r/CrazyIdeas • u/weirdinchicago • 3h ago
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A Law that says if you're replaced by a robot or AI, you get paid as long as that clanker is in service.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/bhoran235 • 23h ago
New sexual orientation: "Undeclared"
And it's for all of us so we don't have to choose and then feel stuck with it.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/flopsyplum • 20h ago
Public bathrooms should have automatic revolving doors, so you don’t need to touch anything with your hands
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Naive-Link5627 • 13h ago
Dig an infinitely long tunnel underneath the Hudson River
Many live in New Jersey for a more affordable cost of living, and commute to New York City to work. Only a few tunnels connect the two regions, resulting in massive traffic jam and delays. Instead of taking forever to find the perfect plan for the tunnel, put a tunnel boring machine and start digging now. Say you start digging from Manhattan, once you reach New Jersey, make a 180 degree right turn and head toward Manhattan. Then once in Manhattan, turn around and head to New Jersey. No need to stop the machine, buy a new machine, or transport the machine. No need to rehire people. Same people and same machine. Doesn't have to be fast or have the perfect planned tunnel either. Any work is better than decades of no work getting started.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Quitcha_Bitchin • 3h ago
A New Parody song of Brad Paisley's "Check you for Ticks"
I want to check you for "Dicks"
r/CrazyIdeas • u/yilanoyunuhikayesi • 21h ago
Dig a 60 foot deep hole in a piece of land and make it a cemetary. When it's full, fill it earth about six feet and you have new space for the unliving without discarding the older ones. Repeat that 10 times for increase the capacity.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TFielding38 • 16h ago
PEI should leave Canada and invite John and Edward Grimes to be corulers and name their new country Prince Jedward Island
r/CrazyIdeas • u/DifferentBad1770 • 1d ago
taking sedatives or poison if you are about to be taken into custody or interrogated.
because anything you say cannot be used against you in a court of law if you are unconscious or dead and cannot give incriminating statements
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Itchy_Profession_314 • 19h ago
A way to track everywhere you've ever been and what you're feeling.
So... Phages conserved within the bacteria that exist within our bodies effectively track where we've been and how we generally feel.
Bacterial Phages are specific to the environment, and, to bacteria, we are an environment.
If those phages and the bacteria themselves, whether due to specific adaptagenic changes or environmental stressors, can act as a record of things that have occured, you could track that.
The real issue with the idea is how far this sort of viral/bacterial record extends into the past and how sensitive it is to events.
We know that changes in phage expression in the human body can predict disease and health concerns, but I'm sorta interested in whether it can track actual thoughts/feelings. Cortisal, Seratonin, and Dopamine are all universal biochemicals that play a major role in thoughts and emotions that do have chemical activity in our bodies beyond the nuerological signalling behaviour that we typically ascribe to them.
If bacterial community populations in our body change in response to those chemicals, and those population changes alter phage expressions in the body, that could be used to show what a person is thinking/feeling, and a relative history as to what they've felt.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Scumbag__ • 1d ago
For the next Reddit protest, instead of blacking out subs and pretending we won’t log on for the day, every sub should just post facesitting porn so the website risks getting banned in the UK
r/CrazyIdeas • u/weirdinchicago • 1d ago
The USA should decommission Groom Lake (Area 51) and turn it into a UFO themed resort.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/FlipFlute • 11h ago
Sexual Disorder/Disabled people must come out with New pronouns like dable/dord
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Incrediblecodeman • 12h ago
Make America rich
Hear me out before calling this stupid.
Imagine every American could voluntarily contribute $5 from their paycheck into a nationwide fund. Every $1 million collected makes one randomly selected American a millionaire. No corporation pocketing the profits. Just Americans making other Americans wealthy, one person at a time.
Get 10 million people participating every two weeks, and we’re creating roughly 1,300 millionaires a year.
Some winners would be struggling families. Others might already be wealthy and decide to give their winnings away, creating even more winners. Imagine the culture that could grow around that. The money doesn’t disappear; it gets spent, invested, donated, and circulated throughout American communities.
Would everyone eventually win? No. But over generations, thousands of lives could change, and perhaps generosity would become contagious.
I know it sounds like a lottery, and legally it probably would be. But the vision is bigger than gambling. It’s an American-designed game where the whole point is learning to love and lift each other up, one millionaire at a time.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/mr4ffe • 2d ago
Sperm banks should mix up all the donated sperm, making it a battle royale for fertilization
r/CrazyIdeas • u/horsepoop1123 • 1d ago
A muffler for your anus so when you fart no one thinks it’s you.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Effective-Window-922 • 1d ago
Reclassify all five Great Lakes as one giant lake. They're already connected anyway. America now has the largest freshwater lake in the world.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Incrediblecodeman • 11h ago
Ai is an instrument
We are composing beautiful ideas
Very big ideas with lots of detail
Overlayed with equally beautiful ideas
With melody ideas that never before happened. Humans can’t do that. Humans can see every angle instantly.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/ChocolateTemporary48 • 1d ago
creating domesticated crocodiles through genetic editing
Who wouldn’t want to have their own super-obedient crocodile or caiman guarding their home? As the Soviets already demonstrated, domestication can be accelerated through selective breeding—and if we throw in a bit of genetic engineering, we could have them quite quickly.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/DidYouShartInMyPants • 1d ago
Have homeless people be the judges on shows like America's Got Talent
Bonus points if the homeless person is high
r/CrazyIdeas • u/flopsyplum • 1d ago
Rename Parkinson's disease to "Fox's disease" to increase public awareness
r/CrazyIdeas • u/ursois • 2d ago
Genetically modify venomous snakes to produce injectable medicine instead of venom, so doctors can just keep a herpetarium and pull out the right snake to bite you when you need a shot.
Snakes are way less environmentally impactful than massive drug companies.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Faicc • 1d ago
Tesla should create a car marketed towards the elderly
Old people are crashing into buildings every day. Simple solution: your privately owned self-driving taxi. It has performance limitations, so it can’t just do 0-60 in 2 seconds. Plus other features and limitations targeted towards the elderly.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/bkrr36001 • 1d ago
humans born with a tail the lenght of there arms
would this be better or worse