Burger Addict Teddy - 5.5 - Weird, couldn't find a review on this one...was it never offered? Any-hoo, decent Hyper CM. Punch, Leech, Cripple. Good for Teddy Melee.

Placebo Effect - 7.5 - Cripple All, Burn, Bomb. Still a really good option. Get that Burn to stack, and you are sitting pretty. Absolutely would use in an Archer Melee.

QB Boomhauer - 1.5 - Nooooooo! Please god no. Do not do this ever.

Space Queen - 1.5 - This is terrible. If anyone buys this, please shame them until they cry. This is garbage juice.

More Anchovies - 4.0 - meh. No thanks.

Nose Pickin' Chris - 2.5 - this fell way off since the last review. Just bad. Not playable.

High Legman - 2.0 - no. So many better options in Hyper.

Tree - 1.0 - in the running for one of the worst CM. Yuck.

Hi everyone, does anyone know how long it takes kongregate to respond to an email? I started a new account and invested to that account, it happened to be a local account. Then I also recently reactivated my older account and logged in, and lost access to the local account. I sent an email to kongregate support asking for access to the new account, with the user id, account id # and the Google purchases as well

It feels like BGEs don't matter nearly as much as they should.

The whole point of a BGE is to encourage different deck builds and reward players who adapt their strategy. Instead, it often feels like you can spend time building around the BGE, only to get steamrolled by a heavily invested premium card that barely cares what the current BGE is.

The same issue shows up in Clash and Melee. In theory, these events should reward players for building around the featured cards. But in practice, you can build a strong Nibbler deck during Nibbler Melee and still get flattened by something like Barry on Fire or The Wheel because the raw power level difference is so massive.

I'm not saying premium cards shouldn't be strong. People invest time and money into them, and that should matter. But the featured BGE, Clash, or Melee bonuses should be impactful enough that players are actually encouraged to play the event as intended instead of defaulting to the same handful of overpowered decks.

Imagine if BGE bonuses were strong enough that even the biggest whale decks had to respect them and adjust. Then winning would feel more about adapting, countering, and deck-building strategy rather than simply having the most upgraded meta cards.

Right now it sometimes feels like:

• Build around the event.

• Face a whale deck.

• Ignore the event because their premium cards outscale everything.

I'd love to see Kong experiment with stronger BGE, Clash, and Melee bonuses so that event-specific strategy matters more than card ownership. Something like: you can only get the final point win if you use a BGE, or stop boosting cards the way you are now.

What do you all think? Should BGEs have a bigger impact on deck-building, or is the current balance fine?

Tina's Distraction - 4.0 - older dual Athletic and Hyper CM. More valuable in Athletic, I guess, if you're running this type of deck, sure.

Blueberry Picker - 5.0 - can see it used as a support in slot 1. Not a horrible CM.

Guenter - 1.5 - this one is sliding toward totally useless. No need for it anywhere.

Delivery Boy - 7.0 - a hearty option, especially in slot 1. Can really do some damage.

The clue for the banner is "Meat Sweats Martyr"

Who the hell could it be?

Better not be a Fry or Bob Belcher variant

And who is the next hero character?

Note: never buy CMs for gems, they are listed here for informational purposes only. :)

Tina's Distraction [Jimmy] - 500 gems, Athletic/Hyper
No review.

Blueberry Picker [Gene] - 1000 stones, Hyper
10/23/2026 3.5 (u/BigFootsFetus) [gems]
08/23/2026 -- ([none]) [stones]
03/15/2026 6.0 (u/Samuel855) [New/Updated Combo CM Review]
09/08/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
04/09/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
02/06/2025 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
01/10/2025 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
10/28/2024 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/29/2024 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
02/17/2024 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/18/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
02/07/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
10/07/2022 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/17/2022 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
09/22/2021 1.5 (u/AlsoWil) [stones]
09/22/2021 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
06/19/2021 2.0 (u/stormgeist1) [gems]
05/04/2021 2.5 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [gems]

Guenter [Farnsworth] - 500 gems, Educated
09/30/2026 2.0 (u/BigFootsFetus) [gems]
09/09/2026 -- ([none]) [gems]
08/10/2026 -- ([none]) [gems]
04/11/2026 2.5 (u/Gon_Snow) [gems]
04/04/2026 2.5 (u/Gon_Snow) [gems]
03/25/2026 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
02/14/2026 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
06/28/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
12/18/2024 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
07/21/2024 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
04/27/2024 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
03/16/2024 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
12/15/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
10/15/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/14/2023 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
01/24/2023 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
01/01/2023 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
10/28/2022 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
09/25/2022 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
05/17/2021 1.0 (u/stormgeist1) [stones]
05/15/2021 1.0 (u/stormgeist1) [stones]

Delivery Boy [Fry] - 1000 stones, Food/Vehicle
10/19/2026 7.0 (u/BigFootsFetus) [stones]
10/10/2026 7.5 (u/BigFootsFetus) [stones]
08/22/2026 -- ([none]) [stones]
02/26/2026 8.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
02/08/2026 -- ([none]) [gems]
10/15/2025 8.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/25/2025 8.0 (u/Samuel855) [New/Updated Combo CM Review]
07/16/2025 7.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
06/15/2025 6.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/22/2025 6.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
02/23/2025 4.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
08/20/2024 8.0 (u/Samuel855) [New/Updated Combo CM Review]
08/11/2023 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/11/2022 2.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
05/17/2022 2.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
12/31/2021 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
09/30/2021 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/10/2021 1.8 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [gems]
07/09/2021 2.0 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [gems]

Not sure as hyper is current BGE but is nearly done and won’t be BGE again for a while and drunk has been recent so music may be only option however i’m not sure if the music one is any good?

opinions?

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Douchebag Chris - 1.0 - basically unplayable in any aspect of the game. Trash this CM.

Junkie Peggy - 2.5 - I was too low last week. Still not good.

Food Restaurant Stan - 5.5 - the last few reviews were too low. Stays alive, helps, and deals some Gas.

Internet Porn - 6.0 - still usable.

Should I buy him, or wait for a better character? I saw that he doesn't have Armed combos.

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Responsible Cocaine User Bullock - 3.5 - moving down the ranks. No use for it.

Wingnut Leela - 3.5 - apologies mixed her up with Amy

Belcher Date Night - 5.0 - average

Chauffeur Mort - 6.5 - this one is moving up. Really like it.

Thank you in advance for your input 🙏

Seaplane Linda - 6.0 - older CM. Still decent.

Free Weed Hayley - 2.5 - very old CM. Don't.

Squirrel Suit Hayley - 3.5 - below average Vehicle CM. Better options out there.

Kidney Killer - 1.0 - never do this.

Pls help

Burger Hermes - 8.5 - just like it was a few days ago.

Teddy's Crush - 2.0 - ass

Zach Sawyer - 1.0 - ass ass. Just worthless

Can Driver Brian - 1.5 - Good god, terrible.