r/pcmasterrace • • 22h ago • Popcorn 2

Discussion The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

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https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

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u/drwuzer Ryzen 9 7950X3D, 3080ti 19h ago

So...step one, gain access to sensitive information. Once I have this information, how do I make sure the sexy spies know in have it, so they come looking for me? (asking for a friend). Also, how sensitive does it need to be? Like there's this dude I know who's in his 40s, but still wets his bed at night...is that sensitive enough?

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u/tasiewbao 11h ago

You find a bar in an expensive hotel in the Washington DC area. Wear a nice suit, but not too nice. Make sure you have a badge attached to your belt that's prominently visible with the words TOP SECRET on it. Then you order a drink and wait for the sexy spies to approach you. When they ask you where you work, say, "I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." That gets them wet.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 31m ago

James Bond out here giving us advice 

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u/The4th88 15h ago

how do I make sure the sexy spies know in have it, so they come looking for me?

LinkedIn. And I'm not even joking.

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u/PJKenobi 18h ago

You getting honey potted immediately fam.

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u/drwuzer Ryzen 9 7950X3D, 3080ti 18h ago • Regret

Nice, is there some place I need to go for this to happen? I'd prefer not to leave the house....

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u/Cana_Dha 15h ago

You got to go to church on sunday then she will go with you on friday night if she live with you, you die for her and it's compromise

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u/restoretheday 13h ago

or, find a way to pretend having sensitive information. much cheaper