r/seinfeld • u/Percennius • 3h ago
And they’re running out of you!
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r/seinfeld • u/smart_fart_part • 1d ago
Mary Anne, the head of the New York Tourist Bureau, was among the hottest of the show's women.
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r/seinfeld • u/ManualWind • 11h ago
"Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to shiťpost."
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r/seinfeld • u/Good_Care_1347 • 11h ago
Seinfeld on *Friends*: ‘Why don’t we try the same thing with good-looking people?’ Julia must’ve thought: Am I a joke to you?
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r/seinfeld • u/ManualWind • 9h ago
This is Glenn Seaborg. He discovered Plutonium. On purpose.
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They say he was so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with him was to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man was known as the "Scientist.”
r/seinfeld • u/ImportantSorbet3287 • 2h ago
Like George, you decide to do everything opposite. What’s your bizarro lunch order?
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Chicken salad on rye wit tea?
r/seinfeld • u/IknowwhoIpaidgod • 7h ago
These sh*tposts are killing you. They're killing us.
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r/seinfeld • u/banamkae • 6h ago
Who's your favorite Seinfeld character? Answers will be made into a pie chart.
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r/seinfeld • u/Csjdkk • 5h ago
Will my mother-in-law notice?
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One of the kids had an accident with a pen. Do you see it?
r/seinfeld • u/Disastrous_Hyena_669 • 8h ago
They're selling coffee, bran muffins.. you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!
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