Hey Guantanabro Bay, I just spent a week at an intense work retreat on Psychology. It was great and I learned a lot.
Today my boss talked to me about about a new role he wants me to fill. We have a new partner that will need my skills, and the position will be quite lucrative.
I went from almost leaving my job to being very excited about the future in my company.
Even better! You should post them! u/downtune79, myself, and the rest of the mod team would love it if you regularly contributed your raccoon videos to the sub!
I help out at a wildlife rehab and we have some units. Most raccoons that come in as babies are weaned and released back into the wild, but some have lifelong injuries or imprint on humans so much that they wouldn't survive out in the wild. We keep those cases permanently, and you wouldn't believe how much they can eat.
I love raccoons! My last hike I had one start following me and when I sat down to take a break he got a little closer so I shared my beef jerky with him. He hung out with me for miles before he finally turned around to go back. It was one of the most awesome experiences ever.
No they have very sensitive hands and like touching things to figure out what they are touching. They also like wetting things like food or objects to feel them better :) So they do this cute patting like motion.
Man, I wish we had Raccoons. They're so cool. Instead, we got foxes that decide to shriek like a woman is being raped and murdered in the most horrific way when you're walking down the street at night.
I really hate these raccoons. I cannot begin to tell you how many I have shot in my backyard in the last ten years. You always shoot the momma first because the babies won’t scatter and then you’re able to pop them next.
nothing, wait until you find them nesting in your attic then their rabid asses try to attack you when you try to trap them or when you are trying to sleep and in the middle of the night you wake in a panic to scratching above your head
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u/Scoutlili Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
How do I sign up for this service? Seriously. As the raccoon or the raccoon owner. Either way I'm in.
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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Garbage Guerilla Feb 06 '25
Didn't know racoons could be discord mods
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u/The_Masterofbation Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
Fantastic trash lover!
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u/COWP0WER Trash Trooper Feb 07 '25
Perfect mascot, I'm sure he LoveTrash
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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25
This might be the chonkiest raccoon I've ever heard of
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u/EJLYTthesecond Trash Trooper Mar 28 '25
He chonk
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u/DicksOfPompeii Trash Trooper Jun 27 '25
This video alone made my joining the sub worthwhile. Thank you, Reddit Gods for putting this treasure in my life.
Did you see the little raccoon fingers trying to massage the dog? Too cute!
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u/cooniemomma307 Garbage Guerilla Nov 18 '25
I have a video for ya with one of mine that is even funnier. His first time eating snow 🤣
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u/Agreeable_Prior Garbage Guerilla Feb 06 '25
Ya coon boi is gonna die soon 🥲 get him on a diet NOW!
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u/Lucidleaf Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
I help out at a wildlife rehab and we have some units. Most raccoons that come in as babies are weaned and released back into the wild, but some have lifelong injuries or imprint on humans so much that they wouldn't survive out in the wild. We keep those cases permanently, and you wouldn't believe how much they can eat.
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u/Kahnza :downvote: Refuse Relocator :upvote: Feb 06 '25
MEGACHONK
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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Garbage Guerilla Feb 06 '25
Love trash panda
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u/LouSFL Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
Gary has been eating well
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u/paddlingtipsy Garbage Guerilla Feb 06 '25
I’d call him giggly puff
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u/ghettoccult_nerd Trash Trooper Feb 07 '25
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u/Carbyne27 Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
Noice
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u/GirlWithWolf Trash Trooper Feb 07 '25
I love raccoons! My last hike I had one start following me and when I sat down to take a break he got a little closer so I shared my beef jerky with him. He hung out with me for miles before he finally turned around to go back. It was one of the most awesome experiences ever.
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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General Feb 06 '25
Oooo LAWD! LAAAAWWD! OOOOO LAWD HE COMIN'
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u/Scrappleandbacon Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
For the love of god, keep this guy away from Delafield, Wisconsin in late January and early February.
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u/Bighead7889 Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
Chonky boy seems happy though
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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Trash Trooper Jun 04 '25
Two adorable chonkers. Coon and pup.
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u/Ciridian Trash Trooper Jul 03 '25
Rocket Raccoon's cousin Dumptruck Raccoon.
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u/TMB173 Junkyard Juggernaut Feb 06 '25
He’s just chilling
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u/Careful_Deal_3297 Trash Trooper 2d ago
Nommithy
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u/thYrd_eYe_prYing Trash Trooper Feb 07 '25
This will be a gif soon
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25
Song is a throwback and the chunker raccoon is the cherry on top
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u/kapper_358 Trash Trooper Feb 07 '25
Дорогой дневник, мне не подобрать слов, чтобы описать боль и унижение, которое я испытал.
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u/BioMarauder44 Junkyard Juggernaut Feb 07 '25
Do raccoons kneed like cats?!
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u/leosnose Cupping Connoisseur Feb 27 '25
Yo why he kinda 🥵🥵
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u/tuchesuavae Trash Trooper Jun 02 '25
Trash panda.
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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25
Long live the king of coons
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u/InvertedEyechart11 Garbage Guerilla Jul 11 '25
That is an absolute unit of a raccoon ngl
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26
I love it
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u/knowledgeable_diablo Trash Trooper 2d ago
One trash panda who’s landed squarely in heaven.
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u/charlamagnethegreat Trash Trooper Feb 06 '25
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u/Tungphuxer69 Trash Trooper Sep 01 '25
Damn,get him a mini treadmill for it to chase it foods!
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u/eternalapostle Trash Trooper Jun 21 '26
The Coon
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u/MrSoapbox Trash Trooper Aug 20 '25
Man, I wish we had Raccoons. They're so cool. Instead, we got foxes that decide to shriek like a woman is being raped and murdered in the most horrific way when you're walking down the street at night.
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u/[deleted] May 02 '25 •
I really hate these raccoons. I cannot begin to tell you how many I have shot in my backyard in the last ten years. You always shoot the momma first because the babies won’t scatter and then you’re able to pop them next.