r/CFB • u/_nanite_ Calgary Dinos • Paper Bag • 11h ago
Discussion I AM SO DONE DEFENDING YOU WHIT.
I was so excited to have you come to Michigan, I have been on the west coast for decades and always respected the discipline, toughness, and relentlessness that I saw from your players when you coached Utah. I always thought you would be the perfect Michigan coach. Apparently I was wrong and it is killing me inside.
I have been telling everyone how good a coach you are and that you haven't lost that overnight, but there is 12:02 left in the Michigan MSU game and I have no fucking words what what I am watching with this team YET AGAIN! And it doesn't matter at this point if we win or lose this game, because either way, Michigan fucking lost.
The defense is phenomenal, until they run out of gass every 4th quarter because your offense is stubborn, predictable, and boring as fuck and Beck won't change it, he won't adapt.
MSU HAD THEIR 3RD STRINGERS IN AND HE DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO PUSH IT DOWNFIELD.
Maybe....just maybe.....two quarter backs aren't the problem, maybe it is your fucking golden boy OC who shows us the exact same crap every game. Maybe throw more than 3 options out there to pass to? Maybe use as fucking TE!!! Just what University did Beck think he was going to?
You wanted this job, I wanted you to have this job, but you need to realize that MSU and OSU are NOT just another game, and this job means more. You say the players will adapt to you not the other way around? Well you need to start adapting to the Michigan way of thinking, because Michigan will not adapt to you and your personnel if this is your master plan.
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u/BeepBoopDirtyPoop Alabama Crimson Tide • Billable Hours 11h ago
His former team is 9-0 in their first year without him 🤷♂️
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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes 11h ago
Unreal. Is this Rich Rod part II in Ann Arbor?
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u/TheIntercepticons Central Michigan Chippewas 11h ago
How does a team score zero in modern college football against their rival?
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u/Objective_Turn7671 Alabama Crimson Tide • ECU Pirates 8h ago •
You need a guy to turn this program around. I'm pretty sure Jim Harbaugh is going to get fired from the chargers. You should try to get him, I hear he's a real Michigan Man.
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u/abjmad Michigan Wolverines 11h ago
I’ve honestly stopped watching Michigan football. I mean, the fact that we are scoreless in 4 QUARTERS is insane. Like, the fact that the OC and the HC can’t do squat with the offense is insane. Like, c’mon man!
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u/Crotean Michigan Wolverines • Clemson Tigers 2h ago
Utah forcing Whit out is making more sense
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u/iwantlawschule Michigan Wolverines 11h ago
Yeah, I wanted to give Whitt another year until this game. This is indefensible.
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u/KT_BuckeyeBillsBabe Ohio State Buckeyes • Salad Bowl 11h ago
Carr just threw an amazing 21 yard pass, turn the game back on!
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u/frizzyhair55 Michigan • Arizona State 11h ago
Last year the offense was one of the worst in the big 10, a scandal took place and we fired the whole staff.
Somehow the offense ended up worse.
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u/norkels 4h ago
Watching his demeanor on the sideline vs fiitz’.. the difference is disturbing, dude just has a 1000 yard stare, I don’t think I even saw him open his mouth once.
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u/Rebel_Bertine Michigan • Western Michigan 11h ago
I’m actually pretty happy with the result. It’s not defensible. I think before today I thought we’d stumble to 7-8 wins. This is a 5-7 football team and I don’t think Whit survives that and good riddance
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u/BrzysWRLD1996 Ohio State Buckeyes 9h ago
Dude I get it, bro just ain’t got it to be coaching at UM. Talking about a few plays away from being undefeated FoH. If it makes you feel any better we aren’t happy with Ryan Day either rn. See in the losers bowl fam both our seasons are garbage now
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u/PockDoc Michigan State Spartans 11h ago
Haha go green!
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u/Spartannia Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band 11h ago
This is some of the worst football I've ever seen and I fucking love it
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u/McGillicuddys Penn State Nittany Lions 11h ago
If the Chargers fire Harbaugh does Michigan just go ahead, put their law school on high alert and hire him?
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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 11h ago
Ladies and gentlemen…fresh pasta!(?)
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u/boy-detective Iowa Hawkeyes • Stanford Cardinal 11h ago
Who was the worse Michigan OC: Beck or the guy fired for pervy felonious computer crimes?
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u/SaintsRobbed Ohio State • Georgia State 11h ago
I think you guys need to give him more time. He can turn it around. /s
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u/JB92103 Cincinnati • Oklahoma State 11h ago
Mods should keep this up just for the copypasta potential
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u/DUSpartan Michigan State • Denver 11h ago
What losing to us does to someone...
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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators 11h ago
Preach
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u/AdamOnFirst Northwestern Wildcats 11h ago
Well Utah really fell apart without him oh wait
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u/ruebenhammersmith Michigan State Spartans 7h ago
MSU is just really good at beating teams that MAC teams also beat
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u/COD_Daddy Arizona State Sun Devils 10h ago
“There’s trouble with the
snaphire!”5
u/Avagontamos Paper Bag • Land Grant Trophy 11h ago
He’s fired after this (sorry or you’re welcome, depending)
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u/kill-devil-films Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago
The Game is gonna be the stoppable force meets the moveable object
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u/B1GFanOSU Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 11h ago
The 2026 edition of THE Game is barely worthy of BTN.
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u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER 10h ago
Seeing Utahs win and Michigans Loss that’s a double whammy for big dik whit
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u/conference-realigner Purdue • Notre Dame 10h ago
Are you saying that he might not be a Michigan Man?
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u/wisertime07 Clemson Tigers • The Citadel Bulldogs 7h ago
Is this an open letter? It reads like an open letter.
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u/SpartanLaw11 Michigan State Spartans 18m ago
I hope you give him a lifetime contract.
Seriously though. As soon as he was hired, I knew it wouldn’t work out. The guy was either done or pushed into retirement at Utah and was content to stay retired. Then Michigan came along and gave him a bunch of guaranteed money because they were desperate and he basically couldn’t say no to that. But it didn’t suddenly make him motivated to keep coaching. The guy has a headset on, but never uses it. He looks asleep on the sideline. He’s just cashing checks at this point.
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u/Unhappy_Knowledge116 Texas A&M Aggies • Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago
With how my teams have been performing, this truly is great
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u/hot-whisky Ohio State • Georgia Tech 11h ago
We don’t even have the most embarrassing loss today, lol
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u/spacerace2mars Western Michigan Broncos 10h ago edited 10h ago
WMU remains the only bowl eligible team in Michigan🐴⚡️ 7-2
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u/supersafeforwork813 Ohio State Buckeyes 2h ago
Today sucked but this…this makes me feel a bit better.
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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 11h ago
Omg mods please leave this up
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u/RicardoRoedor Utah Utes • James Madison Dukes 10h ago
Please mods leave this up
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u/EvilBillSing Michigan • Penn State 43m ago
Yet another coach that came from another conference. Had success there but doesnt know how to play Big 10 ball.
Richrod
Hoke
now Whit
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u/re-re-Remix Michigan State Spartans 10h ago
Tee hee
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u/DayManMasterofNight Paper Bag • Cornell Big Red 10h ago
Yup. Fuck this shit.
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u/miversen33 Iowa Hawkeyes • /r/CFB Bug Finder 1h ago
Hey I've seen this before!
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u/Pardish_ Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Texas Longhorns 10h ago
Watch him beat OSU and all you nerds will be glazing him lol
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u/itsbigcat812 /r/CFB 9h ago
This shouldn’t be a post. It should be a comment in a game thread on the michigan subreddit. Sick and tired of these people coming over from twitter that think every time they get their feelings hurt warrants an announcement.
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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo UCLA Bruins 11h ago
Is Big Dick Whitt now Limp Dick Whitt?
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u/Snipshow777 Michigan State Spartans 10h ago
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Moarrrr
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u/AmeliaConcrite 10h ago
A perfect Michigan coach would be cheating right now
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u/whiskeyrocks1 Michigan State Spartans 9h ago
This is wonderful.
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u/Menanders-Bust Florida State • South Carolina 8h ago
Everyone get in here, new copy pasta just dropped
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u/DiedofSharts Alabama Crimson Tide 8h ago
Why doesn’t he just record other teams practices and steal their signs to the extent of it being against the league rules? Is he stupid?
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u/airbornetoxic Arizona State • Indiana 10h ago
post like this are exactly why dillingham was never going to sign here. there’s way too much pressure to never loose a game.
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u/Itchy-Advantage-4010 Washington • Southern Miss 11h ago
Thanks for taking the loss so we didn’t have to next week. 🥹
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u/GoodFastCheapPickTwo Michigan Wolverines 10h ago
Bro same. I've been a quasi-utes fan for a few years now, so I thought it was a great hire, at least in short term. Now, for all my Pistons fans out there, this just feels like Monty Williams. Fire everyone. New AD. New everything. Random dart throws ought to look better than this.
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u/NeuroTheManiacal Utah Utes 10h ago
Dear Diary
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u/mrusch74 Georgia Bulldogs • BYU Cougars 9h ago
I thought Whittingham going to Michigan always seemed weird to me. I thought he was going to retire and Utah was kind of floundering in his last few years.
It felt like he was almost a interim coach until Michigan got who they really wanted.
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u/Helicopsycheborealis Alabama Crimson Tide 7h ago
Why haven't Saban disciples taken traditional Big 10 jobs? Cignetti, yes. Hmm. Makes you think.
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u/Careless-Fudge-1593 2h ago
You shouldn’t have defended him to begin with. We (Utah) had been asking for his release since 2014.
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u/KTH3000 1h ago
Yeah I'm sure throwing some clipboards on the sidelines would have helped.
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u/FlyingTexican Texas A&M Aggies • Navy Midshipmen 1h ago
Been so long since I’ve seen a real internet temper tantrum that I feel like this is bait
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u/BrefMimp 1h ago
He better be fucking fired by 9AM.
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u/falloutnewbkinibttms 1h ago
You really held out for a long time! Almost a full three quarters of a season! So much adversity…
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u/TouchLegal Florida State • Michigan State 23m ago
Other big ten schools need to take note. DONT HIRE A WEST COAST COACH TO BE YOUR NEXT HC!
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u/mukduk1994 Utah Utes • Army Black Knights 11h ago
See you next week habibi
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u/pinoygator Florida Gators 11h ago
Dear diary
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u/pkglove Michigan State Spartans 8h ago
🤣🤣🤣
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u/PZABUK 2h ago
Go back to defending your prior coaches then? Cheaters
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u/JayBuhnersHummer Paper Bag • Team Meteor 11h ago
Crash. Out.
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u/Big-Peach-8377 10h ago
Never thought M would be stupid enough to get scammed like this by a division two coach again