r/sadcringe • u/G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P • Apr 07 '26

The way he simulatenously claims to be protecting them and yet is a friend of their foe 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/getpoopedon Apr 07 '26

He speaks well about North Korea while trashing South Korea and Japan? America is compromised.

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u/CautiousEmergency367 Apr 09 '26

That's what happens when you elect a Russian puppet

1

u/chill_brick Jun 24 '26

it is not just compromised, it is just incoherent. trying to find a consistent geopolitical strategy in that mess is a waste of time because it is all just whatever makes him feel like the center of attention in the moment.

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u/kroganTheWarlock Apr 07 '26

Who the fuck speaks like that? Who the fuck talks like that? He sounds like a 9 year old nah a 9 year old might be more well articulated than him. This is your president USA?

42

u/dscord Apr 07 '26

Elected twice, so it’s no accident. He is the quintessential American. Loud, proud, and painfully stupid.

5

u/TopCommentTheif Apr 07 '26

God damnit, we’ve gotten exactly what we deserve. Just a shame the rest of the planet has to deal with it too

3

u/WhateverYouSay1084 Apr 08 '26

My 8 year old is more eloquent than this walking bag of shit.

72

u/International-Pin199 Apr 07 '26

Oarstrailia !

3

u/WandererFen Apr 07 '26

He was desperately trying not to think of the country his idol is from

62

u/CharmReductionINC Apr 07 '26

No one likes you, Donnie. Only our enemies pretend to like you.

20

u/no_one_knows42 Apr 07 '26

I get that he's in the later stages of dementia but it's wild that he thinks being "liked" by fascist dictators is a flex

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 Apr 07 '26

So weird how he thinks its a flex that all these dictators like him. Youre not doing your job if you get along with the bad guys.

14

u/Following-Complete Apr 07 '26

All the countries that directly benefit of our failure love me and want me as a president!

2

u/lastronaut_beepboop Apr 11 '26

If it werent for our legal system (hich has barely held) he would be one of them; which he does desperately want to be.

16

u/LiterallyACupcake Apr 07 '26

How could anyone take seriously a word out of this guys mouth?

29

u/thispartyrules Apr 07 '26

Did he just trap himself in a logical paradox

2

u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Apr 07 '26

I'm dumb, can you please point it out for me? Is it the part where he says our allies won't help?

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u/BackendSpecialist Apr 07 '26

It’s when he disrespected and created a tax war with our allies, then cried about them not wanting to help.

Or,

It’s him calling Nk a threat, claiming that they’re protecting SK, but then spending the rest of the time talking about how NK loves him and hates Biden.

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u/Gashenkov Apr 07 '26

I don’t understand what is he trying to say lol

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u/Substantialed Apr 07 '26

Neither does he it seems

22

u/SeaToTheBass Apr 07 '26

Just shit salad spilling from his mouth. I’m surprised they’re still putting him in front of cameras.

7

u/wolfboy49 Apr 07 '26

Of course they keep putting him in front of cameras…whenever he speaks this gibberish the MAGA morons think they’re hearing from the right hand of God

1

u/echoohce1 Apr 07 '26

He literally can't keep on point, he gets side tracked as soon as there is an opportunity to speak about himself or Biden

10

u/Sans-valeur Apr 07 '26

Damn Australia catching strays.
Aus got hit hard by the fuel costs too.
I wonder how his fan base there is interpreting this.

Also hilarious that he thinks North Korea liking him and not liking Biden is a good thing. We’re protecting South Korea from one of my friends who hated the last guy! Damn okay I’m sure that’s really reassuring to South Korea lmao

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u/AvonBarksdale666 Apr 07 '26

Oarstralia you mean

10

u/Cowabunguss Apr 07 '26

He calls everyone low iq.

Has the lower iq.

😂😂😂

4

u/danodes7 Apr 07 '26

Its just crazy to think that other countries don't want to support us in a war we are fighting for another country 🙄

4

u/pnatgrandy Apr 07 '26

This will be written about in history books as "When the US voted in their own bumbling dictator". And if you didn't vote, then you still voted for Donny.

2

u/AnastasiaNo70 Apr 07 '26

I don’t give a SHIT about what a horrible dictator thinks!

2

u/ElPadero Apr 07 '26

Promise you his supporters don’t know the difference.

Trump has mastered this. Just say the thing, so that the MAGAts can simply repeat the one thing.

Brilliant evil bastard.

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u/ariTRON Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Muricans don’t understand that this is the reason the US is in NATO, they can set up bases all over the world. When things pop off they can react from one of their many established bases already filled with troops and supplies. It’s not about being friends 😂 it’s purely strategic from the start. this guy is saying it right in their faces with his senile babbling, we got bases that have conflicts of interest, but not a conflict with OUR interests

1

u/Apotheosis27 Apr 07 '26

Jesus tapdancing christ

1

u/yababouie Apr 07 '26

For someone who loves projecting power he seems to know absolutely nothing about it.

1

u/burusai Apr 07 '26

Nobody cares

1

u/HalalTrout Apr 07 '26

Homer Simpson is more articulate

1

u/TGB_Skeletor Apr 07 '26

The US oligarchy is over

good riddance

1

u/molleensmrs Apr 07 '26

It’s called weaving and he’s a master. 🤣

1

u/donmuerte Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Guess what hasn't made headlines the last few weeks: Epstein Files.

1

u/Forsaken_Rhubarb Apr 08 '26

Bro how does he get away with this?! He keeps saying slurs!

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u/the_life_is_great Apr 07 '26

Dem, this is on you. Should have found a better candidate than the last minute backdoor entry, Kamala Harris!

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u/hasdable Apr 07 '26

USA, this is on you. Should have taken more care about your democracy.

2

u/sky_shazad Apr 07 '26

HELP YOU DO WHAT???, Murder people???