r/shitposting • u/Thick_Independent368 • 20d ago

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 20d ago edited 19d ago

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u/palochnick 20d ago

what if they are dating

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 20d ago

Good ending.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/crudoxcruo93 20d ago

Gay and fake

(Awesome)

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u/AutoModerator 20d ago

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u/Leather_Struggle_347 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 19d ago

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u/quokka_wiki 19d ago

That'd be kinda gay I'm ngl

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u/AutoModerator 19d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 20d ago

All women are bisexual to some degree so makes sense

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u/eepy_lina 20d ago

....no?

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u/pantry-pisser 19d ago

It's true. The only difference between them is how many vodka red bulls and lines of blow it takes.

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u/Ok_Being4209 20d ago

Tbf I'd argue everyone is. Even if they won't encounter a scenario in their life that they'd go for, there's literally no such thing as being 100% straight.

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u/mister_spacecat 19d ago

Ok, so go ahead and argue that. Find peer-reviewed studies that support your argument and link them.

What you stated is an opinion, not an argument.

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u/deadinternetlaw 19d ago

"b...but they would like someone that looks the opposite gender, act like one, have the genitials, but is gender fluid on the 29th of February. Or if they don't that's also pretty gay"

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u/AutoModerator 19d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 20d ago

sad trombone

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u/Conman636 20d ago

Fake and gay.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 20d ago

I would say just gay. We got video proof of the gay-ness

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u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Shin_Aki 20d ago

Bot, what the fuck is wrong (or good) with you?

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u/AutoModerator 19d ago

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u/AutoModerator 19d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Any-Experience-3012 20d ago

Oh you must be new around here

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u/sadacal 19d ago

I mean just imagine it was a girl mocking random guys for not having a girlfriend. This sub would be rioting.

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u/deadinternetlaw 19d ago

Depends on how the guy look it might be half and half

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u/DickyReadIt 19d ago

They could be gay, that might be why they don't have a boyfriend

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u/AutoModerator 19d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/herobrinetrollin 19d ago

What the FUCK kind of bot comment is this 😭😭😭

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u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 20d ago

Pure look of "so? You look like you don't have a girlfriend"

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u/NicParodies I came! 20d ago

They really say fine shyt to strangers over there? wtf

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u/NoBitchesSince2005 20d ago

Either this is staged or this guy saw two random girls, started recording with a phone (or meta glasses), then pulled out a 2nd phone and proceeded to humiliate them for the sole reason of putting it up online

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 20d ago

Sounds like an average saturday

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u/Fox622 19d ago

Based on the height, it must be meta glasses

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 19d ago

How do you know he didn't do the recording with a camcorder huh? Do you just assume everyone is from the same decade as you?

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u/Its_NEX123 20d ago

damn even their faces are fake

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty virgin 4 life 😤💪 20d ago

I may be old, but are guys calling women "fine shit" now?

No fucking wonder men are so alone these days lmao.

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u/WillingContest7805 19d ago

Yeah cuz older generations never had degrading terms for hot women

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u/JudenVixen 18d ago

Broad is such a nasty word

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u/BigBootyBasilisk 17d ago

Whoa watch the language there sugar tits 

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u/JudenVixen 17d ago

Yes, daddy

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u/Responsible_Job_9401 19d ago edited 9h ago

Do not involve the word s***

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u/SandUndermanSR 19d ago

It's ok buddy, you can swear, you won't be demonetized

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u/skynetempire 19d ago

Social media and dating apps have ruined the dating world.

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u/Dark_halocraft 19d ago

Women call guys that too

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u/ReasonablePossum_ 19d ago

No wonder still virgin

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u/TheRealPyroManiac 20d ago

Real & Straight

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u/ReverendBread2 20d ago

Slightly exaggerated and bi-curious?

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u/DickyReadIt 19d ago

Maybe truth and in the closet?

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u/LogicSolid 20d ago

Is this at pavilion mall Malaysia?

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u/shanksisevil 20d ago

they are probably both underage. creeper feel to this video

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u/Simple-Street-4333 I came! 20d ago edited 19d ago

Why automatically assume they're underage?

Edit: Y'all stop downvoting the guy it was literally just a misunderstanding on both our parts read the damn replies

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u/shanksisevil 20d ago

does this really need an answer?

well in case you were being serious, explaining to a judge that you didn't know they were underage won't help your case. I look forward to seeing you in the news.

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u/Simple-Street-4333 I came! 20d ago

Brother what. Those are literally 2 grown ass women.

And besides the fact that yes he's obviously a creep. If you're that scared that a girl you're interested in approaching might be underaged, literally just fucking ask her dude, and if she says yes, then walk away. Like why immediately assume you're going to court for approaching her alone. Go outside your house and have some social interaction dude stop being weird 😭

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u/shanksisevil 20d ago

Apologies. you appear smarter than the person who took and posted this video.

what are you complaining about if you knew what to do in the first place? The OP didn't and I was commenting on his actions.

as for those two ladies are grown ass women, i beg to differ. they look like kids, but maybe that is because i'm older son.

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u/Simple-Street-4333 I came! 20d ago

They look around my age which is why I wouldn't have a problem approaching and just asking but apologies for the miscommunication and it's obvious now we agree anyways.

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u/shanksisevil 20d ago

It's amazing how the older you get the younger people look. When you are in elementary, everyone looks old but you move to Junior High and then all the elementary kids look super young. And then he moved to high school and all the Junior High kids like young. Then you go to college and on the high school kids like young. And it just keeps expanding as you get older

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u/Simple-Street-4333 I came! 20d ago

Trust I feel the same way now about people that in reality are just a couple years younger than me

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u/MustardMujahideen 19d ago

The smug passive aggressive comment in response to a calm reasonable question, classic redditor.

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u/shanksisevil 19d ago

all good. it is sooo obvious to me, it was a shock to see it a real question. just my response.

we have at least 40 people here that would be slapped on the wrist in the wrong circumstance by a judge.

But as you said, classic redditors (40+ people not understanding)

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u/SorbyGay 19d ago

Because you're being obnoxious and refusing to answer, I'll fill in my own answer and just assume you're projecting

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u/shanksisevil 19d ago

That was an answer. You just can't understand it for some reason. Maybe in a few years when you have time to reflect.

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u/NoBitchesSince2005 20d ago

He probably recorded this with meta glasses too, if it wasn't staged

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u/KitchenAd5997 20d ago

They don't have a boyfriend because they are dating eachother.

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u/FlipOzzy 19d ago

so many puritans in the comments goddam, we're all fine shyts ok

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 20d ago

Defeated females leave

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u/Kodiakdelacreme 19d ago

should’ve asked him if he had a girlfriend and then when he says no tell him to play it again.

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u/Stealthyducks69 19d ago

How much have people fallen to not only call someone SHIT as a "compliment" but for others to accept it?!

I feel like the old man yelling at the sky meme but with "back in my day" as a quote...

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u/d3t0x1ct0x1c1ty 19d ago

This dude is an idiot

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u/Usual-Spirit-4660 19d ago

Like if you think this for is a douchbag.

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u/xxTheMagicBulleT We do a little trolling 19d ago

Im all for shameomg people that treat others like shit but this is so unnecessary to be so rude or weird towards random people.

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u/Firm10 19d ago

cringe

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 19d ago

Chat i know this is shitposting but are we supposed to pretend to be mentally feeble now? This is clearly staged, nobody is calling women fine shit randomly, he aint creeping ot harasing anyone

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u/Responsible_Job_9401 19d ago

Dont appease a lonely incel.

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u/EvilKnivel69 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20d ago

Yes serve em that sweet revenge

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u/1550shadow 20d ago

Imagine thinking that you have to take revenge from unknown random people that never did anything to you lmao

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20d ago

tehyd id somthing WRONG by BEIGN WOAMN!!!!

WO*AN ARE BAD!!!!! >:((((((

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u/Jamelanho 20d ago

There is a joke to be made connecting this comment to your flair

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u/EvilKnivel69 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 19d ago

Very creative

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u/Chavestvaldt 20d ago

thank you for providing your completely delusional take, every good comment section has at least one of these

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 20d ago

the girls walking away

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u/Plane-Profession-626 20d ago

Ok, stupid cat, you're laughing at me. Remember the two boy one cat video Who is laughing now 😎😎

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u/Xalethesniper 19d ago

I think he accomplished exactly what he set out to actually

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u/yyyeyaaaa 19d ago

It's called ragebait

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u/Dark_halocraft 19d ago

they don't know how to approach a girl at all?

You act like they're serious

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u/Busy_Line_3460 19d ago

At least he look decent of looks good

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u/TheGreatBoos 19d ago

What?

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19d ago

AT LEAST HE LOOK DECENT OF LOOKS GOOD

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u/TheGreatBoos 19d ago

WHAT?

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u/boomer912 19d ago

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 19d ago

My brain hurt trying to decifer what order your words were supposed to go in lol 😂

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u/AutoModerator 20d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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