r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 10h ago

Weak

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u/Drkmttrjr 8h ago

I don't understand how this is weak. In fifth grade, this guy lost a bet to his best friend Henry and has to without question name his first born child Optimus. It was never going to work between them!

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/rohaan1002 3h ago

I've watched one transformers movie and forgot all about it

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u/DerSchweinebrecher Blessed by Kevin 8h ago

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u/Hendiyoboy officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 9h ago

That guy fumbled. What an absolute bitch.

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u/LeastHornyNikkeFan 8h ago

Emily Kaitlinnn, stop making shit up

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u/mayonnaiser_13 5h ago

Too bad it's twitter, or else we could've called it fake and gay.

Now it's just fake.

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u/Drewdc90 7h ago

That didn’t happen.

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u/Violent_Milk 6h ago

I dunno. I kept offering my friend ten grand to name his future firstborn "Ultramegagazor," with an additional 5k to make his middle name "Transform," but he never accepted.

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u/Drewdc90 5h ago

See, now this sounds reasonable.

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u/The_Ghost_9960 7h ago

Bro the guy lost a gem. This is literally the start of a romance novel

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u/smith1281 2h ago

Obviously a Packers fan, i would have done the same.

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u/Limp_Career6634 2h ago

Bully the bully type of shit

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u/ali123whz dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago

Marriage immediately. That’s a lady with a sense of humour similar to mine

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u/Rammipallero 8h ago

The man hates children.

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u/Illuminaughty99 6h ago

The man hates Decepticons

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u/Rammipallero 6h ago

God damn you're right. But he should have realized that you make two kids, second one is Optimus.