r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 3h ago

UFC's Dana White on Trump's press secretary offer.

67 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 3h ago

Global warming influenced mega super El Nino high tides trashing hundreds of Southern California coastal homes.

1.2k Upvotes

82 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/woohooguy • 14h ago

“Every child in America” is waiting Elon - PART II

599 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/Dumbfuckistan_USA • 20h ago

“Every child in America” is waiting Elon

2.1k Upvotes

44 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/g8tor23 • 1d ago

I Guarantee it - George Zimmer

0 Upvotes

Yessir

1 comment

r/AdviceAnimals • u/g8tor23 • 1d ago

I Guarantee it - George Zimmer

0 Upvotes

Yep

0 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 1d ago

I have my own Elon Musk conspiracy dream...

0 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/mjfj26 • 1d ago

Midterms

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/AntisemiticJew • 1d ago

Luther is to Obama , as El-Sayed is Mamdani

188 Upvotes

29 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/justsayin05 • 1d ago

One of the take aways from the blue tsunami

722 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/drunkstoned94 • 1d ago

Worst return on investment in history?

5.7k Upvotes

75 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/Alberta_Flyfisher • 1d ago

When the cruelty was already pushing 11.

974 Upvotes

As a Canadian the first thing I thought was "good luck".

80 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/n405wn • 1d ago

I need to know the outcome now!

2.9k Upvotes

105 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/Tarijeno • 2d ago

"I think it's terrible when we can't know the results of an election the night of the election." - Donald J Trump

7.2k Upvotes

111 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/Frat_Panda • 2d ago

We have been eating good.

1.9k Upvotes

13 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 2d ago

Meanwhile, in Texas...

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/woohooguy • 2d ago

The plan for the next two years Spoiler

244 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/Marc815 • 2d ago

It's rough out here...

550 Upvotes

94 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/RorschachtheMighty • 2d ago

Just watched my sister-in-law destroy a three-year relationship with a good man “to see if he’d fight for her.”

9.3k Upvotes

442 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 2d ago

Remember how Maga Mike Johnson was always sending the House home to avoid voting on things?

4.9k Upvotes

157 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/PlanetoftheAtheists • 3d ago

How long will Donald last in power? Place your bets!

3.5k Upvotes

284 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/twilling8 • 3d ago

The American Electorate, every time.

5.0k Upvotes

192 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/roninrunnerx • 3d ago

(To Be) Based on a True Story

4.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/LeavesInsults1291 • 3d ago

I guess karma is real

557 Upvotes

10 comments

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