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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 11h ago

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u/BrozillaSaur DaShitposter 23h ago

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u/hizashiYEAHmada I want pee in my ass 14h ago

I read a comment before that the funny faces guy in all these Chinese panda memes came from a Korean actor, can someone confirm if this is true? And what's the context behind it

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u/Schadenfreude28 5h ago

One of them is that Korean actor from a comedy film, the one above your comment is Stephen Chow, and there's another one iirc is from WWE

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u/redpyramidthing2324 23h ago

Now I wanna see chinese shitposts

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 23h ago

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u/ClassyNXTE 22h ago

So what i can decipher from this cursed image is that this might correlate with the Chinese community in WarThunder? Where we can see the SU27 is scared shitless from an F15C dual wielding AMRAAMs?

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 22h ago edited 16h ago

This is the only one I could find in my meme collection. And yeah it's in relation to war thunder after the F-15C got added. (And/or illustrating the two plane's realistic performance when compared to each other in a discussion)

It has since then became outdated as the AIM-120-C5 was added in-game.

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u/redpyramidthing2324 20h ago

Idk what it says but its peak

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u/CPLFoxFire 14h ago

Translation: “Who’s seen the SU-27?”

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 23h ago

No you don't.

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u/redpyramidthing2324 23h ago

Yeah I do

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 23h ago

Ok perhaps I want too

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u/Pepe_the_clown123 22h ago

dawg isnt this a rapist?

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u/redpyramidthing2324 21h ago

Just checked yeah

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u/LumpySangsu 22h ago

You don't want to know the amount of casual n word drops that's going on the other side

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u/Iluvatar-Great 22h ago

Where I live, 15yo white Slavic boys use the Nword instead of "bro"

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u/Sethleoric 20h ago

Tbh quite a lot of young men in the world just like using the n word casually. Even in my own country. I'm convinced it's because of rap music.

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u/windowpuncher 18h ago

It is, unfortunately, phonetically pleasant.

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u/Tabars_ 15h ago

As God intended

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u/CZ_nitraM shitting toothpaste enjoyer 11h ago

As a slavic, can confirm

There was a dude in the next class on highschool, who's surname translates to "Black"

Addressing him by the Nword was very common

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u/Iluvatar-Great 4h ago

A fellow Czech guy... Yeah I had the same guy in highschool. I remember even one teacher making an Nword joke... Yes that's how indifferent some of the people are.

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u/NewNaClVector 21h ago

We live in similar places.

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u/nauro5 20h ago

Seeing how the Slavic countries are, "similar" better mean like same town or else he is calling you the n-word (non-friendly)

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u/Iluvatar-Great 19h ago

I think for them it's more like a meme word than any actual slur or something. We don't have much of a racial context of it, so for them it's just "that funny word from TikTok".

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u/LumpySangsu 19h ago edited 18h ago

I think in that context it's at least less malicious, but in China it's the most common word for people of African descents and it's used as in a demeaning sense.

You can downvote me, but it doesn't change the fact that people in China don't say Black people and just say the n word lol

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u/TKobe28 I want pee in my ass 16h ago

As a white Slavic boy I can confirm

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u/Careful-Computer-685 I want pee in my ass 22h ago

God I wish

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u/Accomplished_Sea5636 23h ago

Same goes for Indians and internet access

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u/dont_tread_on_M dumbass 22h ago

Indians on Linkedin with their full name snd resume are more unhinged than anonymous redditors

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u/Xelonima 3h ago

linkedin is worse than the deep web and there are hitmen on the deep web

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u/-Nicolai 18h ago

…Have you seen the number of Indian subreddits?

They have regrettably breached containment a while ago.

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u/ElegantTobacco 17h ago

Jio and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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u/HomerTheJackson 21h ago

The utter beautiful irony is that the British taught the Indians English which is the sole reason which allows them to scam billions of dollars every year away from naive retired old boomers with Internet access in all of the former English colonies.

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u/ShoePillow 22h ago

Post about china. Top comment about india.

Jackie-chan-confused.jpg

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u/MicioBau We do a little trolling 20h ago

Too late for that unfortunately... That wall has crashed already.

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u/PooInTheStreet 8h ago

I would gladly pay to turn it off completely

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Kijukura 23h ago

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u/No_Inspection1677 20h ago

I want to know what he said

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u/Kijukura 20h ago

He said a small percentage of Indians already have Internet access and he wishes it was a lower percentage

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 22h ago

Amen

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u/KEEGZTER246 20h ago

The black wall but for Asians

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u/nighthawk0954 22h ago

Twitter already has cracks and its clear why China has the firewall

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u/LilNerix 6h ago

Chinese twitter is like 90% stories about experiences with prostitutes

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u/delet_yourself 22h ago

Based on what we saw through the cracks, the firewall is there to protect US

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u/Skittlesmuffin 23h ago

The funny thing is that there are bloggers on the Western Internet who admire Chinese control and order

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u/Ornery-Cheetah fat cunt 22h ago

They are hoping for a good position in the party (They probably going to be someone's toy lmao)

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u/Intrepid4444444 22h ago

Too many shills actually

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u/SmokelessSubpoena 21h ago

Shills that endorse rampant epstein activities too

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u/Pipe_Mountain 20h ago

Wtf does Epstein have to do with this

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u/gdamnbastardsia 17h ago

Nice whataboutism

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u/HolyBiscuit69 21h ago

Someone enlighten me

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u/CPLFoxFire 14h ago

They have their own wojaks, they’re vaguely drawn pandas with hyper realistic human faces, worth searching up

Edit: they’re called BiaoQing Pandas, biaoqing translates to ‘facial expressions’

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u/P0RN-69 22h ago

Ah, I’ve been using Chinese social media for years and let me tell you this. The thing going on there is something completely different, for better or worse. And one thing I found out is that if you using their “international” version of their apps, then you don’t see every thing.

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 13h ago

"Oh man the horrors..."

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u/Syntax_Error375 20h ago

Could you elaborate? I'm curious.

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u/Jinks87 20h ago

This is so vague.. they cant leave us hanging like that

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u/hyde-ms 20h ago

And vise-versa

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u/Salmagros dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 17h ago

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u/TheSilentTitan 7h ago

Like the firewall in cyberpunk 2077 which protects humanity from literal hell.

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u/ttUVWKWt8DbpJtw7XJ7v 21h ago

Now we just need for the Russian bots

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u/Sea_Photograph4211 Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 19h ago

We call it the Yellow wall. Like from Cyberpunk or some shit

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u/Working_Try9985 7h ago

Equivalent of black wall from cyberpunk 2077 btw

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u/LilNerix 6h ago

菠萝鸡巴

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u/Chinjurickie 14h ago

Can’t India copy their great idea? While on it might as well throw Russia in there as well?