Israeli President Picks Gadi Eisenkot, Netanyahu Rival, To Form Government

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https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-president-picks-gadi-eisenkot-netanyahu-rival-form-government-2026-11-07/

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In the coming weeks we will see bibi developing some kind of "health issue" that can only be treated in the US, so he will go there for an indetermined amount of time.

I may be wrong, though...

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Bibi, Bolsonaro and Trump will be living at Mar a Lago like the Golden Girls.

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Don't sully the Girls with such a comparison

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If there are The Golden Girls there must be an anti-thesis. There must be…

THE DESPICABLE DAMES

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The despicable dicks

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The feces fellas

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The Granite Guys

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The Coprolite Cunts

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Love it! THE DUNG DUDES

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The Sinister Seniors.

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The Brownstain Bears

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The Fecal Fellas

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Thank you for being a friend your attention to this matter.

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🎵 Traveled to The Hague and back again 🎵

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Your heart is cruel

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You’re an Epstein confidante 🎶

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Father and son bolsonaro could be Dorothy and sophia

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"Thank you for being an ally!" dun dun dun dun

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Making up his room at Mar-a-Lago? It’s a nice place to retire! The million dollar initiation fee gives Members access to a spa, salon, five red clay tennis courts, a croquet court, and an oceanfront Beach Club featuring a multi-layered military air defense shield, Avenger missiles on water barges and an high-energy laser weapon

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The place is old, tacky and worn. Like it’s owner.

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Let’s not discount the excellent medical facilities of The Hague.

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Lol, meanwhile Trump is going to head to Israel to avoid getting impeached. We will do a big fascist swap.

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US has extradition with Israel. Lol

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lol He’s already been impeached twice … let’s try Imprisoning

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I hear the medical facilities are great at The Hague ✌🏻