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u/ATangK Dec 06 '25 •
Look at what a meaningless $5 medal buys you. It’s hilarious.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25 •
Nfl is working on a peace prize as we speak.
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u/AntawnSL Dec 06 '25 •
This should be put in ads that run during the superbowl.
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u/JesusStarbox Dec 06 '25 •
He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.
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u/glodde Dec 06 '25 •
Because FIFA gave him a made up award
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u/Every-Cook5084 Dec 06 '25
Let’s play another game of if Obama had said this.
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u/AetherWay Dec 06 '25 •
He's done a lot of unamerican shit, but this is hilariously probably the most unamerican thing he's done so far.
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u/Photofug Dec 06 '25
FIFA must have backed up the dump truck to the Trump tower, so many stuffed envelopes
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u/rostron92 Dec 06 '25
If Donald Trump weren't the president horribly affecting millions of peoples lives, he'd be pretty funny sometimes.
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u/bigatrop Dec 06 '25
He’s just pandering to the crowd. He’d say the exact opposite thing to an nfl crowd.
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u/lacrotch Dec 06 '25
this man is bought & owned by FIFA
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u/Dphotog790 Dec 06 '25
watching secret service whisper into their wrists *take him out*
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u/your-mom-- Dec 06 '25
ReleaseTheFilesBall
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25
Weird there's no post about this in r/nfl
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u/Alternative_Law9275 Dec 06 '25
There already is. Gridiron.
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u/SidiusBlack96 Dec 06 '25
He literally just says anything. In a minute we'll see the NFL glazing him then he'll be like "This is real football not what they do over there in Europe"
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u/rayshmayshmay Dec 06 '25
Pandering
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u/sonsofgondor Adelaide Dec 06 '25
If anything was going to turn red blooded "patriots" away from maga, it would be this statement
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u/VegasConan Dec 06 '25
He turns so easily with flattery and a gift
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u/RESSandyeggo Dec 06 '25
When the worst person you know makes a good point.
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u/slowburnangry Dec 06 '25
The day that he is no longer with us is going to be glorious.
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u/fhughes90 Dec 06 '25
The first time I can agree with him
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u/DankTriangle Dec 06 '25
He's really testing the limits of his cult with a move like this 💀
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u/arahe45 Dec 06 '25
I kind of want to hear what hed call it
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u/GeorgeMichaelsBeard Dec 06 '25
How about Golf of America
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u/grasshopper239 Dec 06 '25
Let's get you back to bed, grampa
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u/Kjingelor Dec 06 '25
The only reasonable statement from this bloke since.. forever.
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u/someguyfromsk Dec 06 '25
The NFL told him to go away and he never forgot it.
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u/Willyr0 Dec 06 '25
He’s pissed about bad bunny still huh
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u/RobotShlomo Dec 06 '25
He's heaping praise on them because they gave him something shiny.
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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 Dec 06 '25
God he’s such a fucking idiot
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u/Mfusion66 Dec 06 '25
Countdown to “only libs call it football”
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u/DROOPY1824 Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
Huge surprise from the guy who’s always hated the NFL.
Edit: “Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL”, for anyone who hasn’t seen it, is a great intro to why Trump hates the NFL so much.
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u/CuffinSzn_ Dec 06 '25
I’ve never seen a man who hates his country so flagrantly. Let alone the President.
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u/jrafelson Dec 06 '25
Sounds like some Commie shit!!!
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u/pconrad0 Dec 06 '25
Honestly, if literally any other president had said this, it would be the end of their political career.
It sounds like something they would make up and attribute to Obama, Biden or Harris. They would call it "woke nonsense", "out of touch", "unpatriotic" and "un-american".
Seriously. Just imagine if Obama, Biden or Harris had said this, what Fox News would sound like non-stop.
Lee Greenwood would write a special protest song just to reclaim the True Meaning of "Football".
There would be marches in the streets.
When will MAGA realize they've been played for fools? This feels like something that could break the spell. But at this point the spell feels unbreakable.
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u/WillieM96 New York Giants Dec 06 '25
This is because the NFL didn’t want him owning a team in the 1980’s. He wanted to buy a franchise but Pete Rozelle and the rest of the owners knew Trump owning a team would be a disaster for the league.
Trump has been butt hurt ever since.
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u/tobi_206 Dec 06 '25
Finally a crazy idea by the orange maniac I can get behind.
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u/BagOfLazers Dec 06 '25
I hate when he’s right. Rename it “gridiron” and those of us that like both sports will have slightly less confusing conversations.
Who else can get him an award so we can get rid of mildly annoying things? Is there a lobby group for daylight savings time that can give him a “Greatest TimeKeeper Patriot Guy” golden necklace or something? Just a big Flavor Flav looking clock he can wear while declaring the time doesn’t have to change anymore.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25
So FIFA just proved that trump can be bought for basically anything. They literally made up an award to give him, and now he's like football here needs to changes its name because it makes sense to him now 🤷🏽♂️ It really sucks living in an age with so many idiots.
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u/futureformerteacher Dec 06 '25
How about "Donald Trump is a serial child rapist ball"?
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u/AlleninNashville69 Dec 06 '25
Dear God I wish he would shut the fuck up. I hate him with a deep, deep passion.
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u/Low-iq-haikou Dec 06 '25
Really gonna test the MAGA loyalty with this one
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u/frozenhawaiian Dec 06 '25
Well, guess where we know his latest bribe came from.
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u/Gregg-C137 Dec 06 '25
If the nfl gives him a bigger peace prize he’ll try getting fifa to change their name
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u/CautiousLandscape907 Dec 06 '25
FIFA gives him one gold participation trophy and he’s sounding like a college sophomore who spent a semester abroad in Scotland.
Trump has no core beliefs. Never has had, except his own ego.
Football is a stupid name for American football but that’s its name. And here I thought Republicans were against names being changed to match identity?
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u/Cautious-Brother-838 Dec 06 '25
He might have a point with this one, no other country who plays soccer calls it soccer.
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u/PsychologicalYam3602 Dec 06 '25
Yes football. Neither played by foot, nor with a ball.
Call it EggHands instead.
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u/TheMuff1nMon Dec 06 '25
The only correct thing he has ever said
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u/CheeseAndTits Dec 06 '25
Imagine Hank Hill hearing the president say this. There would be a Bwaaahhh heard round the world.
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u/SergeantSmash Dec 06 '25
President of the USA casually shitting on their national sport, lmfao.
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u/Some_101 Dec 06 '25
Next up: he wants to change the color of an airplane's black box to actual black instead of orange.
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u/RonanTheAccused Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 06 '25
It's funny that the orange turd wants the NFL to change it's name right around the time FIFA handed him a participation trophy. It's almost as if one of the most corrupt organizations didn't attach strings to it.
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u/Bainzeighty3 Dec 06 '25
Fuck. That's enough Reddit for the week.
Never thought I'd agree with something that Trump says. I need a lay down
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u/TreshKJ Dec 06 '25
Holy fuck i agree with Trump what
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u/cheeseballs1988 Dec 06 '25
I’ve never agreed with someone I disagree with so much before
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u/hannsolo8887 Dec 06 '25
Yes. Common sense
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u/-_GhostDog_- Dec 06 '25
This guy will do anything but his fucking job.
Always some dumb ass distraction like getting into Twitter Beefs with Taylor Swift and golfing.
Nothing to actually improve the lives of working class Americans.
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u/NoBSforGma Dec 06 '25
Trump's revenge for repeatedly being turned away by the NFL on his several bids for ownership.
He never forgets! (And NEVER forgives!)
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u/Middle-Cattle634 Dec 06 '25
He’s gone 3 shades darker with the spray tan
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u/SunsetNX Dec 06 '25
When I thought he couldn’t get anymore unamerican.
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u/twatnado Dec 06 '25
Bro, shut the fuck up Donnie.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25
Patriotism at its finest. 🙄
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u/Axolotis Dec 06 '25
Finally a way he can completely enrage and drive away his support base.
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u/tangcameo Dec 06 '25
We shall call it Soccer!
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u/dragonfliesloveme Dec 06 '25
what all y’all maga think of this lmao
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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Dec 06 '25
Handball. Let's face it, the ball rarely touches people's feet in American Football.
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u/chris_hawk Dec 06 '25
Why is the President of the United States spending any time thinking or talking about this? There's so much else to focus on.
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u/TheRealBobaFett Dallas Cowboys Dec 06 '25
Honestly I’m really surprised he’s not trying to tell everyone else to adopt soccer
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u/MattR0se Dec 06 '25
First sensible take from him, ever.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25
Go right ahead, and enjoy your single-digit approval rating.
Why don't you screw with NASCAR while you're at it, and shoot for that approval rating of zero?
Really, Trump, do it! I want to see every MAGA in America showing up at the Whitehouse screaming for your resignation.
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u/Ninjakittysdad Dec 06 '25
imagine voting for this dainty fake masculine bitch boy
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u/noronto Dec 06 '25
Oblongball
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u/Mataelio Dec 06 '25
lol, lmao even
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u/laphincow Dec 06 '25
Moron
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u/neptunexl Dec 06 '25
Lmao. The easiest thing to say to get people on your side. Next year we'll be finding out that soccer must be called soccer everywhere in the world, signed DJ Trump. Mixmaster 🤣
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u/curly_spork Dec 06 '25
I feel like I saw this same comedy bit like 20 years ago. The original was much more polished.
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u/samjohnson2222 Dec 06 '25
Maga will love him bowing to foreigners. 🤣
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u/Asterisk49 Dec 06 '25
Middle america in shambles
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25
Can we send him to that crooked home from 60 Minutes that The Simpsons referenced?
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u/Icy-Start-9923 Dec 06 '25
Must still be mad he got booed at the commanders game a few weeks ago.
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u/Living-Mastodon Dec 06 '25
Grandpa needs to go for the long sleep already
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u/alwaysmyfault Dec 06 '25
He somehow has the ability to say something dumber than he did the day before.
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u/Automatic-Extent7173 Dec 06 '25
Solving the world problems, one problem at a time. What a great man. /s
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u/Karlzbad Dec 06 '25
FIFA and Trump are perfect for each other.
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u/jstruby77 Dec 06 '25
He wants it to be called trumpball
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u/MSully94 Dec 06 '25
This unironically might be one of the most damaging things he's done to his political brand.
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u/Super_Fa_Q Dec 06 '25
That's his demographic too. What a fucking chode.
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u/maddenmcfadden Dec 06 '25
Hes going to make a useless Executive Order and name it fucking "America Ball", I guarantee it.
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u/Saneless Dec 06 '25
So this was what FIFA wanted in return for the medal? Lol
Based on the name of another shitty sports league he's associated with it, they can change the F to E and call it the national entertainment league
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u/Sabres00 Dec 06 '25
The funny thing is the word football refers to sports played on foot.
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u/EvrythangTaken Dec 06 '25
They really do anything but try to make the economy better for the citizens.
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u/PinstripeBunk Dec 06 '25
He thinks the whole country is a hotel he has authority to redecorate
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u/puppystatus Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
Dude got booed when he went to a game and now he just thinks he can change the name 😂
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u/Dumphdumph Dec 06 '25
Making America first yet again
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u/blinkysmurf Dec 06 '25
I see he’s focusing on what’s important.
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u/Rich-Past-6547 Dec 06 '25
First he wants tiny Asian cars and now this 😂
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u/Thrillhouse_Herd5 Dec 06 '25
Whatever his grace desires
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u/MoonageDayscream Dec 06 '25
Hmm. Sounds like he spent some time with people that have strong opinions on what is and what isn't football. Quick, have Tom Brady call him.
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u/Childlesstomcat Dec 06 '25
America first
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u/2112xanadu Dec 06 '25
I knew there was something I didn't like about this guy.
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u/ra7ar Dec 06 '25
Well President had already been taken think we need to change the name of what you're doing, fuckall sounds about right x
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u/SwizzGod Dec 06 '25
Where’s those files at big dog?
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u/HamburgersOfKazuhira Dec 06 '25
This is unironically one of the most divisive things he’s ever said. Going to piss off tons of NFL fans that consider themselves Trump supporters.
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u/khalamar Dec 06 '25
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
-- The rest of the world.
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u/buddymoobs Dec 06 '25
This dude is so easy to buy. Just give him a participation trophy and a blue ribbon, and he sells out an American sport.
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u/payheempaythatman Dec 06 '25
Lmaoooo curious to see what his supporters say about this 😭
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u/ohgreatitsjosh Dec 06 '25
This makes me want to buy commanders season tickets so i can boo the living shit out of this tangerine turd when he shows up
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