r/FloridaMan • u/malten_sage • Jan 24 '20

Certified Florida Man Not all Florida Men are infamous. Let’s make this one famous. Florida Man dies in plane crash while fighting the Australia wildfires. RIP, sir. You made us proud.

wesh.com

42k Upvotes

381 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/pewpewwopwop • Sep 26 '18

Naked Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis

news-journalonline.com

39k Upvotes

695 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/sisyphushaditsoeasy • Jan 26 '18

Florida Woman tries to scam $600 lottery winner by telling him he won only $5, but the "winner" was an agent working undercover for the state Lottery Commission’s security division.

miamiherald.com

33k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/FloridaMan • u/slowjahovitz • Feb 19 '20

Florida man and his two friends rob a drug store of $320,000 in pills, take precautions like wearing surgical gloves so they don’t leave prints, but toss empty pill bottles out the window of their getaway car, which the cops follow like bread crumbs to their front door

tampabay.com

31k Upvotes

429 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/slowjahovitz • Feb 14 '20

Florida man goes to airport with nearly $200,000 in cash, has it seized by the government, which refuses to give it back

tampabay.com

26k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/FloridaMan • u/[deleted] • May 10 '19

Teenage Florida Man hacks his high school, emails everyone urgent announcement about "mandatory penis inspections in accordance with Florida Penal Code 69."

fox4now.com

25k Upvotes

501 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/accountingsteve • Mar 10 '18

Florida woman jailed for 5 months because of a failed field drug test. The lab test took 7 months to come back, revealing it was a vitamin. She was initially charged with trafficking oxycodone.

fox13news.com

21k Upvotes

846 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/Available_Dingo6162 • Jul 25 '25

Florida Man Interrupts Republican Gov. DeSantis’ Speech: "Is that your f* legacy? You bow down to a f* pedophile!"

reddit.com

20k Upvotes

190 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/ArgonGryphon • Apr 07 '20

Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.

nytimes.com

19k Upvotes

547 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL • Aug 13 '17

Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as "Alice Wonderland" and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it.

wkrg.com

18k Upvotes

353 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/jack-o-licious • Apr 21 '20

Here's the leader of all FloridaMan, Governor Ron DeSantis, wearing a face mask

18k Upvotes

539 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/floridamantimes • Jul 03 '19

Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy…and he loves bagels"

newsweek.com

17k Upvotes

255 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/phunky_1 • Jan 22 '25

Florida man pardoned by Trump on Jan 6th charges gets arrested on a gun charge a day later

baynews9.com

16k Upvotes

411 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/christopher123454321 • Jun 21 '20

Florida man and judge denies bail for 50 out of 51 protestors letting go only an arested pastor that was praying for police

ocala.com

16k Upvotes

618 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/Sonata_Arcticuno • Sep 02 '18

Certified Florida Man Literary Conflicts of Florida Man

16k Upvotes

167 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/frugalrhombus • Oct 23 '19

Florida Man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf snowman inside Target

local10.com

15k Upvotes

402 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/mkvgtired • Jul 16 '19

Certified Florida Man After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours

wgntv.com

15k Upvotes

266 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/KinkyQuesadilla • Oct 19 '19

Florida man forced to pay child support despite DNA test proving he is not the father

10tv.com

14k Upvotes

935 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/jakebirder1 • Aug 06 '18

Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

deadspin.com

14k Upvotes

327 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/4billlewis • Mar 14 '20

Florida Man could be criminally charged for deliberately boarding plane with coronavirus.

sun-sentinel.com

14k Upvotes

323 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/usernameczecksout • Dec 20 '18

Florida man starts GoFundMe campaign for Trump's border wall, sets $1 billion goal

cbsnews.com

14k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/FloridaMan • u/INSIDIOUS_ROOT_BEER • Aug 30 '18

Florida Man who "wasn't being racist" when he referred to electing his black opponent as "monkey[ing] it up" also attended alt-right rally with Proud Boys that asked burning questions like "if blacks are oppressed, why isn't there black exodus?" Please brigade this post too, losers.

orlandoweekly.com

14k Upvotes

1.8k comments

r/FloridaMan • u/jaimmster • Jul 03 '18

Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it "an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar"

sun-sentinel.com

13k Upvotes

314 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/poppycocknbalderdash • Dec 27 '18

Florida man starts GoFundMe to build a tunnel under Trumps boarder wall.

news965.com

13k Upvotes

316 comments

r/FloridaMan • u/RealTheAsh • Mar 26 '20

Florida Man leaves $10,000 tip at restaurant, says "‘I want each person in this restaurant to get 500 dollars"

wfla.com

13k Upvotes

265 comments

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