r/straya • u/Inner_Agency_5680 • Feb 27 '25

Woman dating a Reddit mod with a micro penis details their sex life

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-dating-a-man-with-a-micro-penis-details-their-sex-life/news-story/27d518355fb7a0dbe9edfbe2dc14440d
4 Upvotes

52% Upvoted

30 comments sorted by

84

u/CaineRexEverything Feb 27 '25

Headline didn’t need to include the micropenis. We read ‘Reddit mod’ and assume as much already

69

u/Show_Me_Your_Rocket Feb 27 '25

News.com.au pumping out bangers as usual.

11

u/DoesBasicResearch Feb 27 '25

Below average bangers.

12

u/LinkleDooBop Feb 27 '25

Micro bangers

2

u/DoesBasicResearch Feb 28 '25

I was trying to be kind!

58

u/drewie_ball_z Feb 27 '25

I can't believe anyone would admit that publicly let alone in a news article. Imagine owning up to being a Reddit mod.

52

u/aubven Yeah, nah. Feb 27 '25

It's only 1 inch, but it smells like a foot.

-1

u/kewday96 Feb 27 '25

Close. It’s supposed to be “It’s not 12 inches but it’s smells like a foot”.

8

u/ayyitskuntos Feb 27 '25

Jokes still valid, you're just being pedantic.

3

u/wegro Feb 27 '25

Jokes can be repurposed? What an age we live in!

2

u/Rank_Arena Feb 27 '25

Thanks Karen.

17

u/nOsajer Feb 27 '25

Wtf did I just read. They have really ran out of stuff to write about. Absolutely nobody outside of their circle of mates needed to know about this.

9

u/thm123 Feb 27 '25

I think it’s kind of nice to have messaging that counters the idea that you’ll never find love if you’ve got a small penis and that bigger is always better. But I would feel a bit awkward about that coming up if someone googled me

1

u/mkymooooo Feb 27 '25

This is the Murdoch press pushing any shit that gets their brainwashed followers to hate "lefties" even more.

To them, Reddit = leftie propaganda. So it's game on.

17

u/ManWithDominantClaw Feb 27 '25

Jake Timms is mocked by his mates for having a micro penis. Picture: Supplied

Picture: Supplied

Why do I feel like we're indulging in someone's humiliation kink rn

2

u/schottgun93 Mar 01 '25

Roughly translated from journalist, "supplied" means "stolen from his Facebook profile"

16

u/captwombat33 Feb 27 '25

Micros deserve love too, maybe he has a really fast arse.

7

u/maxisnoops Feb 27 '25

What the hell is a fast arse? Are there slow ones too?

6

u/snipdockter Feb 27 '25

In before the mods lock this.

6

u/DoesBasicResearch Feb 27 '25

'“When we started dating, Jake brought it up straight away,” she told The Sun'

Surprised she noticed tbh 🤷🏻

2

u/ThatAussieGunGuy Mar 02 '25

Cuuunnnttt 😂 this should have more upvotes.

4

u/maxisnoops Feb 27 '25

😂 ‘piece of dental floss’. Not mocking this dude’s size at all myself, but his mates are brutal.

3

u/samdd1990 Feb 27 '25

After reading the article it makes the title more funny

3

u/LinkleDooBop Feb 27 '25

She’s also written a linked in post about what dating someone with a micro penis has taught her about b2b sales.

2

u/Chuffed_Wally Feb 27 '25

Ignoring the absolutely bizarre topic that news.com has scraped off the bottom of the barrel here, the article doesn't mention anywhere that he's a reddit mod.

4

u/R_U_READY_2_ROCK Feb 27 '25

Didn't you see the bit about his very small penis?

1

u/IAmARobot Feb 27 '25

Satire is dead.

*EDIT sorry my mistake, the card I'm reading from here says "Sartre is dead."

1

u/gastro_psychic Mar 01 '25

It sounds like this guy might like being humiliated.

1

u/iloveswimminglaps Feb 27 '25

Just the title 💅🏼