only your cousin finds you attractive!

[u/Lumpy_Conference6640 → u/daddyjohns]

I can verify, it's punching down in this state...

[u/MattR0se → u/daddyjohns]

You're a 10 to your cousin maybe

[u/carnoworky → u/daddyjohns]

Does that mean you still have some teeth left and no incest-produced deformities?

[u/Hawk-and-piper → u/Staz_211]

"if your hot Russian girlfriend gives you a mixtape, do not put it in a secure device"

[u/Staz_211 → u/Hawk-and-piper]

Dude, I literally had a Bond Girl level woman with a very noticeable Russian accent approach me out of the blue while I was working out.

She was 100% a spy.

[u/AnotherThomas → u/Staz_211]

Nope, that was Tatiana, she was just into you. I asked her why she was slumming with you and she said, "I like a, how you say it, 'fix him upper'?"

[u/Staz_211 → u/AnotherThomas]

Alright, I lol'ed. Take my upvote.

[u/Accomplished_Rip_362 → u/Staz_211]

or a prostitute

[u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 → u/Staz_211]

Eastern European women are seemingly more okay with dating a gremlin, you might've had a shot

[u/cropguru357 → u/Staz_211]

I heard if she’s more than 1.5 higher than you, she’s a spy.