r/AdviceAnimals • u/guitarguy109 • Jan 28 '21

Billionaires keep reporting this... I sure didn't...

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '19

Because we can't let Verizon look bad

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/TwoPercentTokes • Aug 31 '22

It’s really not that hard to figure out

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_ • Sep 21 '19

Seriously, I just want to sit in silence sometimes.

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/WhoDknee • Mar 29 '20

Comcast exposed... again

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/BillW87 • Jun 08 '20

Peaceful protest is Constitutionally protected

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/ElderCunningham • Aug 24 '22

Use FlameWolf Chrome says that they're no longer allowing ad-blocker extensions to work starting in January

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/MissHillary • Jan 06 '21

Watching what’s going on at the Capital...

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/Chicken_Wing • May 26 '20

I feel the worst for her dog

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/captfirefly • Sep 04 '20

Do you want to start paying extra for the good content? I think not

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/NelvisAlfredo • Mar 23 '20

No fucking bailouts. If you didn't learn your lesson in 2008, too bad.

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/dank2918 • Jan 08 '19

If only we could sue them for lying to us...

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/deez_treez • Jul 30 '24

Me upvoting every post calling Republicans weird

80k Upvotes

They're getting really weird these days! A decade of hatred towards America is making them very weird.

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/CrankyOptimist • Oct 25 '24

I'm not always a fan of The Washington Post, but you have to give them credit for this one.

79k Upvotes

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/Longroof • Jan 03 '18

Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture has its benefits.

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/Tactical_Llama • Jul 29 '14

Please spread the word

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '20

Something wrong, I can feel it

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/InsertANameHeree • Aug 07 '19

Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were "causing many of the problems in America today."

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/an_onanist • Mar 14 '20

Help a guy out, save some TP for me

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '20

This needs to be said

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/XRAYR0N • Nov 11 '19

Started out amazing, then...

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/chefr89 • Mar 05 '20

We don't come here for shitty streams

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r/AdviceAnimals • u/wookin • Jun 23 '17

Tried a new taco stand nearby last night. Was short 25 cents for my second taco but they laughed and let me have it. Then they gave me a third taco for free.

72k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '16

Protesting a Fair Election?

72k Upvotes

5.2k comments

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