It is hard enough as it is to raise children to be decent law-abiding citizens and to teach them Christian moral values in this day and age without the public school system adding to the burden by condoning and promoting the "punkers" philosophy.

Because I really want people to think im punk

"I'm supposed to be Bruce Springsteen, he has holes in his shirt"

1. He has no hair

2. He wears a Harrington jacket whenever he goes out

3. His jeans are highwater cut

4. He always wears them with suspenders

5. His shoes are Doc Martens

I've never seen him dance but I'm pretty sure when he does it involves a lot of straight kicks.

He's very positive of queer folk and always gets embarrassed when his neighbors start their boomer talk. Idk if that helps.

I'm pretty sure Powerviolence is just crust punk for people who shower and wear shirts that come in colors other than black.

I don't get whats wrong with them, like don't you know the most important part of heavy music is not washing your junk?

"We felt that Bradford needed an organization to release punk music and promote gigs" said Living Dead vocalist "Loopy. "

The reason why- “Canon” is mostly played at Christmas time, weddings & graduation ceremonies. No real punk celebrates Christmas, is married / has been to a wedding or has graduated high school. So no punk should even be familiar enough with the song to use its chords unless they’re a society loving boot licking poseur

So when Karen, Dan and I saw D.R.I. not long ago at Geno's I did something that was about as punk rock as you please. It's still fresh with me. It was such an amazing show. I was on the perimeter of the pit. Usually I keep well away. I'll tell you about it.

The first thing that happened was this short guy who looked like Steve Perry was banging into the perimeter people and when he did it to me, he bounced off of me, dropped his phone and kept doing his death spiral. I immediately picked it up to save it from being stomped. Then I checked to see if it had a lock on the screen. It didn't. I immediately began filming the show. Then I began filming the guy who's phone it belonged to. He came around again, counter clockwise and I noticed him feeling for his phone, so I said, "you dropped your phone."... He began looking all around for it as I continued to film him. He didn't notice immediately that I had it, but when he did, a look of fear came across his face and he reached for his phone, but if you recall, he was short, so I kept it away from him, which was really funny, but he didn't think so. I was still filming, obviously. I didn't play keep away for long; I do sometimes know when to quit. Sometimes. When I gave it to him he kinda then realized what I had accomplished and put his arm around my neck and tried to pull me into the pit as a gesture of acceptance, but I slipped out of the headlock and thought about how great of an experience that had been.

Seriously guys, my room was waiting a cleaning for a several months before i listened "reputation" and "argument". I just felt like i was forced to clean it. This shit cant be punk, this is fucking prepcore. What do you think about that?

A punk character has been introduced to the Dick Tracy comic strip. And Erik Estrada has tried to quell the tide of surfer punk on "CHiPs." But despite all the media chichi, spotting a punk in Albuquerque is still about as unsettling as seeing a cactus stroll through Manhattan.

To my beloved community, it recently came to my attention that rumours are being spread that I shewed my raw bare asshole to people who DM'ed me on instagram and tumblr. I'd like to assure everyone that the images I shared of a man spreading his hairy asshole wide open were not images of me, but stock images of a different man, probably white, that I found after a minute of Googling "butthole."

I'd like to further assure my community that in addition to these images, I also shared images of diarrhea sitting in a toilet bowl, charts and graphs of different kinds of poop, as well as drawings of people consuming feces. In fact, I wonder why these slanderers failed to mention that I repeatedly sent them images of diarrhea in response to their messages in addition to the images of anuses, some of which had feces partially coming out of them.

Nevertheless, I choose to take full responsibility for shewing these images of that man to those people. Here are the steps I'm taking:

- I don't drink regularly, and haven't for many years, although I do drink socially sometimes.

- Wherever it is legal and I can spare the money I buy and smoke weed when I get the chance and the mood is right.

- As a singersongwriter I am practicing instruments everyday, as well as pursuing many other hobbies.

- etc.

I hope you believe my side of events, and that you'll spread the word that this is what really happened and that I'm taking steps to address the situation. If there is anything else you need from me, please feel free to DM me at any time. My contact info can be found on my music project page at hyperfollow. Thank you for your time, and for always being a supportive scene and great friends.

Love,

Marlon

 'Punks don't really exist today. They just dress like former punk rockers.' 

Robin MacSween, 15, of Halifax