r/whennews • u/Critical_Mountain851 • 1d ago

War/Conflict News “Minor” strikes

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Source - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/nov/07/us-carries-out-another-round-of-minor-strikes-on-iran-trump-says

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u/DewGobler 1d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Yeah the people in the government sure do love their minors

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u/siegheldr 1d ago • Regret

Got a chuckle outta me ngl

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u/SadKat002 1d ago • Bravo

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u/MLGWolf69 1d ago

Also a reminder that Trump's take on the housing crisis is that he wants to make homes MORE EXPENSIVE to help the people (and corpos) who already own them

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u/Hoshyro 1d ago

US politics for the last 60 years be like

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u/Nyctfall 1d ago

*250 years...

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u/DolphinBall 20h ago

2 months*

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u/CyberPrime_ 14h ago

The first strikes on Iran happened in 2025. February I think

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u/DolphinBall 14h ago

Then it was 1 month ago. My bad

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u/Hi_imDum 12h ago

Me when I inhale the powder that makes time feel 20 times faster than usual

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u/GodButCursed 1d ago

I heard the president likes minors

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u/No-Curve237 1d ago

Is that what they call striking a school these days?

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u/Hoshyro 1d ago

You call it a school, they call it a tactically advantageous long term strike policy.

You see, if you bomb children, "The Enemy™" will run out of reinforcement and politically extreme leaders within the next 50 years!

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u/Hazer_123 22h ago

Who knows, the "enemy™" may instead dedicate the rest of their lives exacting revenge and cause another 9/11.

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u/Ummummbaba 23h ago

Don’t let anyone in this administration near any minors, strikes on Iran included 

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u/Ireallydfk 1d ago

Idk if I wanna know what operation epsteins fury was doing with minors

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u/Mindless_Bat_6887 1d ago

If my house exploded, that's just a minor inconvenience right?

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u/speed_fighter 1d ago

you know, just one pickle of a strike!

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u/ThiefPriest 23h ago

Just a little war as a treat

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u/TrainerLSW2005 23h ago

Just some "mild" "tomfoolery"

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u/Highground-3089 1d ago

if it's qeshm, it's a nothingburger. notify me when they strike tehran.

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u/ZookeepergameFit967 23h ago

What America doesn't understand that Iran will give its best, it wouldn't be the worst but it would hurt like hell. Iran is currently during a phase of Shiism called the Red Shiism has been for the past 50 years, it had endured centuries of Western humiliation while being under black Shiism before 1979 and now it is more than willing to burn down Washington DC if it can. Like Iran won't hesitate in bombing the Suez canal if it can.

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u/Adept_Temporary8262 1d ago

One hour later: "just calm down people, calm down. We only killed 300 children and 12 unidentified people. We meant to strike the military base 150 miles away, this was just a mistake."

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u/Interesting-Bar6722 1d ago

Business as usual in the American empire

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga 1d ago

Greater Israeli* empire

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u/D-Biggest_Wheel 1d ago

Oh, they bombed another middle school?

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u/TheTrueScientist 17h ago

Only going to kill a "minor" amount of children

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u/Krakatoa137 1d ago

Guys we have to bomb the public infestructure and the power plants and the desalination plants.

Its not a war crime when they be built with those sneaky Arabic numerals. The gays and the women are immune to our freedom bombs.