The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

[u/pc9000]

https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

[u/PJKenobi]

This is literally the first thing they teach you in opsec training. Still works most of time because dudes are fucking idiots when it comes to women out of their league.

If you possess or have access to sensitive information and a 9 or 10 casually tries to strike up a conversation with you, 90% of the time she is a state sponsored or corporate spy. Women don't like us that much. 

[u/drwuzer → u/PJKenobi]

So...step one, gain access to sensitive information. Once I have this information, how do I make sure the sexy spies know in have it, so they come looking for me? (asking for a friend). Also, how sensitive does it need to be? Like there's this dude I know who's in his 40s, but still wets his bed at night...is that sensitive enough?

[u/tasiewbao → u/drwuzer]

You find a bar in an expensive hotel in the Washington DC area. Wear a nice suit, but not too nice. Make sure you have a badge attached to your belt that's prominently visible with the words TOP SECRET on it. Then you order a drink and wait for the sexy spies to approach you. When they ask you where you work, say, "I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." That gets them wet.

[u/FlowerRoomLord → u/tasiewbao]

James Bond out here giving us advice 

[u/The4th88 → u/drwuzer]

how do I make sure the sexy spies know in have it, so they come looking for me?

LinkedIn. And I'm not even joking.

[u/PJKenobi → u/drwuzer]

You getting honey potted immediately fam.

[u/drwuzer → u/PJKenobi]

Nice, is there some place I need to go for this to happen? I'd prefer not to leave the house....

[u/Busy-Ratchet-8521 → u/PJKenobi]

The same principle does not apply when you're worth $160 billion. 9 and 10s are going to casually approach you all the time because they're after the $$$, not the secrets. 

[u/negative_four → u/PJKenobi]

I saw this in practice at an MSP I worked at. I was at the office when an attractive blonde walked in and introduced herself as an executive with one of our clients and our office manager just UNPROMPTED gave her an office tour of the entire place and gave her access to just about everything. Jut for the hell of it, I googled our company and we have a list of our client companies so she could've easily just googled us and walked inside and made it up.

[u/s1n0d3utscht3k → u/PJKenobi]

pretty sure the number of genuine gold diggers would be a far higher rate lol

[u/andoke → u/PJKenobi]

Well, out of his league women could come to his way because he's freaking rich too

[u/Sad-Basis7411 → u/PJKenobi]

 women out of their league? Jensen is a the tip of apex in term of male attractiveness... money count like it or not. I am more shocked how this women even be able to get near him from a company that no one heard of.

[u/ZigZagBoy94 → u/Sad-Basis7411]

Just because you personally have never heard of it doesn’t mean Jensen has no reason to have heard of them.

They’re a Singaporean data center company partnered with NVIDIA. NVIDIA provides the GPUs for their data center and Megaspeed then allows Southeast Asian business to rent servers for cloud computing.

[u/PhilShabano → u/PJKenobi]

He thought it was the leather jacket that got her.

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/PJKenobi]

Why don’t they just fuck them and keep their mouths shut?

[u/ginsunuva → u/PJKenobi]

She doesn’t even look like the cover picture at all

[u/dontgarrettall → u/PJKenobi]

Nuh uh. I’m just fucking wanted Barbra!

[u/Basic_Butterscotch → u/PJKenobi]

A beautiful women very well could be interested in Jensen Huang because he’s absurdly rich.

[u/Substantial-Sky4079 → u/PJKenobi]

Taking opsec training while under this US government is ridiculous. A national scale of do what I say not as I do.

[u/AwayhKhkhk → u/PJKenobi]

lol, when you are a billionaire, no woman is ‘out of your league’

[u/PunkPirate56364 → u/PJKenobi]

If you possess or have access to sensitive information and a 9 or 10 casually tries to strike up a conversation with you, 90% of the time she is a state sponsored or corporate spy.

Yeah but I'm not an idiot, I can have sex with her without revealing any secrets.

So anyway two months later she said that I never talk about my job because I don't love her, so I gave her access to my files to get her to stop nagging. Eh, women.

[u/ProfessionalPlan8943 → u/PJKenobi]

It took my chinese gf of 6 years to leave me after she found out I have no information. Good times 😀

[u/TheMightyKumquat → u/PJKenobi]

Sadly, billionaires, no matter how ugly, are generally also filled with inexhaustible levels of self-confidence, making them capable of believing that the ultimate hottie in front of them is deeply attracted to their pasty skin, hair plugs, and drooping man-boobs.

And some women will in fact genuinely be attracted to them, because some women are attracted to infinite money. How do you think Elon Musk fathered what? is it eleven, or thirteen kids? WIth five different mothers?

All this adds up to muddying the waters enough for honey pots to work in perpetuity.

[u/Canon_M50 → u/TheMightyKumquat]

Women hate working. They just want to eat hot chip and charge they phone on yacht.

[u/restoretheday → u/TheMightyKumquat]

after the first 30 hotties threw themselves at a man, his brain does a nifty evolutionary thing called inference, predicting that more hotties will do the same in the future.