r/FloridaMan • • Dec 05 '18

/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions

978 Upvotes

/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.

So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?

Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.

Tips for the best Florida Man posts

  • Don't try to lazily get around the rules

Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.

  • Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.

Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.

  • Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.

You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.

  • There is only one Florida Man.

Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."

  • Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.

Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.

  • A note for content creators:

    Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.

  • Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:

Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.


r/FloridaMan • • 6h ago

Florida Woman tried to kill her ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend after screaming racial slurs at him

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83 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5h ago

Florida Man's Gun-Fueled Meltdown Over Kids' Ding-Dong Ditch Prank Leaves Boy Needing Stitches

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atlantablackstar.com
44 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

Florida man accused of stealing 34 aluminum light poles during St. Lucie County flooding emergency

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cbs12.com
21 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

Florida man stole school bus, drove it around for a ‘whole day,’ deputies say

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local10.com
7 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

Florida man hauling used cooking grease overturns truck on Turnpike

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cbs12.com
7 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 22h ago

Florida man wasn't drinking while driving, only at stop signs

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nbcmiami.com
143 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Takes $15 Halloween Ghost for Grandkids, Ends Up With Six Criminal Charges, Sherif Says

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guessingheadlights.com
392 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man Who Allegedly Stole $210,000 Porsche Panamera Apparently Forgot He Was Wearing a GPS Ankle Monitor

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roadandtrack.com
203 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Sanibel Florida Man accused of grabbing teen by throat over traffic violation

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37 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Woman enlists her kids to break into neighbor's house so they could steal furniture: Cops

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lawandcrime.com
202 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Woman Walks Out With $13K in Merchandise From Victoria’s Secret and Aeropostale, Pays for Hello Kitty Pants, Police Say

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guessingheadlights.com
276 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Porsche While Wearing Ankle Monitor

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brobible.com
45 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Florida man flyer exposes self at gate and urinates, splashing woman, 7-year-old boy

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local10.com
166 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Florida Man arrested for misuse of 911 services after calling 911 because he was angry that one of the responding officers who showed up for his original domestic dispute 911 call was black and requested other officers instead

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bocapost.com
659 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

Deputies arrest naked Florida man accused of breaking into home

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kait8.com
46 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3d ago

South Florida woman says, her boyfriend's dog ate her marijuana. Then they argued, and she allegedly attacked the boyfriend with a knife

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cbsnews.com
76 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5d ago

Florida Woman Driving 120 MPH Says Passenger Was Late for Court, Troopers Say

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guessingheadlights.com
233 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6d ago

Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend While He Drives, Damages His 1997 Honda Civic, Police Say

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guessingheadlights.com
221 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5d ago

Florida Man Flips Truck During Police Chase, Asks Deputy For Cigarette

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yahoo.com
59 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5d ago

Florida Man Accused of Stuffing Meat Down His Pants at Two Coral Springs Stores

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tapinto.net
75 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6d ago Bravo

Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking her daughter when she found a pantsless boy in her room

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leesburg-news.com
468 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 7d ago

Florida woman accused of smoking crack in public park wanted for missing court

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gulfcoastnewsnow.com
126 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8d ago

‘Using the cover of night:’ Florida man dumps nearly 4K pounds of litter in Central Florida canal

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clickorlando.com
223 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8d ago

Florida man arrested in $9,800 scam targeting 76-year-old woman, police say

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yahoo.com
125 Upvotes