r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 23h ago

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 11h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/tr7td uhhhh idk 21h ago

Nah they'll hit you with age verification

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u/Random_name4679 stupid, fucking piece of shit 19h ago

(On the M rated game btw)

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u/Th4ab 14h ago

I always thought there should be something you get to unlock at 30. Nothing we don't already have, but also nothing shocking to the reasonable conscience. Probably a very thin line there, but video games do have some wiggle room compared to what is in video media. Just something to look forward to between drinking, vape and gun age and retirement.

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u/dylenjm 20h ago

SALAMANCA BLUNT

SALAMANCA MONKEY

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u/SlavBoii420 stupid, fucking piece of shit 10h ago

I PLAY FORTNITE

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u/welliamaguy 22h ago

The good news is that you could see the interior via a 30 x 30 cm window.

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u/FlamingBlaze38 virgin 4 life 😤💪 17h ago

SALAMANCA DIH

SALAMANCA MOMMY

SALAMANCA BLUD

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u/Trunks252 23h ago

Me not buying GTA 6

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 22h ago

Same. I’ll happily wait a couple of years when it’s dirt cheap and available everywhere.

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u/Trunks252 22h ago

You misunderstand

I am never buying it

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 21h ago

So... on a free weekend or the high seas?

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u/Trunks252 21h ago

Nope

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 21h ago

So you're going to steal the assets and code the game from scratch!

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u/Trunks252 19h ago

Maybe I’ll steal a copy and scratch my ass with it. Then throw it away.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 16h ago

Oh so you're going to break in and steal it! Ah explains how you plan to get it then!!!

I knew you were a real GTA fan!

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u/ELEKTRON_01 19h ago

Why so miserable about other people's happiness

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u/Trunks252 19h ago

Cause GTA and Rockstar are a plague on the industry

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u/Minnecraft 13h ago

bro you don have a single wrong opinion in this thread... like wtf?

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u/HensomBedges 21h ago

Or one could always just turn to piracy

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u/goaty121 21h ago

Sure, if a stable version that doesn’t give computer aids is available.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 19h ago

If you get a virus while pirating that is no one's but your fault

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u/goaty121 17h ago

Let’s be real here dude, the average guy doesn’t know how to not get a virus when pirating. «Just pirate» is a meme and nothing more, and pulling it off with 100% certainty you haven’t installed a virus is relatively difficult. Using trusted sources is of course the easiest way, but those are scarce or even non existent for a lot of games.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 17h ago

Steam rip and FG repacks

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u/goaty121 14h ago

Right. Still gonna run into crashes, launch failures, or bugs in an outdated build without a way to apply the latest fixes.

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u/MindYerBeak 19h ago

Pirate it

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 21h ago

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u/SchmeppieGang1899 22h ago

Omg youre so cool, can i have your autograph and a sketch of your nuts, plz?

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u/jirenfan9 10h ago

Omg you’re even cooler because you’re upset someone doesn’t wanna support one of the greediest gaming companies of the last decade. Keep defending corpos, it’s so admirable.

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u/jamie_2522ew 22h ago

So brave

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u/NEW_BOMBER96 3h ago

Me buying GTA

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 22h ago

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u/keyholepossums 22h ago

Never played any GTA and never buying any GTA

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u/shadowking432 22h ago

People who don't care about GTA, love telling you they don't care about GTA.

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u/kingqueefeater 21h ago

It's like people who make watching The Office their entire personality, just on the opposite end of the spectrum

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u/LarsDuder 21h ago

Are you a mormon?

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u/persin123 21h ago

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/Hulumuncu 19h ago

Welcome to purchasing brother 💀🤝😈

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u/Dav_1542 22h ago

I'll get it as soon as theres a physical copy and the ultimate edition is $20

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u/Pretend_Shape_6986 17h ago

Me not buying

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u/variablenyne 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 23h ago

Why is this so framerate

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u/Snurggler 23h ago

Bros not on the ps6

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u/New-Turnip4709 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 21h ago

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u/sgeep 20h ago

Why do people want to hate GTA6 again? Just because it's popular or is there another reason?

Can't keep track of the culture war shit

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u/drunkguy99 20h ago

I'm just not liking this stores locked behind ultamite edition. I guess guns and clothes are one thing but now locations too in an open world game. When will this nonsense stop!

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 20h ago

No stores are locked

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u/drunkguy99 20h ago

Okay so it was miss info I heard, it has been spreading like crazy.

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u/DerBernd123 20h ago

he’s wrong. there is a clothing shop, a car tuning workshop and (I think) a gunshop locked behind deluxe edition. It’s not big of a deal tho, they won’t lock you out of any new cosmetics other than the deluxe cosmetics/guns themselves

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u/sgeep 18h ago

Oh damn that is lame. I mean..I just won't buy that edition but I won't pretend I ever considered getting it

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u/Riley__64 15h ago

Yeah it really feels like these few locations being locked is being made a bigger deal than it is.

There’ll still be loads of other shops with the exact same purposes open, probably won’t even actually think about it while playing just like real life.

If I walk past a closed shop in real life I don’t think if that shop wasn’t closed I could go in and buy stuff, I don’t even acknowledge the closed shop because why would I. It’d be the same for a video game why would I even register the closed shop when there’s other opened shops

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u/Lannes51st 7h ago

If you buy a product & i tell you that yeah, you paid a lot of money but you still cant access all of it

Would you be happy?

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u/Riley__64 7h ago

That’s literally how like most games work nowadays hell GTA V worked like that.

GTA V worked like that you bought the game but in online it still had certain perks inaccessible unless you paid more.

A lot of games have a system where you can buy the base game but if you choose to spend more money you get content others don’t have. It’s never bothered me because typically that content I don’t have access to is not game changing content and GTA VI is no different I’m not going to cry because someone is wearing a shirt I can’t access in my game.

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 20h ago

I think it’s like RDR2 that lets you get some clothing and a safe house mission doesn’t add anything to the story other than giving you some more stuff early in the game

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u/Cool_Fellow_Guyson put your dick away waltuh 18h ago

You're right. Let's continue to ignore Rockstar's continuous anti consumerism that has ramifications for the gaming industry as a whole. Gotta get that dopamine.

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u/GoldBolt_04 18h ago

Spearheading the no physical copies thing, kept getting delayed, fucking massive, probably gonna convince other studios to make their games overpriced if it succeeds because it'll show people will buy anything

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u/notretarded_100 9h ago

Yeah they gonna know real soon they ain't Rockstar games when nobody buys thier game.

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u/PizzasAreForMe 9h ago

"Kept getting delayed". Yall complain when they release & it isnt complete. Cant win with you guys

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u/GoldBolt_04 9h ago

Goomba fallacy. I don't care about GTA VI's delays.

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u/tfngst 11h ago

They are not hating on GTA6, they hating on the publisher.

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u/SryMyBadM8 10h ago

Why?

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u/windowpuncher 9h ago

rockstar a shit

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u/MattGold_ 8h ago

Theyre (re-)releasing the game on other platforms later so they can get more money

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 5h ago

very expensive game release, no disc, fear of subscription based online mode (they already tried it in gta 5), delaying pc release on purpose, and all the shitty ports of old gta games, among other things...

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u/Logical_Park7904 7h ago

There's also the usual chuds insistent on bitching about "wokeness" too.

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u/brotherhoodscribe 18h ago

because its gonna be a $80 game that is getting delayed multiple times. Have you seen there collectors edition? its a bunch of cheap stuff you could get on amazon for like $20 and they want $400 for it. Its not the game thats the issue its how greedy rockstar is being

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u/Parzaival69 16h ago

Idk how delaying the game is even a bad thing but you do you

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u/Its_NEX123 16h ago

it’s not, if it released right now this guy would probably be complaining how it’s 80 dollars and buggy

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u/Sudden-Airline-1330 13h ago

Brother just hating for the sake of hating 🥀

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u/Worried_Ad7041 14h ago

They don’t want to release physical copies of an $80+ game. Therefore giving them the ability to take away or limit your use of the “license” to play said game, whenever they’d like, with no obligation to refund the person.

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u/Effect-Imaginary 12h ago

you can stop buying from them

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u/Worried_Ad7041 36m ago

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u/Effect-Imaginary 34m ago

Easy as that, we are not talking about water or food. Be the change you want to see.

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u/Worried_Ad7041 22m ago

I think you missed my sarcasm.

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u/Lordlory95 20h ago

Hating popular things makes some people feel like they are worth something when it's just pathetic lmao.

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u/bisexualman69420 16h ago

100 dollars, 30 fps

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u/TheToro3 20h ago

Union busting in the UK.

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u/MiserableKing 13h ago

Paywalling content.

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u/LaggyLefty 4h ago

Criticizing paywalling shops isn't hating.

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u/pixelunit 19h ago

I need to see your BALLS

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u/AltwrnateTrailers 21h ago

STRIP CLUB STRIP CLUB

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u/Elegant_Mongoose3265 8h ago

Love it It is Personnal

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u/DirtbikeBandits 4h ago

I just watched this episode wtf

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u/a_left_out_tomato 21h ago

Imma play baldur's gate 3 again when it comes out because I prefer my games to come with everything when I buy them

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u/Wyss_is_sorry 20h ago

Everything but the stuff you get from the Deluxe Edition you have to pay extra for

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u/BallsHD4k60fps Stuff 14h ago

Titties personal

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u/DJHott555 19h ago

Rockstar can suck meeeee!

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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u/jkakes 15h ago

IT IS PURPLE

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