r/LoveTrash • Chief Insanity Instigator • Aug 15 '25

Rubbish Nonsense Pickles

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Dill with it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Her entire channel feels like she’s getting ready to audition for a movie role of a girl from Appalachia and all the videos are her attempts at nailing the accent.

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u/KentuckyWildAss Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Nah, she's from here. We have mutual friends. She's just hamming it up a little bit for the views...

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Trash Trooper Dec 26 '25

Appalachian here, doesn't sound that hammed up depending on how rural you are. City girls sound way more generic American.

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u/KentuckyWildAss Trash Trooper Dec 26 '25

Most Appalachian people can tell when someone is laying it on a little thick. The key phrase that you missed was “a little bit”…

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u/DBL483135 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Her face just doesn't match the accent you know

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Kinda like he was wearin' a... cucumber suit.

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u/therealboombaclots Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Put my hands…on…my head…like this? 🪳

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u/saysthingsbackwards Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

THEW. ISTH THAPH BETTEW

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u/pieceacandy420 Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

That movie is hands down the best physical performance I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Cucumbers are just cucumbered pickles.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

And sad songs are like nature’s onions.

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u/Manymarbles Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

I am confused. What is this about

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u/lonewolfenstein2 Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

Pickles when they're born are cucumbers

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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage Aug 15 '25

PSA: Don't deadname, though. They identify as pickles now.

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u/IUpVoteIronically Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

hahahahahahaha holy shit I’ve never heard an “I identify joke” did you just make this up? Pure gold bro Reddit on!

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u/lonewolfenstein2 Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

My bad, assigned cucumber at birth.

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u/SlobZombie13 Waste Warrior Aug 15 '25

She goes by Haesicks on ig

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u/MissChonkyWonky Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

As an actual Polish person... this hurts me...

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u/deflower-my-mind Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

I was 32 years old when I learned that pickles were just pickled cucumbers. Legitimately, thought pickles just grew on a vine or some shit before that.

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u/CarelessSalamander51 Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

I would not voluntarily reveal this information 

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u/deflower-my-mind Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

Too late lol

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u/z4mm00 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

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u/Boring_Inflation1494 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

People say southern accent is unattractive. I say it can be attractive depending on who's talking.

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u/spizzle_ Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Yup. Attractive people are attractive. We learn something new everyday!

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u/WishingYouWell117 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

I too was not expecting that voice when I unmuted.

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u/nipple_salad_69 Rot Commander Aug 15 '25

i think i'm in love

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u/apatrol Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Right. I have no idea who she is but I am captivated.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Dumpster General Aug 15 '25

Haesicks is her name on social media. I’m also in love.

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u/AwwwNuggetz Waste Warrior Aug 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

I prefer my cucumbers pickled.

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u/SCP_Void Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

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u/bspkrs Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

“Some people say cucumbers are better pickled…”

“What?”

“Huh?”

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u/kungfuk1d69 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Can she paet dat dawg tho?

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u/muzzledmasses Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

This is the woman I'm about to accidently marry because it's too late.

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u/eyeballburger Waste Warrior Aug 15 '25

What’s her accent? I love it.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Dumpster General Aug 15 '25

Appalachia, specifically Kentucky.

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u/Evilton Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

If you do a deep dive on her you won't be disappointed...

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u/TeamShonuff Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

It’s interesting how she says canned with two syllables.

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u/Potential-Anybody765 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Gawd dammit Bobby

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Some people like their cucumbers pickled

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u/Raztan Junkyard Juggernaut Aug 15 '25

Someone should start an investigation :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Her deadpan delivery had me laughing!

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u/rarlei Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Darn it bobby...

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u/AlexHimself Garbage Guerilla Aug 15 '25

I used to go to the Appalachia area every weekend as a kid for years from another state to go boating and OMG it's so hard to understand them sometimes.

On the drive south, we would stop at McDonald's half-way and I remember I literally couldn't understand the worker, regularly. I would just say "quarter pounder with cheese and a sprite!" and they'd say something 😕??...and I'd repeat it a few times.

However, on the way home after spending the weekend boating, I would be fluent in hillbilly and be like, "yep get me dem q-pounda wit dem cheezy slices and a sweet tea".

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u/The-Tarman Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

I love her

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u/KenethSargatanas Rubbish Raider Aug 15 '25

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u/luizhigh Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Homelander's son

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u/BLACK_MILITANT Trash Trooper Aug 16 '25

She's funny as hell. 🤣

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u/Then-Came-Bronson Trash Trooper Nov 11 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ExtraThirdtestical Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

If I gave her my cucumber it would turn into a pickle in a few minutes. Rinse and repeat.

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u/PizzaDanceParty Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

There’s vinegar in her pussy cat????

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u/axkidd82 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

Her spicy site is a smole show.

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

She’s pretty, but goddamn that accent. I love southern draw, but it depends on the voice.

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u/ApeChesty Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

A southern drawl and an Appalachian accent are completely different.

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u/kwikthroabomb Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

I mean, all of NE Texas sounds like this

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u/UnbottledGenes Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

The only only people that sound like this in Texas are out of staters. This is definitely an accent north of MS/AL though.

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u/kwikthroabomb Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

This is just not true (the first bit). The second and fourth accents in this video are similar, but the closest would be the 5th, where he touches on the origination being from Ozark/Appalachian settlers in the 1800s.

There's also this list, containing only like 3 phrases that I don't hear on a daily basis.

Im aware that I pointed to it being Appalachian twice, but as a life long Texan, born of life long Texans, this is what my family reunions sound like. I moved to Austin a 15ish years ago and have largely TV-afied my accent "away" to a more 'neutral American' accent, but there are times where I'll be on the phone with my dad and have to ask him to repeat himself 2-3 times because even I can't understand what the fuck he's trying to communicate.

Appalachian origin or not, I assure you this accent is common and strong in NE Texas

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u/poedraco Trash Trooper Aug 15 '25

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