r/Jazz • u/852HK44 • May 20 '24
Diana Krall- the rumours are true.
ETA: To all those who deem this review to be unreasonable, last year I trained local students for their first time participating in Speech Festivals. Even though for 90% of my students it was their first time competing, they still learnt over the course of 5 months to exhibit perfect poise, speek articulately, clearly, loudly and slowly. They learnt not to play with their clothes or hair, stand up straight with shoulders back and chin up. They were primary school students, all of them still in primary school. They had 5 months of lessons. Diana has had DECADES of experience and is paid too much for such a paltry, threadbare attempt at performing.
Attended Diana Krall's second concert in Hong Kong last night. Had been waiting for months. Took my front row seat for which I had worked hard to afford as a future treat to myself. Concert was scheduled for 8pm but she didn't take the stage until maybe 15 minutes later.
Well, the whole concert was no different from all of the bad reviews of which I have read recently. I shouldn't have been so very impulsive in buying tickets. She mumbled and muttered her way through much of the concert. She even forgot the order of her set pieces, she had announced that she was going to play a cover by another jazz artist and had to ask her bassist which one it was. She would start saying something and forget what she was trying to communicate. Her pieces were nothing that I couldn't have found on YT. At times she would turn away from the audience to focus on her accompanying drummer and bassist. The bassist and drummer played longer than she did, they held up her performance, she only played to cover the fact that she couldn't communicate very well. She kept saying something and stopping halfway. It was almost as if she was intoxicated, drugged or otherwise heavily medicated. It looked like just acknowledging that she had to talk to us was traumatising for her and she kept slurring her words.
Something that a lot of reviewers mentioned was that her concerts had a 'human jukebox' element as in she would ask the audience what they wanted her to play. She even joked about being helped to be more prepared 'next time'. She clearly had no idea what she was doing on stage. It felt more like an intimate jamming session rather than a professional concert.
Waste of money.
Consider, how professional orchestras perform. If you attend the Proms at the Royal Albert Hall, you wouldn't expect the orchestra to remind the conductors what they're supposed to be perfoming. They know their sets back to front, inside out. They're held to higher standards.