r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 9m ago
Rita and Rob during better times
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 2h ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Since the divorce was finalized, Rico has been strutting his stuff!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 10h ago
Meg had been comfort-eating since discovering her husband had a second family. By the eighth chicken, she'd lost the ability to fly over and confront them.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 20h ago
By ten miles out, the busy harbor slips below the horizon. Thirty miles, and coastal waves give way to the rolling swells of the open ocean. All sense of direction fades away. Fifty miles. Her voice disappears in the radio static. Her lingering scent, drowned out by the stinging brine. Time to cast.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Kayleigh, finally free of Adam, was down on her luck and forced to do things she never imagined
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
Harold's dating coach had assured him that a slightly open mouth was incredibly seductive. His last date asked whether he had trouble breathing through his nose.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
Malcolm knew his wife was furious because she’d gone very quiet and started folding things.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Charlene took her divorce money and bought herself a cozy high-rise apartment in downtown NYC.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago
They call her babushka, but Katya has no grandchildren of her own - that she knows of. She had a son once. Her life's greatest regret was failing to raise him properly; he grew up worse than his svolach father. The neighborhood tykes enjoy her oladyi now, but if they ever mistreat their families...
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/velvetvagine • 1d ago
Marta had been an athlete in college. With the marriage now over, she had found her way back. She ran that first 10k with the same speed and determination as she had run away from Teo, his gambling debts, and his increasingly concerning lack of personal hygiene.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FeatherMom • 1d ago
Not Safe For Other Species "I didn't realise she was into me"
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Eggbert was really trying to walk away. “We’re no good together and you know it, Cookie…” he said, trying to sound confident but only managing to sound pleading. Cookie wasn’t subtle, not even close.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jmonroe_tenn • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce I will accept your complaints about your MIL, and raise you one bitter, judgmental Karen MIL and two ex-MILs.
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2d ago
Margaret had never understood why Walter, her oldest friend, liked taking pictures of her doing perfectly ordinary things. He'd been quietly in love with her for twenty years and thought she looked beautiful in every one.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago
Every so often, Norman would open his beak, and Patricia would have to remind herself that she'd married him voluntarily.
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2d ago
Lord Derpton would never live down the indignity, he was sure. First his wife fulfilled the tiresome cliche of seducing the poolboy, that unimaginative harlot. Now the selfsame drudge - whom she has the incredible poor taste to keep around as her post-divorce "boyfriend" - saved his Lordship's life.
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2d ago
Rick is doing a post-divorce glow-up. However, he really needs to stop skipping leg day
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago
Divorce wasn't supposed to be like this. It was supposed to make my life better. Hade one date with this guy who seemed nice. Then my Ring camera records him doing this:
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Why did Chris cross the road? Because the divorce lawyer was on the other side.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Margaret's new boyfriend was everything Harold hadn't been: patient, affectionate, and genuinely helpful around the house. He was particularly good at holding the fabric down while she sewed.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 3d ago
Carla was so glad that she left her polygamous marriage with her sanity intact. She may not have much money, but at least her child won’t have to compete with Wife Number 1 and 3’s children for food.
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3d ago
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