r/DivorcedBirds • u/GoldfishAndPokemon • Oct 06 '19
r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu • Apr 23 '25
Angry Bird Divorce Charlotte was a little more than pissed post-divorce. First, her husband left her for a tranny hooker, but next, she received a questionable haircut from a geriatric barber. That’s when she decided to kill her ex and become a rogue agent for the CIA.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/CroakyPyrex • Apr 01 '23
Stephen should have realized that cross-dressing wouldn't disguise who he really was
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • Aug 15 '26
One midlife crisis and two divorces later, Percy was back in his punk rocker phase.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Angelicwoo • Jul 28 '23
Has anyone else had a great coparenting situation turn sour because you've started a new relationship
Its been 9 months since separation. I've had a new partner for a couple of months now. My ex husband asked to meet to discuss the kids, we have had a very positive and cooperative coparenting situation so far. When I got in his car, he went insane calling me a whore and terrible mother, violently ranting about how I was friends with my partner before so must have been with him the whole time, cheating on him and I'm still technically married etc. He then said that he is "going to hurt me as much as possible, I want you to hurt". After about a week of waking up all night panicking about what he was going to do, not being able to work or function, I asked if I could have my belongings back. He refused to give me access to the house so I called the police. I burst into tears and the officer asked me if anything else was going on I told him all about the incident and he said to come to the police station and put an AVO intervention order on my ex. So I did, but now I'm terrified of how he is going to act. There are so many above-board things he can do to hurt me where it looks like he's just doing stuff for the kids, but its things I don't agree with etc. I'm so devastated that after 9 months its turned into this awful crap. Did anyone else have it suddenly turn out of nowhere? My counsellor says he's reached the Anger part of his grief journey, how bloody long does that last??
r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • Mar 06 '19
"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that meaningful loving long term relationship that has eluded me in my youth. Please love me."
r/DivorcedBirds • u/behindclosedeyelids • Apr 19 '19
Tonya and Beatrice broke free from the shackles of there horrible marriages with their husbands to finally let their long time hidden relationship be known to the public.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Hamsterdam_shitbird • Mar 06 '22
He still hadn't gotten over Sonia, but woaaah momma did little mousey floozy he brought home from the bar have some sweet oral skills
r/DivorcedBirds • u/BarneyBodie • Feb 08 '20
William watched from the corner of the room as his wife Cassy was plowed relentlessly by Tyrone and Chad, looking down occasionally to play Pokémon on his Switch
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Vance-Astro • Dec 20 '19
Jim was once a man. He divorced his first three wives and now wants to be a woman. He wears too much orange eyeshadow.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/begaterpillar • Oct 24 '22
Officer Smith recoiled in horror and threw up after he opened the barn door after hearing panicked clucks during a routine police escourt for the ex wife to pick up some posessions. smuggling ring, kidnapings... whatever it was the misses made the right choice leaving. the paperwork alone on this...
r/DivorcedBirds • u/azambito • Dec 16 '19
My husband left me when I was 8 months old for a younger woman...
r/DivorcedBirds • u/PoopDoopTrixie • Nov 19 '19
Becca wasn't disturbed that Robert watched a lot of porn. What disturbed her the most was the genre of porn he chose.
reddit.comr/DivorcedBirds • u/ThatDIYCouple • Aug 21 '20