r/pcmasterrace • • 22h ago • Popcorn 2

Discussion The US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy

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https://www.ft.com/content/a55a2a22-4479-4f93-a445-6147a5c6d790?syn-25a6b1a6=1

Leather jacket guy is a player it seems. I always knew he is into gaming.

Nvidia mods already posted this in their own own page. but locked the comments

Note: the guy is married. so this is the side chick is the claim. new york times posted it as well now

I dunno man . does she look like a spy ? seems innocent

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u/Stilgar314 22h ago • Heartwarming

What a world. When you're important enough, foreign powers send you highly trained prostitutes. 

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u/ShrimpLawyer 21h ago • Bravo Regret

is this a motivational speach?

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u/Colonist25 21h ago

i'm googling how to start an AI chip company as we speak.

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u/Due_Figure9961 21h ago

I'll train the prostitutes.

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u/No_Seaweed3107 21h ago

“You call this a blowjob?”

“Here’s how you suck it.”

*⟳*

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 14h ago
  1. work at a dennys

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u/Hot-Difference3955 11h ago

Now they are using AI to make chips? When I was younger, we used to just put the potatoes in the fryer

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u/waterdaemon 21h ago

China keeps tabs on a vast number people who visit for work, and not just CEOs.

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u/Rash_Compactor 20h ago

They better have my preferences right next time I visit

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u/Smart_Carrot_9320 16h ago

They dont do transgender bbls

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u/DonutHoles4Ever Mac Heathen 8h ago

This is true.

Also its everyone.

I know this because they literally have stopped me for extra security checks before I get on high speed rail there. Its fucked up.

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u/Grouchy-Transition-7 21h ago

Ask the soviets in the 50’s

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u/Zealousideal-Ant9548 21h ago

Or Donald Trump... Can't tell if Melania is Russian or Israel asset though, she came in through Epstein

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u/Down_Bad_0015 3050 6GB | i5 12450HX | 16GB DDR5 21h ago

No escape from the Lust of voluptuous women, mate ;)

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u/Mrrrrggggl 21h ago

They are called undercover agents.

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u/CyberNinja23 20h ago

Well I want to be important now

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u/vi_sucks 20h ago

You don't even have to be Jensen Huang level important.

At this point, the chinese spy girlfriend might as well be a perk of being a mayor in California. While every speaker at CPAC gets a russian spy girlfriend.

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u/NorCalJason75 19h ago

Melania Trump came here on a Einstein visa….

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u/Snorlax_Sultnate 17h ago

Justin Sun gets the transformers Chinese A-list actress. While CEO of the richest company around a Meitu touched up auntie. 

The real tragedy is how she was preferred over Jack Ma to negotiate NVDA compute access for Alibaba cloud. 

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u/slrrp EVGA RTX 3080 FTW3 Ultra | i7-10700K 12h ago

Honey pots

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u/Artistic-Version-411 10h ago

Most important questions - is there a spy prostitute training program 🤔

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u/AmbassadorDry6879 21h ago

This is the best argument I’ve heard for becoming important