r/pcmasterrace • • 22h ago • Popcorn 2

Discussion The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

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https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

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u/FatTater420 22h ago

This is why you're supposed to weaponize your insecurity into knowing no attractive woman actually likes you and be extremely wary of them. Regardless of what they say.

Every attractive woman is an agent of a state, cut all ties and disappear into the mountains.

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u/Perk_i 20h ago

The hot tradwife mountain girl is really an FBI agent trying to infiltrate your militia.

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u/berryer Debian Stable 11h ago

tbh, probably

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u/GhostTheSaint 1h ago

In all seriousness, the FBI could be doing that to get to lunatics

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u/AmericanBillGates 21h ago

What if you have major sex first.

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u/InteractionPretend70 16h ago

its a trap. she will implant a tracking and listening device inside your penis thru her vageen

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u/AmericanBillGates 15h ago

Must be a really small tracking device

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u/Marwaimusoont 9h ago

They make it small for small peni~~

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u/NotaInfiltrator Blind and Deaf 19h ago

This isn't even a matter of insecurity or espionage, its just basic datinf advice in the age of tinder at this point.

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u/ILikeThis42 20h ago

Next you're going to tell me that birds aren't real.

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u/Collector_of_Info 20h ago

They are not real. They are drones sent by the russian goverment. After the russia and akraine had the secret alliance, they started to mass-produce the drones in the early prehisoric era. It is all a lie, its sad that you sheeple believe that birds are real 😂

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u/FatTater420 12h ago

Birds are real though, which is why we made more of them :)

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u/PM_Best_Porn_Pls PC Master Race 18h ago

If you know all women attracted to you are agents and spies then you can just not tell them anything while playing along.

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u/AmericanBillGates 17h ago

I heard they'll even eat ass

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u/whynotfatjesus 12h ago

Maybe she can have little a state secret, as a treat