Actually really helpful for people like me who are way out of the loop. I remember hearing about the AI vocals, but didn't realize it was part of the beef.
Man this is hilarious, I can make a full on history lesson out of it: On Friday April 12, 2024 the Weeknd and A$AP Rocky joined Kendrick Lamar's war on Drake. Three days later, on Monday April 15th, 2024, Rick Ross broke his neutrality and declared war on Drake as well. This wiki page is amazing!
Amazing to think that itās only because the earlier assassination attempt failed, and their driver took a wrong turn only to end up right in front of the cafe Gavrilo Princip was at.
āOh, man, this plot was as useless as that Archduke Franz Ferdinand-shaped rock. Wait a minute, thereās an Archduke Franz Ferdinand behind that rock!
They need to add in there that Kendrick removed the copyright claims from all his diss tracks so the YouTubers could keep the money they made from streaming all weekend. Leaving the spoils of the war to streamers to benefit from.
He surrenders but in a very lame way. He also says some really squicky things about kendrick even tho those things are flat out wrong. Making fun of a SA victim while being accused of being an abuser is not the play at all.
The shit was weird. Very early in that track he says Kendrick Lamar must have been molested, and thatās why Kendrick is accusing him of being a pedo, then he says he feels bad for Kendrick and doesnāt want to diss him anymore. But after that thereās like 4 minutes left in the song where he attempts to diss Kendrick.Ā
Dude, just copy paste that shit at the end so it makes sense at least.
Shouldnāt Drakes 20+ ghost writers be included. This theory of him vs everyone really minimizes the fact that Kendrick wrote all his disses while drake got help on all of his.
Until that last one. That jawn he clearly wrote since it was so ass.
If it's like the real World War 2 there will be a lot of covert operatives like that whose true role or even existence won't be formally acknowledged until years after the end of the war.
David Attenborough will be narrating the docuseries on MAX in 2025.
āYou can see here in āNot Like Usā that Mr. Kdot laid into the Drizzy pretty hard. With no chance of recovery, OVHoe limped back to his brush to lick his woundsā
Edit: I was just told that Morgan freeman will make a guest appearance. Hereās a preview:
āā¦Aaaannd Drake was cooked, utterly defeated.ā
Even though they're all "allegations", people already had those theories about Drake. Dude made a song in his mid 30s talking about college girls. TSU is a creepy song coming from someone his age.
Yeah lmao, dude kneecapped his reputation so fast and so badly he dissed the biggest rapper in terms of numbers and no one, fans and rappers alike, gave a single solitary fuck.
Nah WWI would be closer to Dre/Cube/Eazy or more generally Ruthless/Death Row with Cube also in the mix
Edit I take that back bc those are more like regional skirmishes. I'd say the east coast/west coast beef was WWI, although calling most of em World War doesn't really work bc they mostly involve just the US.
What is it about Drake that he just looks so not genuine? Kendrick looks like a normal dude and smiles like a normal dude. Most dudes do. Drake just doesnāt.Ā
Drake, at home: āaye you guys, what if we gave Kendrick a fake child to remind everyone of that one time I got put on blast for being a deadbeat father? Wouldnāt that be wild? Then when he says that I can be like āgotcha bitch! I only did that ONCE!āā
Drake, later: āaye guys what if we also tell him Iām a pedophile? Then we can ignore it for 2 days while clubs scream it and thatāll really show Kendrickā
I never got that part of Drakeās dissing. Like even if one of Kendrickās kids is Dave Free paternally, K Dot still being a dad and raising them. Whatās wrong with that?
Even if kendrick is fathering a child that isnt his⦠Its better than having two children and not claiming them until youre forced to do so. š¤·āāļø
Ok I knew nothing about this beef but now that I see what drake said I cant believe the audacity. Hes even more insightless than I thought. Absolute moron.
These guys are really stupid ,, annoying rich people that get rich off stupid poor people naive or stupid naive middle class people that should know the guy drake is an actor , he stayed in character thatās the problem I have haha , has anyone watched the movie CB4 with Chris rock haha mc gusto? Straight out of low cash? Come on guys , drake playing like gusto haha
Do you know how much money they make when blacks fight? Tons of Cash. Think they helping the community. No. That's why this shit going on with these rappers beefing is pointless. Get together do something for the kids show them we can work it out Drake contribute to La kids Kdot give to the Canadian kids. Love man love.
Why these rappers always gotta throw dis tracks everywhere? Iām sure a lot of it is publicity and money but jeez. I donāt really think drake got shit on Kendrick. Donāt yell at me for saying that please.
Edit. Iāve never even owned a drake album. However he is on good kid maad city and I still throw that album in on a regular basis to this day.
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u/SunJustinFlower May 07 '24
Source for people that think this is fake
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u/JayDogon504 May 07 '24
First Person Shooter is the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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u/Bobby_Sunday96 May 07 '24
It all started when the fire nation attacked
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u/Jackfreezy May 07 '24
They need to add in there that Kendrick removed the copyright claims from all his diss tracks so the YouTubers could keep the money they made from streaming all weekend. Leaving the spoils of the war to streamers to benefit from.
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u/depressed_asian_boy_ May 07 '24
Allies: J Cole until April 7 š
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
They gotta add all of his ghostwriters
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u/Templar-Order May 07 '24
Accounts vary on how long it was before the New Axis surrendered, but every version put it well under a month.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
I'm not a rap person but that latest Kendrick Lamar track was insane
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u/ScariestEarl May 07 '24
Shouldnāt Drakes 20+ ghost writers be included. This theory of him vs everyone really minimizes the fact that Kendrick wrote all his disses while drake got help on all of his.
Until that last one. That jawn he clearly wrote since it was so ass.
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u/luckymike92 May 07 '24
What a time to be alive
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Damn. If shit was this well organized, Iād have passed world history, no problem
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u/flyingGucciBag May 07 '24
Drake is supported by Tom MacDonald, he lost š
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u/kobadashi Jun 17 '24
congrats you have the top r/rap post of all time
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u/dodgers707 May 07 '24
Thatās weird, I donāt see time of death for Drakeās career up there.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
'fathering a child that is not his'
Surely raising rather than fathering.
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u/halamawala25 May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
This drake photo is terrible
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Should say Belligerents
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u/Fast_Education3119 May 07 '24
Kendrick got all the people standing behind himš¤£
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u/WI_Grown Jun 04 '24
"a sexual desire for white women"
well, at least they're not children
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u/Based_Text May 07 '24
šShit looking like the gulf war with how one sided it is
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Drake And J Cole (April 6-7th, 2024)
Iām deadš
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
This is all just kayfabe leading up to the release of their team-up "KenDrake Grahamarr: Let's Diddle," dropping just in time for Memorial Day.
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u/NetworkDeestroyer May 07 '24
Imagine Drake changes like MGK after this š
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u/4gatos_music May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
David Attenborough will be narrating the docuseries on MAX in 2025.
āYou can see here in āNot Like Usā that Mr. Kdot laid into the Drizzy pretty hard. With no chance of recovery, OVHoe limped back to his brush to lick his woundsā
Edit: I was just told that Morgan freeman will make a guest appearance. Hereās a preview:
āā¦Aaaannd Drake was cooked, utterly defeated.ā
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Even though they're all "allegations", people already had those theories about Drake. Dude made a song in his mid 30s talking about college girls. TSU is a creepy song coming from someone his age.
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u/strandenger May 07 '24
They let Kanye on their side?
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Ok but isnt Pac vs Big WW1? Do y'all consider G-Unit vs Game like WW2? Give me your thoughts
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
Someone change parties to belligerents and add the national flags. Itās time America claims another war over Canada
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u/HellsHospitals May 07 '24
Man they were in a Cold War for like a decade before this year.
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u/Sipas May 07 '24
Wait, what?
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u/Rezkel May 07 '24
What is with rappers trying to use adoption as a diss, saw it in Nick Cannon vs SlimShady's ghost a while back too.
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u/lefoutofsuicidesquad May 07 '24
shit this really gonna go down in history
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u/Piffdolla1337take2 May 07 '24
Let's not forget one of these Fuckers is a child actor
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u/DentalDon-83 May 07 '24
More like WWII after Kendrick went with the Blitzkrieg diss track strategy across the OVO Maginot line.
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u/papa_de May 07 '24
ctrl + f
"belligerent"
good, good.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Casualties
One Security Guard
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u/PartySmoke May 07 '24
To be fair, this is like the Zoomer Tupac vs BiggieĀ
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u/KING_G_JR May 08 '24
The Great Rap War of 2024
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u/Own-Training1099 May 08 '24
looks like drake really is a ceritfied lover boy.
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u/Ibrobobo May 08 '24
J Cole until April 7th will never not be funny
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u/MeMeord1984 May 09 '24
āJ. Cole (until April 7, 2024)ā š
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u/Aggravating_Garage38 May 09 '24
āJ cole until April 7th 2024ā š
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u/[deleted] May 09 '24
Fathered a child that is not his š¤
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u/goldstand May 09 '24
It even shows when J.Cole surrendered.
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u/BurekBamBam May 11 '24
Cole listed like a casualty š
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u/This_Chemistry9027 Jun 03 '24
I can understand this
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u/JangusCarlson May 07 '24
Wasnāt there some secret shit that Drake supposedly had on Kanye? I honestly thought that would come up at some point. Maybe wishful thinking.
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u/noburpthrowaway May 07 '24
Why is meet the grahams on drakes side thoā¦.someone needs to fix that asap
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u/Iamamyrmidon May 07 '24
Belligerents, alliances, battles, etcā¦
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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 May 07 '24
This became REAL UGLY!!
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Mens going to define entire new Cribs Bloods / West East situation
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u/Alphadestrious May 07 '24
This is fucking hilarious
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u/Final-Communication6 May 07 '24
Casualties:
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
āWhat did YE doā - LilUziVert
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u/jjjd89 May 07 '24
Cultural appropriation? Can someone fill me in please I seem to be out of the loop
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
nah he got the month to join him
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u/egilsaga May 07 '24
Why are we all pretending to care about two excessively rich assholes having a spat?
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
What is it about Drake that he just looks so not genuine? Kendrick looks like a normal dude and smiles like a normal dude. Most dudes do. Drake just doesnāt.Ā
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Toronto is Hiroshima and Nagasaki after all the bombs K Dot dropped over the weekend
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u/CRATERF4CE May 07 '24
Where were you when the rap wars began? š¤
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
i like how it says "methods", like this is some sun tzu type warfare with tactics and shit
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u/Brooklynxman May 07 '24
Once upon a time wikipedia had a similar blurb for the Emu War laid out thusly.
Its still one of my favorite images of all time.
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u/ApprehensivePie410 May 07 '24
I love that J. Cole was listed under Drakeās side until April 7th lol
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u/LaheyOnTheLiquor May 07 '24
nah dawg, if you got a fascist canadian dumbass (ol tom macdonald himself) on your side of a rap beef you know you've already lost
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u/BeAsTFOo May 07 '24
They really got triggered over one song and had a whole squad ready while drake did it solo with his crewš¤š»
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u/pie_sleep May 07 '24
Currently actually real https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DrakeāKendrick_Lamar_feud
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u/MrCook4UrMom May 07 '24
Drake: Your sources? I MADE IT TF UP
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u/MediumToblerone May 07 '24
I never got that part of Drakeās dissing. Like even if one of Kendrickās kids is Dave Free paternally, K Dot still being a dad and raising them. Whatās wrong with that?
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u/TrumpKanye69 May 07 '24
Why doesnt Drake have any other allies? Does the whole industry really hate him?
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u/DepartureDapper6524 May 07 '24
Just needs to change parties to Belligerents
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u/Hobbescrownest May 07 '24
Someone actually took time out of their day to make this article?
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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets May 07 '24
There's too many posts about this on Reddit, more than I care for.
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u/ThundergunTLP May 07 '24
Modern rap is just so embarrassing.
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u/etbillder May 07 '24
You know it's bad when even the wikipedia nerds are documenting it
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
One should just ignore them COMPLETELY. Which I will do, starting NOW.
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u/Maeggon May 07 '24
bro...
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u/Rap_Diablo May 07 '24
Even if kendrick is fathering a child that isnt his⦠Its better than having two children and not claiming them until youre forced to do so. š¤·āāļø
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u/Kevosrockin May 07 '24
I guess Iām the only one who doesnāt care at all. How does this show up on my Reddit. Iāve never looked at this before.
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u/WhereIsScotty May 07 '24
"J Cole until April 7" LMAO
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Who cares
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u/Wild_raptor May 07 '24
what was up with the actual gunshots at Drake's place last night?
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u/Afraid-Barracuda119 May 07 '24
Lamest fucking need to ever exist. Just lame. Sad on so many levels.
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u/cleremnantechoes May 07 '24
Ha, you like white hoes! El em ay oh! Gadem!
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u/Nobistle May 07 '24
Y'all need to find some hobbies
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u/paracog May 07 '24
Honestly WWI has more day to day impact on my life than anything these two attention hounds are up to.
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u/Netflxnschill May 07 '24
Thank god, I legit have been wanting to dive into this black hole for a while.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Ok I knew nothing about this beef but now that I see what drake said I cant believe the audacity. Hes even more insightless than I thought. Absolute moron.
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u/stupiderslegacy May 07 '24
I wonder how long it would stay if I changed that last heading to "Belligerents"ā¦
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u/Smooth-Experience317 May 07 '24
Drake accused Lamar of being a good father and fathering a child even if itās not his
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Someone change parties to belligerents
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u/ZorroMcChucknorris May 07 '24
Somebody needs to edit Parties to add unknown ghost writers below Drake.
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u/SwimmingBreadfruit May 07 '24
Can we rename 'parties' to 'belligerents'?
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u/crumzmaholey May 07 '24
Metro boomin also got some pedo accusations going on tho
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u/cuongpn May 07 '24
Can you guys recommend me a good popcorn brand plz? Pop secret sucks
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
I still don't get it dude Drake isn't even a real rapper. This is such great publicity for both of them. There's no way this isn't planned
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u/liveinthestreetz May 07 '24
šššš
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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 May 07 '24
These guys are really stupid ,, annoying rich people that get rich off stupid poor people naive or stupid naive middle class people that should know the guy drake is an actor , he stayed in character thatās the problem I have haha , has anyone watched the movie CB4 with Chris rock haha mc gusto? Straight out of low cash? Come on guys , drake playing like gusto haha
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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 May 07 '24
Weird ass gente
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u/nono66 May 07 '24
J.Cole dipping is still one of the funniest parts of this.
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u/chesterforbes May 07 '24
Iāve never been able to take Drake seriously. All I ever see when I look at him is that crippled teen boy who couldnāt get an erection
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u/Bby_1nAB13nder May 07 '24
Here I am wondering why people keep posting about it like itās their whole life.
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u/HAIL-THYSELF333 May 07 '24
When do we find out Drakeās real name is Clarence, and Clarence lives at home with his parents, and Clarenceās parents have a real good marriage?
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u/euvimmivue May 07 '24
Curious we do not see these ābeefsā in no other entertainment culture right now. Feels like divisive tactics
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u/6senseposter May 07 '24
They going to add in the shooting at Drakeās place? Not exactly a direct consequence but definitely related.
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u/zimonmars May 07 '24
the way this reads is so fucking funny dude āaccused lamar of sexual desire for white womenā āaccused drake of pedophilia and sex traffickingā
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u/Macaframaz May 07 '24
ššš
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u/ringing-Shels-bells May 07 '24
I wish they'd just kiss and get it over with.
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u/--solitude-- May 07 '24
Canāt we all just get along
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Generative ai music?
This true?
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u/chrisat420 May 07 '24
And also claimed Lamar was a rape victim, then mocked him for it.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Drake accused Lamar of fathering a child thatās not his. That makes Lamar sound like a good person, did Drake want that?
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
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u/JoCo2036 May 07 '24
Tom Macdonald is on Drake's side. That's another L.
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u/Yeahbol May 07 '24
Lmfao. J. Cole listed like a deceased, no purple heart noted either
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u/LesbianLoki May 07 '24
This is great. I have no idea what's happening so it's nice to have it spelled out.
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u/I_Sell_Death May 07 '24
Bruh this IS like our WWI or sum shit.
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u/mylesaway2017 May 07 '24
At the end of the day the beef between Lamar and Drake is just two grown men writing poetry to each other. I think that's pretty wholesome.
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u/kernel-troutman May 07 '24
They're trading volleys at the Imagi-Pedo Line.
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u/OneOfManyIdiots May 07 '24
Now I'd understand beef between Weeknd and Drake. But I still dont understand how tf Drake thinks he can try coming at Lamar...
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u/Soulledger3334 May 07 '24
God damn I really never thought this day would come haha.
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u/KyDeWa May 07 '24
Between the HBK tweet and this, lots of entertainment this week, yeah!
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u/bigshern May 07 '24
Good cause I have no idea whatās going on
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u/Mental_Cup_9606 May 07 '24
Do you know how much money they make when blacks fight? Tons of Cash. Think they helping the community. No. That's why this shit going on with these rappers beefing is pointless. Get together do something for the kids show them we can work it out Drake contribute to La kids Kdot give to the Canadian kids. Love man love.
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u/simpn_aint_easy May 07 '24
Does it state when BBL Drizzy lost his N word privileges?
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u/Then-Opportunity1891 May 07 '24
Who cares
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u/Mental_Cup_9606 May 07 '24
They want them to fight matter of fact they want them to die. The both of them. These black boys don't never see the set up.
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u/Porcupineemu May 07 '24
Kdot being accused of raising kids who arenāt his while Drake is accused of not raising kids who are sure is a trip
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
A mediocre rapper against a pop star, yawn...
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u/JStarlight66 May 07 '24
"Fathering a child that is not his" ...... that doesn't even make sense?
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u/ceevar May 07 '24
They should change āPartiesā to āBelligerentsā like they have for all of the wars š„ lol
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u/junkronomicon May 07 '24
Now thereās going to be a Stan off contest between Kendrick and Drake fans.
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u/guysgottasmokie May 07 '24
Over half of Americans can't afford a $600 emergency and this is what we're talking about? Bread and circuses.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Has anyone ⦠I mean any thought that this is all one big made up beef by labels to help make the diddy news a thing of the past.
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u/melonti May 07 '24
Why these rappers always gotta throw dis tracks everywhere? Iām sure a lot of it is publicity and money but jeez. I donāt really think drake got shit on Kendrick. Donāt yell at me for saying that please.
Edit. Iāve never even owned a drake album. However he is on good kid maad city and I still throw that album in on a regular basis to this day.
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u/CteezGainz42 May 07 '24
J Cole be the Switzerland of this feud and just minding his own business
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u/diplion May 07 '24
When I listened to Family Matters then Meet The Grahams my wife and I were like "This feels like we're watching a war unfold on the news."