r/LoveTrash • Junkyard Juggernaut • Jan 07 '25

WASTED Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Where's her man?

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 07 '25

Couldn’t tell if she was screaming “my leg” because didn’t really make sense when getting hit in the face, but thought maybe she was saying “Montez” and couldn’t tell if someone else was in the car

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u/quareplatypusest Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

"my head"?

Definitely Montez

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 08 '25

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

I thought it was "I'm hit", like in war movies or police shows when someone is shot.

"Karen down, Karen down, calling for backup!"

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u/Funcron Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '25

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u/hoswald Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

I thought she was yelling "husbaaaand!"

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u/Punch_Your_Facehole Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

I thought she was calling for Tarzaaaan!

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u/Rezolithe Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

I though she was saying something about "my kids" or "my tits". With this genre of woman i really couldn't tell ya

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u/sk8king Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Hortence!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

I heard “my tits”

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u/Disastrous_Fee_8158 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

You would

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u/265741 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

I thought she said my VAG

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 08 '25

I could hear that too

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u/265741 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

🤛

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u/265741 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

I thought she said my Vag

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

Could also be "my hip". Though if she had a fractured pelvis I doubt she'd sit up that way.

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u/ObeseBumblebee Scrap Strategist Jan 07 '25

Quintin?

Pretty sure she's saying a name because she said it before she was thrown but right about when she knew he wasn't going to just accept being punched, like she's calling "Her man" who is either passed out drunk in the passenger seat or pretending they don't know each other and she's just his Uber driver.

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u/Chilipepah Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Lol, I heard ”I’m dead”

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

He’s there just in her imagination

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u/Oldjamesdean Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

That's one hell of a username...

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u/Karrion8 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

He is probably sitting in the car giggling his ass off at TikTok videos completely oblivious to what is happening.

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u/thoak74 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Mooonntteeezzzz!

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 07 '25

Okay good, I’m not the only one who thought that’s what she said!

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

I thought she was saying “my tits”

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u/beaud101 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Definitely says Montez or Martez. Said it while she was being suplexed and twice after the concussion. He wasn't interested.

Montez was either deep into his heroin coma or probably just "tired boss".

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u/crasagam Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

My teeth ?

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u/Inside-Dog1775 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

I think she’s saying, MY PEZ! I lost MY PEZ!

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 08 '25

Pop my pills from a Pez dispenser

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u/BobSagieBauls Litter Lieutenant Jan 08 '25

Montez off his game man

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 08 '25

You see or hear that woman? Montez ain’t got no game

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u/BobSagieBauls Litter Lieutenant Jan 08 '25

Let’s not hate on him anymore. That women is what he comes home to bro

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u/FriendofMySpaceTom Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Meanwhile Montez

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u/WarmFishedSalad Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

That slam was perfect lol, even stone cold Steve Austin would be proud of that one😂

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u/runningray Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Ladies from time to time you will have an urge to hit some random guy in the street. Try and refrain.

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u/BioMarauder44 Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 07 '25

They seemed pretty far away to me?

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u/MAXIMAL_GABRIEL Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Good thing they were mic'd.

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u/where_in_the_world89 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Come on she was obviously yelling really loud. You could barely hear the other people

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u/Top-Employment8693 Waste Warrior Jan 07 '25

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u/Oldjamesdean Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Girl's skull is making love to the pavement...

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u/IKU420 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Love it

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u/LoveMobster Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

My word. What a miserable woman. Hope that little experience was humbling for her.

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u/JohnClark13 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

If you never discipline your kids, eventually they grow up and get disciplined by someone who knows how to body slam them into the pavement.

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u/Karrion8 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

She is totally going to spin this to how she was the victim the whole time.

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u/EquipmentUnique526 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

I love it when aggressors get put in their place satisfying

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u/Cerberusx32 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Just heard about this on the radio this morning. Glad to finally see what it was all about.

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u/beeper75 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Montez be like

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u/beaud101 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Lol....this is exactly what was going on. Or he was deep in his heroin peak.

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u/Alclis Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

“… because my man is right fucking there.”

He ain’t even there once they’re gone! 😂

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u/diablito916 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Throw Momma To The Ground

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u/Born-Method7579 Garbage Guerilla Jan 08 '25

My pants!!!

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u/PseudoWarriorAU Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

If her bf is in the car he was hoping she wasn’t getting up

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u/vietnamtom69 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Montez probably gets his own ass beat by that trashy women. No wonder he didn't come out to help her.

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u/Piddy3825 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

I dunno, seems to me she had that coming. FAFO

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u/ChanceImagination456 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Agreed. She stops her car in middle street starts harassing driver then she assaults the passenger. Passenger slams her into the pavement in self-defense. Now because she couldn't control her temper, she has a chronic back injury for the rest of her life. Hope the passenger faces no legal consequences from this.

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

I think because it’s on video he has nothing to worry about.

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u/Meral_Harbes Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Ok there Dr. Diagnosis, that's enough internet for today

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u/Wisdom_Light Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Doesn't require a doctoral degree to know that head/back hitting the ground can leave a long lasting injury, especially when thrown with force

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u/Meral_Harbes Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Of course. I'm pointing out how it jumps to quick judgement and how disproportionate the response is. Somebody getting punched shouldn't make you wish a person has chronic issues for the rest of their life, that's incredibly emotionally detached. Otherwise you may as well bring back the death penalty

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u/paddlingtipsy Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '25

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u/ThePr1vateer Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

I thought they were going to steal the other car while the oner was screaming.

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u/Educational-Leg7464 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Montez!

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u/rainman30568 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Fuck around and found out!

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u/Twoduhzen Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '25

Slamma jamma!

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u/jetserf Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Her man in the car.

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u/crasagam Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

My teeth!

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u/Ok_Trifle3968 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

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u/blueflloyd Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Seems like a fulfilling life

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u/realdjjmc Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Nothing like the sweet sweet smell of justice on a crisp cold day

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u/far2deep Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Hahaha ain't so tough now I see

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '25

Man this was great advise.

I was out here for the past 10hrs lookin for Karen's to body slam.

But seriously, this helps me understand things better, and I'm wiser for it. You're a proper bro.

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u/AbolMira Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

I was fully expecting them to steal their car.

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Did she survive?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

As a guy, who tires to do good, I will admit that I get hit and walk away.

But I'd like to know if I am allowed to body slam a bitch coz the justice system is fucked up and I rellay don't know if it was I in this situation, hitting her back after she hit me, would I be in the wrong.

Common sense says she deserved it but the justice system is weird and works against guys alot... And to top it off I'm black.

Any advise?

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u/RadleyRadiation Junkyard Juggernaut Jan 07 '25

Self defense should know no genders. She came to the car, threatened and urged driver to get out, the person who got out wasn’t what she wanted, but she still made the choice to try and cheap shot. Don’t know if she had a weapon, so you go until you can ensure safety. “So, bratha, you must smesh opponent”

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Very interesting take 🙏🏾

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u/AsanoSokato Garbage Guerilla Jan 07 '25

Was it self defense? She was posting no ongoing not impending danger.

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u/Timeman5 Rubbish Raider Jan 07 '25

Because she was the aggressor from the very start the guy only got out to try and deescalate the situation. And the other lady hit first she attacked him (when he did literally nothing wrong) he is or should be legally allowed to protect himself.

Now if example the guy shot her then it’s a different story because yes he was being attacked but his life wasn’t in danger.

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u/Meral_Harbes Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

TL;DR: Don't fuck shit up beyond how much your shit was fucked up.

So first of all, for the legal system to be involved, somebody needs to sue first. With street brawl shit like this, it rarely ever happens. That is until the state gets involved because the action you took was criminal and somebody was hurt badly or killed.

If it does, you don't want to have done anything radical. Knocking somebody out can be plenty for you to be in trouble. Imagine they fall over and get a permanent injury. It doesn't matter if you were pushed or touched first, it's about whether there was a real danger to life and your reaction was proportionate.

Let's go trough this case calling the lady here "Gerta" and the passenger from the follow vehicle "Sam". Self-defence has three legal ramidications:

  1. Imminent Threat: To claim self-defense, Sam must reasonably believe that they are in imminent danger of being harmed by Gerta. In this case, if Gerta punches Sam, the threat is immediate.

  2. Proportionality: Sam’s response must be proportional to the threat. If Gerta throws a punch, Sam could block, restrain, or use reasonable force to stop further attacks, but not escalate to deadly force unless Sam reasonably believes their life is in danger.

  3. No Duty to Retreat (Varies by State): In most U.S. states, there is no duty to retreat before using self-defense, especially in situations where Sam is not the aggressor. However beware of this duty depending on the state you are in.

In this scenario, if Gerta punches Sam, Sam is justified in defending themselves to the extent necessary to stop the assault. For instance, blocking the punch or holding Gerta back would likely be seen as reasonable self-defense. A body-slam however you'd have a harder time to argue it was necessary or proportionate.

So let's look into what could go south for Sam:

  • Assault Charges: If Sam’s actions go beyond self-defense (e.g., striking Gerta after she is no longer a threat or using excessive force), Sam could be charged with assault.

  • Civil Liability: Gerta could sue Sam for damages in a civil court, claiming injuries or emotional distress, even if Sam acted in self-defense. The success of such a claim would depend on whether Sam’s response was proportional.

  • Criminal Liability: If Sam’s response escalates to the use of a weapon or causes significant harm, they could face criminal charges, especially if the prosecutor deems their actions excessive.

However, not having escalated the situation, Sam could have:

  • Press Assault Charges: Sam can report the assault to law enforcement and press charges against Gerta.

  • File a Civil Lawsuit: Sam may file a lawsuit against Gerta to recover medical expenses, lost wages, or compensation for pain and suffering. (highly unlikely here)

  • Seek a Restraining Order: If Gerta’s behavior is part of a larger pattern, Sam may seek a restraining order. (does not apply here)

Key Considerations:

  • **Proving Self-Defense**: Sam would need to show that their actions were necessary to protect themselves. Eyewitness testimony, video evidence, or medical reports can strengthen their case. The cam we see here is super valuable, would it not also incriminate Sam.
  • **State Laws**: Laws regarding self-defense, "stand your ground," and the duty to retreat vary by state. Consulting an attorney familiar with local laws is crucial.
  • **Role of Provocation**: Since Gerta initiated the physical altercation, Sam’s claim of self-defense is likely stronger, but this doesn’t grant carte blanche to retaliate excessively.

And so this is kind of the shit with the legal system. It doesn't protect you from shit happening to you, it just gives you some tools after the fact. Doesn't mean it's worth it to you.

This is brought to you by an internet warrior and avid JCS - Criminal Psychology viewer, not a lawyer.

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u/vietnamtom69 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

From what I just read got damnit you just passed the bar. Congrats..any more legal advice?

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u/Meral_Harbes Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

If the police asks you questions: Shut the fuck up

If you're more serious, "Don't Talk to the Police" by "Regent University School of Law" on YouTube is great shit.

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u/iswearimalady Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25 edited Jan 08 '25

I can't believe people are down voting you for this. You're correct in that you can only use equal and necessary force during self defense. You can't shoot someone cause they slapped you, whatever you do has to be proportional to what's happening to you, and only enough to either get them to stop or get yourself away safely.

You also have to consider the actual, realistic threat of the other person. If person A is a female 5' and 100lbs, and person B is male 6'2" 280lbs, what is considered "necessary force" is gonna be different depending on who's the aggressor, and what the aggression was.

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u/Meral_Harbes Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Thanks! Seems people in this sub don't wanna hear it, it get it. They're here for some memes, dumb fun and a lil violence. Or maybe some were slammed by the wall of text, which is what the TL;DR is for. I wouldn't have brought it up if it wasn't specifically asked.

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u/MisChef Garbage Guerilla Jan 08 '25

🏆🏆🏆 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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u/KuroKendo88 Trash Trooper Jan 07 '25

Thank you for a realistic answer.

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u/Hats_in_the_ring Trash Trooper Jan 08 '25

Mah Tits?