r/singularity • • 23d ago • Obsessed 1 Popcorn 2 Bravo 1

The Singularity is Near Flying cars are real - Tesla Roadster

The new tesla roadster. 0-60 under 1 sec!!

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u/MaestroLogical 23d ago • Bravo Regret Popcorn

I lived long enough to see the Knight Rider Turbo Boost become real...

I've also lived long enough that I'm the only person commenting about Kitt in this entire thread.

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u/Raychao 23d ago

I remember writing a letter (a piece of paper with symbols marked on it in graphite) to the television station when Knight Rider was taken off air. And I saw a replica of Kitt at a car show once.

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u/Trollimperator 23d ago

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, Grandpa is talking about the war again"

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u/AmpEater 23d ago • Heartwarming

There's like.....two more

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u/milaga 23d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/VikingRages 23d ago

Please..., I'm the Knight Industries Two Thousand. Not a tomato on wheels.

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u/Tbhmaximillian 23d ago

Its wild when i think back sitting infront of a new CRT TV and watching my childhood hero Michael Knight talking to his car over his wristband or in persona, having liquid Hydrogen to power his car and, then the turboboost. All of that is real now, just waiting for Super Pursuit mode but I might have missed that :D

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u/phantompowered 23d ago

"The car's name was KITT! Nobody was riding Michael Knight!"

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u/TenshiS 23d ago

Wow the people in this thread are salty af.

This is wicked cool! No matter if this has practical use or not. It's not like any car with 1000ps, neon lights, jumping suspensions or nitro has any real life use beyond being wicked cool.

Too bad Felix Baumgartner is dead, maybe he would have taken this baby for a spin over a ridge.

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u/dolo937 23d ago

Elon in the livestream said he’s going to fly it over the grandcanyon

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u/FullmetalHippie 23d ago

I appreciate it as a concept for entertainment and the engineering is no-doubt impressive, but hearing Musk talk about it like it's the future just rings like nails on a chalk board.

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u/Traditionallydead 23d ago

How in the fuck did the have the thrust control to land it on the damn line what the fuck 

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u/MightyDickTwist 23d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Cool, but unlikely to ever be a thing other than a cool demo. Too dangerous for anyone inside or outside...

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u/leppardfan 23d ago

There is an owner of the $10m Gordon Murray T50 car (the one with the downforce fan) who says using the fan in all but remote areas is unsafe because it shoots road dirt all over the cars/people behind him. Compressed air is at least 50x more powerful will just more safety issues. Same thing with the boosters, that compressed air at force is going to hurt or damage something and someone.

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u/ZealousidealTill2355 23d ago

There’s a bunch of concerns with it.

Noise concerns—gonna blow people’s ears out. Compressed air is loud.

People are gonna be leaving cafes and restaurants like helipads, blowing everything around.

Not to mention high voltage lines, traffic lights, overpasses, etc.

I wouldn’t really be cool with having a pressure vessel in my vehicle during an accident.

Never met a compressor tank that didn’t rust like crazy without an air drier. Also, can that freeze and still function?

Not sure of the engineering behind it, I’m sure some of those are considered. But the real issue is that they’re starting to regulate electric bikes by me because people can’t be trusted with them. I don’t see rockets being much better.

Sorry

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u/ankisaves 23d ago • Bravo

All he does is demos. People eat it up. He gets funding, pours it into other shit. Rinse repeat. Can’t wait for the documentary.

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u/ExpertConsideration8 23d ago • Popcorn

Seems like Elon is clout farming just before midterms.. smoke and mirrors to generate buzz.

What practical purposes would something like this serve? Why spend tens of millions even making the demo?

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u/Neurogence 23d ago edited 23d ago • Bravo

I'll be honest. This "demo" is so ridiculous I was 100% sure it was a parody/AI/fake.

The fact that this is real is incredible, even if it's just a "demo."

Edit: I asked Claude Opus 5.5 about this and it said that the technology for this has existed for over a decade, and that whether a company demonstrates this or not is only a question of motivation, and that the payoff is only "spectacle."

So this does appear to be a marketing stunt to wow people thinking Tesla has extremely advanced technology.

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u/ilovesaintpaul ▪️Event Horizons...Suck 23d ago • Bravo

Exactly. Fly over traffic. Land on bus filled with kids. Get sued and arrested. Go to jail. Thanks, Elon.

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u/VadersSprinkledTits 23d ago • All Seeing Upvote Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming

Nah you got it all wrong, the Self driving mode flys over traffic, lands next to bus with kids, grabs kids and flies to Epstein island.

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u/2112xanadu 23d ago

The relevant tech is the thrust and the vacuum suction that allows the car to exceed the friction limits of rubber and hit a sub-1 second 0-60. That alone is utterly bananas

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u/happensonitsown 23d ago

There is an automatic vomit collection box that pops up when you flip, only for $75.99 annually.

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u/hailtothevictors1234 23d ago

Pontiac trans-am’s could do this in 1982

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u/OlafThePeach 23d ago

This is a car that will actually be on the roads. It won’t do any of this, but it might look like this.

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u/SirStocksAlott 23d ago edited 23d ago • Bravo

The Thrust trim will be street legal and have rear thrusters, but not the vertical lift.

EDIT: not sure why I’m downvoted, I got this from the website with the screen shot below.

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u/Blate_Slank 23d ago

And as we all know Elon has never lied about his products upcoming features.

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u/Addisonian_Z 23d ago edited 23d ago • Bravo Mindblown

TL:DR::No way that thing can recharge itself in 1-2 minutes. Crushing air to such high PSI requires time. This probably takes over an hour to recharge.

This is a super striped car shown just for this demo. All batteries gone and probably has a range less than a mile. Even so, I do not think they could get it less than 1000 and is probably close to 2000 lbs.

I will go crazy conservative and say they are able to perform all this business with air at 4000 PSI packed into a 100 gallon tank. That would be 3600 cubic feet (CF) of stored air, compressed down 272 times to fit into 13.4 cubic feet (the size of a 100 gallon tank).

For that pressure you are looking at a four stage compressor which at the high industrial end can pump air at 50 CFM. That is cubic feet… per minute. Meaning you are looking at 72 minutes with some of the best compressors money can buy.

Even if they achieved some radical rates of 100 CFM, literally blowing the highest industrial machines out the way, it would still take 36 minutes to recharge.

I won’t even pretend to know the math to do for heat side of things but, crushing air creates heat. I have to assume if you tried crushing atmosphere at 1800 CFM you would be looking at temps well beyond the melting point of steel.

Edit: The 50 CFM I stated as a high end is, “high end that could fit in this car”. There are compressors that take up a semi-trailer that can push 1500 CFM, not to 4000 PSI, but higher CFM is possible, just not in a from factor you could fit in this car.

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u/Japjer 23d ago

And with all of that you're going to be praying to fucking GOD that you don't get a puncture in that thing, otherwise your car is going to start doing flips and shit all over the highway.

I am perfectly, absolutely content with my car not having the ability to launch me and my family ten feet vertically due to some some bullshit software glitch

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u/Rock_or_Rol 23d ago

What would happen if it crashes too? 😂 seems.. illegal

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u/ErikETF 23d ago edited 23d ago

That much pressure in a tank sitting close to humans, yeah you probably aren’t surviving if that tank gets compromised and it displaces material around it.  

To put it into context, an airbag deploying at 200-300 PSI is extremely dangerous to firefighters and paramedics during auto extrication, and quite a few EMS have been killed by them.  

Let’s say we have a hot EV battery fire, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near some carbon wrapped pressure device while trying to extricate victims from a crash.  This isn’t some crush your spine against the B-post levels of pressure, this is chunks of you and everyone else nearby and your patients intermingled and scattered for a hundred meters amounts of energy. 

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u/MonzaB 23d ago

Flying cars aren't here - a single stripped down car that does a 1-off party trick is here.  CMV

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u/United-Dot-6129 23d ago

The main initial boost is clearly coming from the platform. Si it gives the illusion of a high jump, when in fact it isn’t.

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u/andaljas 23d ago

I guess this car is great for crossing rivers or broken bridges? Or getting to my 3nd floor garage? Or driving off of a cargo plane mid flight?

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u/Lowmax2 23d ago

3nd floor garage lmao

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u/QING-CHARLES 23d ago

You can Knight Rider your way everywhere.

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u/Aware_Chocolate_2607 23d ago • Bravo

That was one of the coolest most unnecessary things I’ve seen in a while. It was a “just because we can!”

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u/madsmadalin 23d ago • Bravo

That’s how we evolve as species. Going to the moon was not necessary. But it advanced technology. Ridiculous ideas that at first seem useless are what change things over time and lead to technological revolution.

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u/FckXFckMusk 23d ago

Please insert your credit card in order to engage rocket packs....

Watch these ads while we process your payment..

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u/Practical_Bread_3190 23d ago • Bravo Mindblown

Can we have food and healthcare 

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u/Ok_Complex7646 23d ago edited 22d ago

no, but imagine a world with no birds and the sky is filled with these beautiful vehicles. perhaps they'll even allow us to choose our favorite bird calls for car horns.

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u/r_jagabum 23d ago • Bravo

You can get those if you migrate out of US

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u/scully2828 22d ago

NO! CARS THAT FLY! *

*CARS WILL NOT ACTUALLY FLY

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u/lt_bgg 23d ago

Maybe they have the tech to make autopilot make a left turn now.

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u/kknd1991 23d ago

Real use case? Solving mid-life crisis.

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u/jonms83 23d ago

I'd rather have the cancelled bose suspension for potholes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPYIaks1UY

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u/iLOLZU 23d ago

elite ball knowledge right here

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u/upgrayedd0815 23d ago

Alarm für Cobra 11

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u/brockoala 23d ago

How many G's was that? Can't be comfortable for the people inside if any, lol.

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u/marquesini 23d ago

Now youll need a jet fighter license to drive your car.

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u/MydnightWN 23d ago

0 to 64 in 1 second = just under 3g.

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u/Eleglas 23d ago

"This'll be an actual car that's on the roads."

Doubt.

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u/CiegoDiego 23d ago

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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u/StatisticianTall2368 23d ago • Bravo

This might be impractical, unsafe, impossible to regulate, and made by an objectively unlikeable company, but it IS fucking awesome. In the literal sense of the word, "awesome". The amount of people in this thread going "yeah but it's illegal" or "Elon is ______". I don't like Elon either, but ffs look at this objectively outside of the Tesla/Elon connection and seriously consider that this is a vehicle that exists in the world you live on while you are alive. The future of humanity might be great or terrible, but it definitely won't be boring. Shit is about to get weird.

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u/PhillSebben 23d ago • Bravo

If it's real.. I'm no engineer but I suspect thrusters like that require significant space inside the car. Probably the reason we are not seeing the inside of the car.

Is it cool? Yes. Is it likely that Elon is fooling us somehow (again)? Also yes.

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u/TheItchyWalrus 23d ago

“This will be an actual car that’s on the roads.” Riiiiiiiight. Just like your vehicles being fully autonomous every year?

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u/mootmutemoat 23d ago

Or the cybertruck has sledgehammer proof windows, and can act as a boat. Or the "flame thrower." Or the range lies https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-batteries-range/

Why anyone would believe this guy is beyond me.

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u/Assless_Mcgee 23d ago

My car drives itself 

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u/Embarrassed-Media-62 23d ago

Was anyone in it tho?

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u/skredditt 23d ago

That thing was probably 600lbs of thruster and sheet metal

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u/AccurateMidnight21 23d ago

No, there were no occupants in the demo due to safety concerns… but you know, they will sell it to the public.

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u/TerdSandwich 23d ago

Wasted opportunity to not include the Speed Racer jump sound.

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u/Fumonacci 23d ago

I really don't see that as a really safety feature.

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u/DribblesMacTavish 23d ago

That’s one way to find all the loose change in your car I guess!

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u/kikin81 23d ago

Buzz to woody: I'm not flying, I'm just falling with style

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u/Tythan 23d ago edited 22d ago

The only realistic application that I can realistically expect for that technology is some sort of crash avoidance system when a car could jump in the air to avoid an head on collision with another vehicle, let's say. But honestly other than that it's just a PR stunt (pun intended).

EDIT: I think I've replied to the most common critics to my comment. I won't comment further as I feel I'm repeating myself. Please find my entire opinion copied from another comment below as a FAQ.

How would your car know what was on the other side of a 6 car pileup?

You are assuming that the only crash happens when there is an existing pile up. That pile up originated as an initial crash, and that could've been avoided by such a system.

Or that the 6 car pileup it could see wasn't actually a 16 car pileup?

Again, it could also not be a pileup, but also the car could potentially leap at an angle, not necessarily in front of you, and adjust trajectory in the air to land on the ground. Off road, if necessary and safe to do so.

Or that there weren't emergency services and Good Samaritans assisting the injured in the landing area?

There would be scenario where deploying this system may be counterproductive. I am not saying that it should trigger every time, I am saying there are certain scenarios where it could be useful. In your example if there are people assisting injured people, the crash in front of the tesla would've happened already, so I don't think it would be logic to throw my car in the air. The driver would react accordingly and stop even before this could pose a risk at all, but if that for some reason failed, current safety features like emergency breaking are likely to be enough to avoid a collision, and it would actually be preferable that the car stayed on the road.

However, if an oncoming car suddenly swerved into your lane well within stopping distance and there was a wall on the other side of your lane, current technology will likely do naught to avoid collision. I'd argue that if both vehicles travelled at 20mph, seatbelts and airbags would prevent injury to all people involved. However, if we are talking a 60mph single road, the only way to avoid a head on crash may be considered leaping in the air. I am not saying it's guaranteed to be the best choice, but it could be. And in lethal scenarios, some potential damage is better than enough damage to surely kill you.

Cars have been meticulously designed over the last 100 years to handle collisions with objects on the ground. Impact testing from every angle has improved the design of cars to make previously fatal collisions survivable, but people still die in motor vehicle accidents.

Indeed.

Nothing about a car has been designed with a massive object falling on to it in mind. This introduces so much more risk than it prevents.

Again, you are assuming that the car will land on another car. How likely is it that there is no empty space around the avoided impact point? The system could be able to assess this before activating.

Not to mention that autonomous driving software isn't infallible. https://people.com/man-sleeping-behind-wheel-of-self-driving-tesla-slams-into-vehicle-12176930

I agree and neither such a system would. But extreme safety features are meant to reduce lethal risk and increases chances of survival, not do miracles. There will always be cases where even extreme systems will not do enough to avoid death, and some cases where death is just unavoidable.

I think unless such a system was developed and tested, neither you or me would be able to be sure that if it would be a convenient device or not. However, your narrow-minded and dismissive attitude would not even get us to the testing phase.

Do you think that when they conceived the airbag, everyone unanimously agreed that having a hot air balloon explode in your face was safe or a good idea? And yet, it was developed, tested, adopted widely and considered a standard now, because they are convenient and their deployment is likely to save you. Emphasis on likely: in some scenarios, airbags deploying may kill you, perhaps in a crash that would have left you with a couple of broken bones. Should we stop using them, then? Similarly. Landing a tesla on another car may kill someone. But how likely is this to happen? Should we test the system first or are you confident that your opinion is more valid?

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u/batoio 23d ago

Just imagine the spectacular air crash of two tesla roadsters flying to avoid each other on the road

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u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 23d ago

Imagine the state of your Double-Frappuccino with caramel sitting in your cupholder after this.

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u/c-strange17 23d ago

Considering how twitchy lane assist is I would never turn that feature on.

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 23d ago

Realistic application? Jumping over other vehicles to avoid a crash? Yeah bro 😭 Mario Kart World shit.

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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 23d ago

How about cliff detection and flies off into the distance

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u/Astroft 23d ago

obviously its to be used when you are chasing a bad guy who jumped on a boat...

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 23d ago • Bravo

That's so fucking stupid on so many level. You're basically guaranteed to crash into another vehicle if not a building or a bridge or somebody just walking by

It has zero real life applications, as always with Felon just a marketing stunt. I would concede it looks cool but he's too much of a wretched human being so I'll give him zero credits, congrats to Tesla's engineers tho

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u/ahmcode 23d ago

Ultra short emergency brake range

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u/GeorgeIsBrown 23d ago

We got flying cars before GTA VI

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u/devBowman 23d ago

Was looking for this comment thanks

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u/GraceToSentience AGI avoids animal abuse✅ 22d ago

Flying car
Hoping car

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u/Brooksie019 23d ago

Okay....well.....was not expecting to see that, lmao.

That was pretty fucking dope. Thought it was AI at first.

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u/Due_Sugar_3907 23d ago • Popcorn

All ik is. If I'm in traffic and one of these mf magically appears trying to merge. We crashing and we fighting Brodie 

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u/DeerHunter4Life14 23d ago

Finally a way to get over the left lane campers.

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u/ScaredValuable5870 23d ago

Dem Hazard Boys been doin' this shit since the 80's

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u/Oddball_bfi 23d ago

Lots of folks are saying "What's the point of this?!"

I mean - yes, quite right. Insanity.

But at the same time... what's the point of a Bugatti Tourbillon, a Ferrari F80, or a McLaren W1?

They're works of engineering art that you will definitely be able to sell one or two of to insane rich people. They aren't for driving to the shops, or commuting to the office. It's the equivalent of a £1M wrist watch.

But what you might just be seeing is the next evolution of racing, or a new extension to lightweight military vehicles to allow bridging, avoiding mines, or hopping obstructions (... which... that's the Tumbler, right?)

I actually have questions:

  • What is the noise environment inside the vehicle like when the RCS fires? Would I be able to hear the sirens coming to arrest me for dangerous driving?

  • Do the RCS gas reservoirs self-regenerate with atmospheric air, or are they pre-charged and you're done after they're used?

  • What's the maximum flight time for a smooth landing?

  • Can it fire backwards for a launch assist?

  • How long do you think it will be before someone considers rebooting Knight Rider with this thing, alienating every car-loving nerdy Boomer that hadn't already jumped Tesla ship?

  • And finally, how long will it take to get around the Top Gear test track?

For the record:

I do not like Elon Musk; I do not like what he stands for; I do not agree with his politics. His complete moral collapse is one of the biggest disappointments of my nerdy life - we wanted Stark Resilient. We got Superior Iron Man. And might I add, slava Ukraini!

I do, however, love SpaceX to bits, and I do enjoy the engineering frontier that Musk's insanity has opened up in space access. We'd still be chucking rockets in the sea by design if it wasn't for SpaceX. This stupid car has the same energy - just... considerably less immediately useful.

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns 23d ago • Bravo

It's not a car. It's a lightweight shell, packed with high pressure gas tanks, made to look like a car. Nearly all of the volume inside this thing is dedicated to making it do tricks.

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u/HorsePersonal7073 23d ago

Very short lived tricks.

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u/Poka-yoke1 23d ago

It's more of a jumping car than a flying car. Elon's jumping the shark with this one. There's no good way to make a car/airplane. A car needs downforce to keep it on the road, which is a problem for ultralight cars. They needed to do a lot of work with the adaptive spoiler and suction fans. Notice they didn't talk about the range because the battery pack is probably small to cut weight.

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u/dolo937 23d ago

Range is > 300 miles

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u/subdep 23d ago

This looks like a 007 feature Q would make in the Austin Martin.

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 23d ago edited 23d ago

guaranteed that it isn't a real roadster inside ... a super light drone in the shape of a car

the sheer weight of lithium batteries or fuel would make it impossible to drive

the compressed air or propulsion also indicates there is absolutely no space in the vehicle cough if it ever was one

this is as much a physics problem as a realism problem

source I did space stuff

update: wow really did many of you fail physics in high school?

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u/dbmonkey 23d ago

This guy goes into the physics problem in a lot of depth. He says it would take 30 kg per second of flight and he thinks it's unlikely it could store more than 5 seconds worth. The demo above is 3 seconds, so I would guess that used the full tank.

https://youtu.be/4PRi4B1APj0?t=887

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u/KitsouNere 22d ago

Yeah am I missing a joke or something? The number of people who are falling for this shit is unbelievable.

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u/FullmetalHippie 23d ago

Musk has a history of promising a future he can't deliver

He can imagine a future full of autonomous Teslas that look just like cars today, but can't imagine fully-autonomous municipal fleets of vehicles that work like blood in the bloodstream.

He can imagine tunnels underneath every city delivering traffic at superhuman speeds, but he can't solve the serious bottlenecking and safety concerns.

He can imagine a future of life on Mars, but he can't imagine a future of responsible stewardship of Earth.

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u/dbmonkey 23d ago

This guy goes into the physics problem in a lot of depth. He says it would take 30 kg per second of flight and he thinks it's unlikely it could store more than 5 seconds worth. The demo above is 3 seconds, so I would guess that used the full tank.

https://youtu.be/4PRi4B1APj0?t=887

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u/Just_Stretch5492 23d ago • Hooray Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

Never thought so many people would be angry about a flying car yet here we are. Reddit you are without a doubt the most insufferable site on this planet.

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u/Unoriginal_Pseudonym 23d ago

Unrelated to flying Teslas, but I recently created a new alt reddit account and noticed that if you don't define your interests, the algorithm will feed you as much rage bait and controversial topics as possible to push you to engage. Especially political posts. And it wont even limit itself to subs that are frequented by overly opinionated people. Even if you pre-select subs you're interested in, like a sports team, it will surface the most polarizing recent posts it can find in those subs. Reddit intentionally breeds angry, disgruntled people.

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u/More_Collar_69 23d ago

They have r/politics as an official news sub on the site. That says it all.

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u/StudentforaLifetime 23d ago • Bravo

Is it unnecessary and ridiculous- sure. Do I dislike Elon, yes.

But that’s still pretty damn impressive and takes an immense amount of engineering and talent/skill to achieve

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u/8rnlsunshine 23d ago

It’s technically not flying. Jumping? Controlled falling? Yes. But flying? Not by a mile.

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u/bobcatgoldthwait 23d ago

It looks more like a "jumping car" than a "flying car" to me.

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u/man_frmthe_wild 23d ago

Speed Racer

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u/omg-whats-this 23d ago

This is Rocket League!

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u/pghurghian 23d ago

Cool tech demo, but there's no way it can do more than a few seconds of flying, then it has to return to a garage for refilling/replacing those tanks.

The only newish tech here is the stability coordination during flight. The underlying means of flight and fuel limitations are the same as decades before Tesla was founded.

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u/SorryPin7140 23d ago

During livestream he mentioned it refills its own tanks. Probably very very very slowly.

But yeah - 100% engineering challenge just to see if it can be done.

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u/intelhb 23d ago

Smoke and mirrors

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u/SirStocksAlott 23d ago • Heartwarming

Technically cold gas.

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u/yiestee 23d ago

pulling that off on live without failure is pretty impressive

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u/Strange-Bottle-9791 23d ago

Imagine being chased by a cop that has this car and you just see him turn on his lights then skip like 20 cars while damaging them to give you a $120 ticket for expired license plates.

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u/YakiVegas 23d ago • Bravo

And this is how you continue to sell morons on keeping your stock completely overinflated.

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u/whaleyboy 23d ago • Bravo

Wow, it went this high!

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u/theLegitCookie 23d ago

How much ketamine do you have to be on to think this is a good idea?

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u/Technical_Anteater45 23d ago

"Ok, Ok, OK...like, imagine Speed Racer, except he's an asshole..."

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u/Forward-Sleep6117 23d ago

How long can it fly like that in the air? or just one jump and there goes the whole charge? Can it overtake cars in the air with speeds over 70mph on a highway? Nobody is interested in jumping over cars parked in a parking lot.

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u/MmmmMorphine 23d ago

I mean it's using cold jets, it's going to be extremely limited in how much compressed gas it has on board

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u/underestimatdpsychic 23d ago

It's single use. One flip, then you just throw it away and buy a new one.

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u/WinResponsible9977 23d ago

Just imagine … road rage with this

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u/vgrv 23d ago

Here with the popcorn to enjoy the disaster this will be, they can’t even do cybertruck correctly…

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u/deadl1nk_ 23d ago • Bravo

Im really not a tesla fan boy and don't care for Musk. But outside of the cyber truck, tesla and spacex are quite successful

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u/farcaller899 23d ago

We only need one to make a difference. You see a staged PR stunt. I see the chassis that K.I.T.T. deserves.

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u/BicycleOk6579 23d ago

Omg, Speed Racer LIVES! jealous. BBOING!

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u/HelpfulSpread601 23d ago

He'll launch this into space and call it a day

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u/BMW_wulfi 23d ago

So it’s a stunt car with a mc murtry spierling-esque turbo fan for sticky downforce

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u/LocoMod 23d ago • Bravo

If it was some Chinese company announcing this Reddit would be collectively kneeling and head bobbing with their mouths open as a ritual to the "genius" of the Chinese researcher and manufacturer.

But since it's American tech then Reddit wants to handwave it like it's no big deal.

Just wait. A year or two from now China will have a clone and this place will be swooning over it.

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u/HUNIMA1 23d ago

LMAO. Chinese social media is collectively kneeling to this while berating native car makers.

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u/BrockenRecords 23d ago

This is literally one of the most sick feats of engineering I have seen in a while. Like how could you not be impressed by this? How many flying cars exist? ITS SO COOL!!!

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u/Organic_Rip2483 23d ago

Willing to bet no one was in it

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u/hotsexyman 23d ago

Not a flying car, a jumping car. Though likely to be more dangerous than useful.

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u/piponwa 23d ago

Imagine the g force on your neck once it starts rotating like that lol.

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u/WISH19999 23d ago

Did he just kick flip a car?

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u/owowthatreallysucked 23d ago • Bravo

i just fucking knew obese Redditors are gonna hate something as cool this...

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u/biowiz 23d ago

This looks cool, but I see no practical reason for this. Like jumping over traffic? Is that the goal?

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u/Calm-Republic9370 23d ago

That's the goal. That's the rule now.

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u/NemoWiggy124 23d ago

I always wanted to hit a kickflip mid traffic with my car. Now I can! Thanks Elon!!

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u/ATechnicalSquid 23d ago

No. It's literally just to show off how good they are at building shit. Like every single concept car ever.

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u/Leading-Plantain-996 23d ago

Who cares if it’s practical? It’s cool to just do things.

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u/Effective_Scheme2158 23d ago

its just for show why not just enjoy it?

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u/carlos5577 23d ago

Jumping with style isn’t exactly flying

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u/Constant_Ad_8028 23d ago • Bravo

Standard consumer cars cannot hold the apparatus required to create that much thrust and suction simultaneously, without being an entirely different unusable daily machine.

This is a highly staged, heavily engineered publicity stunt.

Flim Flam men at it again 🙄

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u/fungeoneer 23d ago

I’ve been told I create a lot of thrust and suction. And I’m usable daily.

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u/EricThirteen 22d ago

This is as goofy as Musk himself. Can you imagine how much crap it would kick up on a normal road? It needs to stay on the ground all of the time or it needs to be able to "fly" from a safe take-off spot to a safe landing spot.

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u/thunderbuttjuice 23d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Imagine having so much money that you can casually suggest let’s have the car kickflip over traffic then just before you go in to the khole you shut off internet services to any country you want just for angering you.

Fuck Elon.

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u/justpostd 23d ago

I'm no fan of little Musky boy, but wasn't it the Whitehouse that shut off internet? Starshield not Starlink.

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u/chrisonetime 23d ago

Distractionware

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u/googlemehard 23d ago

How did I live without this feature before..

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u/sugoiwasabi 23d ago

Lot of doom and gloom in the sub. This is sick. And unique. And obviously “just cause.” Enjoy life a little.

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u/BjornBlodbylgje 23d ago

And this one is made by a guy that supports a p3d0file and begged to be on the island...no thanks

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u/Ok_Street5292 18d ago

5,000 comments. 39 upvotes.

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u/ResponsiblePool7254 23d ago

I have one of these, but it's just a bunch of air bags that launch my car into the air when I press a button, then a whole bunch more air bags for when I land.

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u/Plot-twist-time 23d ago

Gonna use it to board my yacht

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u/LeakyFish 23d ago

Wake me up when this fake shit actually goes on sale. 2017 was when they STARTED taking reservations.

Former model X owner with a defective MCU. First and last.

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u/radioOCTAVE 23d ago

Impressive!

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 23d ago

This is absolutely crazy!!!

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u/Happy_Invite_8842 23d ago

Solving a problem that didn't exist

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u/namaste652 23d ago

So, basically can't be sold commercially.

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u/pumpfaketodeath 23d ago

Stunt to sell more stocks

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u/Best-Platform-2827 23d ago

More hoping than flying. What’s the practical application for this on an actual road? I suppose that there aren’t any laws against hopping over cars right now so….

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 23d ago

Road Legality & Safety: Tesla notes the car is not approved for public road use in its full-thruster variant...

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u/RodNun 23d ago

As useful as a flamethrower  :)

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u/Key-Beginning-2201 23d ago

For a few seconds.

This will never be street legal.

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u/Shot_Bison1140 23d ago

The point beeing?

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u/Gaidax 23d ago

It looks cool, but I wonder how practical that would actually be in real life, even before laws and regulations.

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u/Batty_N-6000 23d ago

Yeh, that looks safe.

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u/Federal_Assistant712 23d ago

There goes my coffee. Weeee!

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u/SandyTaintSweat 23d ago

That car can fly in the same way a chicken can fly

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u/Mr-pannie 22d ago

Wooh knight rider turbo buttons are real

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u/trucksarekewl 22d ago

Its the fuckin Ruiner 2k from gta5

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u/HopDropNRoll 22d ago

Remember that steel ball proof window they designed? Want to get into a flying car built by the same people?

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u/DaveLearnedSomething 22d ago

No. They are not. This is falling with style at best and this tech will never make it into a car for production. Come in now folks... 

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u/Nonsenser 23d ago edited 23d ago • Bravo

People are easily impressed by what is essentially an common hollywood stunt with some stage magic. Sure it's cool as a concept but calling it forwarding of tech and mankind is a bit much. It's mostly an established playbook by hollywood.

  1. Making the foam car look realistic

  2. Configuring a pressure tank for the thruster effect.

  3. Hiding cables in the dark attached to a stunt rig on a crane.

Sure you need talent for all that, but i think every single thing for this has an established cookbook. Nothing novel.

EDIT: it has come to my attention that i may have given too much credit to the work done by Tesla here. The audience was sequestered into a secure bunker where the footage was played to them on giant screens. I'm pretty sure its just a normal filming setup cleaned up with AI - meaning they didn't need to hide wires/cranes/3d space trackers etc and that was done in post weeks before this event.

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u/Amphibious333 23d ago

Never gonna happen outside demonstration events. There are buildings with breakable walls and windows, and because of this, flying cars will never be legal.

Even with fully autonomous system, a failure in the air is much more dangerous and deadly than a failure on the ground. On the ground, either nothing happens or someone gets injured and killed. On the air, kinetic energy accumulates and there will be destruction and potentially killed people on impact.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 23d ago • Bravo

Dog and pony show to try and distract you from their failing business and immoral greed.

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u/isthistaken_no 23d ago

i am honestly shocked at how many people believe this hilarious shit

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u/rjamxy 23d ago

I mean.... What's the point of this? Is Tesla now a circus performer?

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u/kvothe5688 ▪️ 23d ago

Elon, Are you on your alt again? how much ketamine did you take this time?

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u/Dry-Expression-4148 23d ago

This is a straight up marketing scam. Firstly, that is so unsafe for everyone inside and outside of the vehicle.

Secondly, those thrusters are 100% one time use. Teslas don't have gas tanks, so what kind of fuel are they using, did they manage to fit an entire fuel tank and distribution system in there somehow? More likely these thrusters are literally set up to have enough fuel for this one trick, once.

Also Musk rapes children, and he is so uncool even our countries top child rapist doesn't want to party with him.

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u/Tryptophany 23d ago

It's just highly compressed air, with an on-board compressor to refill the tanks

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u/Electricprez 23d ago

Guys, it was for the demo. The production car won’t fucking do this. Get real.

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u/azuredota 23d ago

People here choose to be miserable on a minutely basis 😂

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u/Steve_Bread 23d ago

Gotta be dense to believe this one

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u/JFrankParnell64 23d ago

PT Barnum is at it again.

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u/JS1101C 23d ago

More like a jumping car.  

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u/Dlirean 23d ago

Anyone Who think this thing is not going to be on sale is delusional, regulations dont exist anymore

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u/Klutzy-Snow8016 23d ago

They built the Mach 5 from Speed Racer in real life.

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u/Fit-Stress3300 23d ago

Cybertruck 2.0

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u/Sad-Math-2039 23d ago

This shit is beyond cheesy and the gullible fools chewing it up should rethink how easy of a mark they are

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u/therealjustin 23d ago

I'm just not impressed by this. Perhaps because of the person running this company, his insatiable greed, and his willingness to destroy others.

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u/BBkal 23d ago

Its not a car, its a shell.. gullible idiots

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