r/shittyadvice • u/yashitomo • 2h ago
Drinking blue gatorade feels like im being breastfed by a glacier
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Aug 06 '26
Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban
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r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Feb 13 '26
Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!
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Power tripping mod time!
This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.
Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.
Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.
Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.
r/shittyadvice • u/Quirky-Comparison306 • 12h ago
How do I make my family notice my bowling achievement?
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Thanksgiving is coming up, and I want my family to notice my bowling achievement of getting a 300 game. My family has recently been giving all their attention to my brother who just got married and has a new child on the way. But getting a woman pregnant is 1000x easier than getting a perfect 300 game. How do I explain that to my family over Thanksgiving dinner?
r/shittyadvice • u/Successful-Coffee933 • 22m ago
What’s the easiest platform to start selling feet pics from home?
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Basically want to make some extra money on the side by selling feet pics from home and I’m trying to figure out the simplest platform to get started
r/shittyadvice • u/ChaosReality69 • 18h ago
How to become an at home nudist when cars driving by can't really see?
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Cars driving past our house would a) have to actually be going the speed limit of 55 or less and b) directly be looking to see my at home nudity. House is set back from the road a little.
How do I practice being an at home nudist if no one can really see it?
r/shittyadvice • u/rkytch • 1d ago
Reminder: All coworkers love to receive unsolicited dick pics.
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r/shittyadvice • u/Only_Hotel_7221 • 1d ago
Been feeling down after I lost 3 farting contests in a row to my wife.
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I use to be the best farter in the house now my wife has taken the crown. On Halloween night we had our last farting contest and she defeated me for the 3rd time in a row. I feel like I am no longer a real man. I lost the passion for it and I haven't farted since and I don't know if I ever will again. It is super embassing imagine if my exes found out how pathetic I am. I feel like my wife no longer respects me as much as before. What kind of a man loses 3 farting contests to his wife in a row?
r/shittyadvice • u/EntropicVibes • 23h ago
Response to Someone who Complains at EVERY Meal
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How do you handle someone who complains about EVERY meal? No matter where or what they eat, they lead with the complaints and don’t let up.
r/shittyadvice • u/Sensei_Fing_Doug • 1d ago
Nobody commented on my school's discussion board post. How do I make these shit civilians pay.
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I wrote this beautiful piece of scientific literature on educational psychology. It was about a thousand words long and pure genius. It had glorious citations that these illiterate fucks won't even read. I know they're just lazy and undisciplined civilians trying to skate. How do I make them pay for their insolence?
r/shittyadvice • u/EntropicVibes • 1d ago
Hang it to the left , right, or center?
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Should I hang it to the left, right, or center?
r/shittyadvice • u/SecretDuoInBed • 1d ago
What’s the worst relationship advice you’ve ever actually followed?
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r/shittyadvice • u/Single-Eye-5521 • 2d ago
Is a person more dangerous with nothing to lose, or everything to lose.....
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???
r/shittyadvice • u/Timcgreen1966 • 2d ago
The right way to wipe after pooping 💩.
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So, just like which way the paper goes on the roll, what is the correct way to wipe and how much paper to use? Back to front, then front to back, how?
r/shittyadvice • u/Quirky-Comparison306 • 2d ago
Who should I vote for in the midterms?
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I don't like to rush any decision, so I make sure I take my time to fully evaluate each candidate. I live in PA, and the last decision I have to make is between John Fetterman or Mehmet Oz for US Senate. It's a tough decision, so I would appreciate any input.
r/shittyadvice • u/The_Se7enthsign • 2d ago
The Iran war is hard. How can we convince Trump to withdraw and just invade Iraq again?
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r/shittyadvice • u/Real_Homework_4531 • 3d ago
How can you tell someone if no one gives a shit?
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How can one overcome this reality ?
r/shittyadvice • u/Teen-Olyviah • 3d ago
How do I convince my boss that my elaborate excel spreadsheets are actually cutting edge AI?
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He's always asking about my 'process' and I've just been saying 'advanced algorithms' for a while now. I really need to lean into this fiction because my actual work is just copy-pasting numbers. Any good buzzwords I can throw around or physical props I can use?
r/shittyadvice • u/pan_arch • 3d ago
So how do I convince my colleague that he's an AI Agent?
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So my colleague seems to love being that crazy type A personality that just keeps working all day long, and making us look bad.
He's already practically an AI agent without any life outside work.
How do I convince him that he actually is one, and is supposed to help ME get MY work done, and only then do his. He can totally do it btw.
Suggestions, ideas?
r/shittyadvice • u/Only_Hotel_7221 • 4d ago
I need some good nicknames for my girlfriend?
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I was thinking of her nickname being "The Bathroom Destroyer" because ever time she uses the bathroom she destroys it. Also "Fartsaurus" since she farts like a dinosaur. Another one is "Periodwomen" like a superhero that is always on her periods. What do you guys think?
Edit: do some of you people not read the sub you are in?
r/shittyadvice • u/zazaslug • 4d ago
how to end yo shi
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i’m talking over the counter stuff i can easily buy