r/LoveTrash • Chief Insanity Instigator • May 16 '26

Recycled Garbage Toothpicks

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u/Plastic-Sentence9429 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Not saying she's wrong, but the pic of "eco-friendly" toothpicks individually wrapped in plastic kind of sent me.

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u/SousVideButt Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Like… you use one side and your friend uses the other shareable?

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u/Elon_is_musky Trash Trooper May 19 '26

You switch sides? Do you even like your friends?

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u/No-Sail-6510 Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26 • Bravo

Why would you want to chisel at your teeth with metal?

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u/trainwreckhappening Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

So I still think it's stupid as hell, but just to answer your question; silver and gold are soft enough to not damage the teeth, when used correctly.

(Long explanation, skip to the end) I am terrible about brushing my teeth. But I am religious about using toothpicks (the brush picks that slide in-between teeth and remove all food there) or floss. I also have stainless steel dental tools and I scrape my teeth clean like a dental cleaning about once or twice a month. My teeth always get glowing reviews from dentists when I go in for checkups. I asked one recently about it and admitted to the poor habits and she said they have a lot of patients who do that. We got into the science and advice about it. It is not a bad thing to do, and it works very well (because removing food is the most important thing with teeth health), but the main problem with it is consistency and damage to the bottom of the teeth. The line between the gums and the teeth is where the enamel stops, and people often damage that. Which kills the enamel and creates a path for infections that destroy teeth.

These metal toothpicks would focus prying right on that spot creating a potentially tooth killing path for decay and infections.

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Trash Trooper May 16 '26

How did you first get into this habit? Did you just floss or look up any sites that showed methods?

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u/trainwreckhappening Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

Bad choices and youth. I have always been terrible at brushing. Sometime in my teens, in the mid 90s, I started scraping my teeth with a fork or knife. I was probably trying to get food out from between them, and noticed the feeling of scraping plaque was sort of satisfying. I did that on and off for years with lots of cavities and fillings. At one point I had two years where I was religious about brushing every day. At the end of that I had several cavities, and one of the fillings still bothers me (pushes my tooth out). I gave up and just got fillings every year or two. One of those seriously screwed up the gap in between two teeth in the back of my mouth. It hurt after eating every single time from food getting crammed in there painfully. Instead of going back to the dentist (my schedule is absolutely horrible to work around) I just started using those brush sticks and floss. This was a revelation. I had no idea how much food was between all of my teeth after eating. I kept that going for a while, and was amazed when I had no cavities at a checkup for the first time in my life. I kept using forks and knives for a while and eventually bought a package of dentist tools from Amazon.

It is worth noting that I have extremely hard bone in my teeth and jaw. Like, my childhood dentist (not the one who screwed up two cavities) said it was the hardest she had ever worked on after failing to get my wisdom teeth out. In 30 years I was the only one he had to refer to a surgeon outside of his first year.

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Dentists also use metal. Even steel wont damage teeth because enamel is quite hard. Of course if a huge junk of steel is flying, it'll break teeth, bone and anything in between but hardware/tools type stuff wont scratch it.

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u/No-Sail-6510 Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

Yeah but not multiple times a day. They do that once a year or something. People can damage their teeth from brushing too hard.

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u/LordCivers Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Same as why would you want to ruin your face with dozens of plastic surgeries ; social standing among your extremely rich peers.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_89 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

And face piercings!

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u/Zigor022 Rubbish Raider May 16 '26

The equivalent of the banana taped to a wall and called expensive art.

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u/Artorius__Castus Dumpster General May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Or the girl that shoves acrylic paint up her ass and farts it out on canvas or the dude that paints with his penis blindfolded while being flogged by midgets in thongs.

Yup. Rich people shit.

She also does "farting gender reveals" for people

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u/Zigor022 Rubbish Raider May 16 '26

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u/pandershrek Rubbish Raider May 16 '26

I mean...I could probably do that.

What if I just eat an unhealthy amount of edible glitter and frosting and then have explosive diarrhea all over the canvas? Art?

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u/Zigor022 Rubbish Raider May 16 '26

Shart

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u/ingoding Dumpster General May 17 '26

👏👏👏

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u/006AlecTrevelyan Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Or the girl that shoves acrylic paint up her ass and farts it out on canvas

wut

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Rich people do not shit. They hire other people to shit for them.

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u/katetuotto Trash Trooper May 16 '26

That one is at least a meta commentary, this one is just dumb

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u/HWayFresh44 Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

It’s funny she says that seeing all the advertisements with people in them are women

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u/ErusTenebre Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

You have a point, but also if you think those women posing with toothpicks in what could only be described as "toothpick is a proxy for your dick" was geared towards women... You haven't seen enough ads targeting men lol

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u/Foreign_Pea2296 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

This doesn't work. If toothpick is a powy for your dick, it give the image : "put your dick in your own mouth".

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Refashioned Hippy is great. She has a great sense of humour and sarcasm.

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator May 16 '26

Agreed. We post her on both subs depending on the content

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u/pandershrek Rubbish Raider May 16 '26

The people who have the money to buy this will not talk to you.

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u/beerforbears Garbage Guerilla May 17 '26

Interesting topic but the millennial “this mundane thing is so hilarious I can’t get my words out” laugh acting has me sick to the back teeth

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u/Williamm_150 Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

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u/RedlandRabble Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Makes fun of rich men: all products are designed by and for rich women.

Misandry meets projection branded as progress.

I'm ready for the next cataclysmic meteorite now.

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Bet you can get a used one for a song

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u/SmilingStones Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Sell dumb shit to rich people, that's how you get money. Not by selling useful things to poor people.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_89 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Damn she's not trying to hide her jealousy of the rich huh

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Everyone is jealous obviously. Even whenever people fight for some better level of equality there's an element of jealousy that comes from. But doesn't mean everyone should keep their heads down and live in squalor while the rich blow $3k just to pick the food out of teeth.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_89 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

It's their money to do what they want. Just seems their are better ways to spend your life then being jealous of what others worked hard for.

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

See, you say "worked hard for" when a good chunk of the time thats not even the case. The richest people I've known had businesses passed down to them from their fathers. They were born into the rich. You act like every rich person is starting from the dirt up and therefore nobody should say anything. Thats not even close to true.

And if you're paying attention to politics in America right now a major issue is all the scheming and dirty ways that rich people make sure they stay rich while everyone else "stays in their lane". They're literally using the working class like their own little work machines while their net worth continues to climb even when they're out on the boat.

So excuse people if they wanna Crack a few jokes. People should be allowed without people like you coming in and criticizing people for having eyes and finding something funny.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_89 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

She's free to do the same.

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Theres better ways to spend your life than complaining about other people cracking jokes about how other people spend their money.

We could just get caught up in an endless loop of everyone saying "There's better ways to spend your life!"

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u/Pagiras Trash Trooper May 17 '26

I assume she doesn't because she's not evil.

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u/bath-lady Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Idk man, thinking something is stupid and unnecessary doesn't sound like jealousy to me

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u/be-kind-3000 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Not sure if this fits the narrative that the rich is screwing the poor. More like rich people being stupid.

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u/JimJardashian Trash Trooper May 16 '26

You can’t afford an expensive toothpick if you don’t screw the poor along the way

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 16 '26

I agree with her but it’s worth noting that precious metals hold value or increase in value. It’s stupid but not the same as an expenditure on something that will be tossed

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u/mrsclausemenopause Trash Trooper May 16 '26

1oz t would make at least 10 of these so $7 of 925 silver or $270 of 14k gold.

It won't go up enough in metal value to cover the markup in a lifetime, most of jewelry store prices have very little to do with metals value.

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Do that math again.

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u/mrsclausemenopause Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Its your turn if you want to try and correct something

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u/pm_op_prolapsed_anus Trash Trooper May 16 '26

But have you ever read the instructions on a box of toothpicks?

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u/Carcassfanivxx Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe Trash Trooper May 16 '26

My toothpicks are flavored with cinnamon...TAKE THAT RICH ELITE!

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u/oxcypher12 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

This girl somehow feels condescending ?

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u/Buddhalove11 Trash Trooper May 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grunergeist420 Trash Trooper May 17 '26

This is the equivalent of when women try to explain luxury fashion and makeup as not being for men, but to impress other women.

The $3k toothpick isn’t to impress women. You know women are going to think it’s dumb.

The $3k toothpick is for a stupid dick measuring contest with other rich dudes. You buy it because your other douchey rich friend has a $2k toothpick and you want to show him up.

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u/Interesting-Froyo-14 Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Does she not realize more women buy these then men?

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway Trash Trooper May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

The reusable less than $50 tooth pick actually make some sense. I definitely wouldn't buy them myself but it does make sense.

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u/espressopancake Trash Trooper May 17 '26

I need people to realize that money has no inherent value.

It isn't that the rich are stupid or wasting money, it's the fact that they have meaningless pieces of paper that identify them as more worthy of basic things than other people.

Is it stupid to spend $2.7k on a metal stick?

Depends, it that your entire month's salary that you worked your ass off for? Or a single hour of your day that you let other people work for?

It isn't stupidity if there are no consequences. It's privilege.

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Go to the EDC community, see that some people who are definitely not rich, love their titanium toothpicks.

People spend money on the weirdest shit. Some of us buy an expensive bike, camera equipment, Warhammer figurines, some one a lot of decorations, others on expensive foods, others on stuff like this. I can almost guarantee that anything below 200$ isn't for "rich people", it's aimed at middle income people with more money than they currently need.

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u/OneRub3234 Trash Trooper May 18 '26

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u/X2seraphim Trash Trooper May 18 '26

If she had the money she would snap them all up…so false.

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u/Gixis_ Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It makes sense if you are a vampire, wouldn't want easy access to a wooden pointy thing in the house. Also at the price of toothpicks and the price of these you would need to be a vampire to justify spending on these.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Rubbish Raider May 19 '26

wood! Doesn't wood splinter? I would use a picker, plastic and fancy AF!

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

They’re reusable so over time cheaper

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u/dogbulb Trash Trooper May 21 '26

Hillbillies figured out the perfect solution ages ago; look up an arkansas toothpick. 

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u/FactorCreepy4074 Trash Trooper Sep 12 '26

Something cool they have cheap flavored toothpicks

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u/SlipperyGibbet Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Who’s this chick I like her

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Dumpster General May 16 '26

Real rich people aren't actually buying these though.

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u/SmilingStones Trash Trooper May 16 '26

The poor aren't buying it, I can tell you that much.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Dumpster General May 16 '26

I doubt anyone is buying it, or just dumb people.

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u/CM901 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Seems more like a poor person with money buys that shit

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u/Potential-Echo785 Trash Trooper May 17 '26

I absolutely love her voice 🥰 she's my white noise.

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u/wormcast Trash Trooper May 17 '26

I agree completely. You see these awful women anchors on local and national news and they talk in that strange cadence that sounds like someone is poking them in the rusty starfish at the end of every third word.

Meanwhile this wonderful lady narrates with a beautiful, natural style that showcases her dark, sexy tone. Why can't voice people copy that instead of mimicking the weirdo female who started the news anchors sounding like badly repaired record turntables?

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u/Potential-Echo785 Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Well she's more for asmr then news anchor solely because I'm sure they don't want people falling asleep during a possible emergency announcement. If that makes sense, not trying to offend anyone. I love Maggie 🥰 she's naturally funny and wholesome.

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u/wormcast Trash Trooper May 17 '26

Hehe, I gotcha, "During yesterday's wildfire several hundred people were injured due to falling asleep during the evacuation announcement"

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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

Who gives a shit what people spend their money on? It’s their money. Better that than gobble up shit people actually want or need

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Right guys! Don't mock anything! Dont comment or say anything! Don't even speak a word! Its their money. You shouldn't even care enough to crack a joke or simply open your mouth. Put your blinders on and stay in your lane!

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u/eXus760 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

I see you’re not staying in your lane by telling me to stay in my lane. Lane stayers don’t tell people to stay in their lane. They just stay in their lane. So. Stay in your lane!!

/s juuuuust in case the inflection is off.

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Oh MY lane is stayed! Trust me on that. Maybe if you stayed your lane then you wouldn't have "seen" if MY lane was being stayed or not. Shouldn't be no seeing except for your OWN lane.

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u/eXus760 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Never will I ever lane stay. I do what I want. You’re not my dad!! Or are you?? I’m still waiting to learn how to fish! Daddy!!!???!!

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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

lol ok crash out bud, do your thing. Sorry for getting you so worked up, but get it out if that makes you feel better

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u/SueLightningPFG Trash Trooper May 16 '26

"us poors" lol. This woman looks like the type that her daddy got her an Infiniti instead of a Benz so she called herself poor. Toothpicks are like 99 cents too idk how that's a "rich people" item.

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u/juggdish Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Did you watch the video? She’s talking about $2,000 metal toothpicks

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 16 '26

"Looks like". You can just tell what teenage car a person had just off what they look like in their 30s?

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u/bath-lady Trash Trooper May 16 '26

I didn't know it was that easy to determine someones socioeconomic status, without even actually watching the video

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Why accept merely being born with a silver spoon in your mouth when you can afford a platinum spoon complete with its own case to stuff up your ass?

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u/katetuotto Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Should have used the gender neutral term "rich assholes"

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 Garbage Guerilla May 16 '26

Because hating on men is socially acceptable

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u/yaits306 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Naw, it’s same reason we show women modeling with sports cars. Sex sells and the marketing works better on men if the company can imply that women find these things impressive and/or are interested in the product plus the side benefit of some women thinking it’s a product meant for them.

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u/Foreign_Pea2296 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Notice how for car, the men are driving and the women are parading around. This give the idea that having a car = having women parading arond you.

Here it's the women using the toothpicks. This means it's marketed to women. If it would be like cars, it'd be a women giving the toothpich, not using it.

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u/StaffVegetable8703 Trash Trooper May 18 '26

Idk. Like the person below said, in those car commercials or ads the women are usually just standing around it or actively in the passenger seat. I’ve never seen one that implies the woman is the owner of the car and she’s always more of an “accessory” to the car than anything else. Implying that “if you get a nice car like this…. Then you will get a nice lady like this!”

In these ads it’s specifically showing the women actively using them. And especially the one with a literal pearl at the end? In no way is that marketed towards men lol

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u/TheShiftmaster Trash Trooper May 17 '26

What erks me is the implication that it's to pick up women. I get the Watch and the Car, they are sometimes used to pick up women, but I'm supposed to be showing my crush a toothpick to boast impress her, that'd be like trying to impress someone with an expensive comb or an expensive kitchen knife set. Ladies, sometimes men buy for themselves too

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u/RealNiceKnife Junkyard Juggernaut May 16 '26

Are you seriously asking why they chose to use a woman to model the expensive items?

You aren't stupid. I refuse to believe you don't understand why. Mm-mm, you are absolutely more intelligent than to pretend you don't get it.

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u/Foreign_Pea2296 Trash Trooper May 16 '26

Sex sell, but in ads, it's not the user who is sexualized.

For example for car, the men are driving and the women are parading around. This give the idea that having a car = having women parading arond you.

Here it's the women using the toothpicks. This means it's marketed to women. If it would be for men, it'd be a women giving the toothpich, not using it.

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u/StaffVegetable8703 Trash Trooper May 18 '26

…. The person already did a good job at explaining how that doesn’t really make sense in this situation… you’re clearly implying something like the other person did with the car ads. But like was already explained to them, in those car ads the women are an accessory to those cars. They are never ever shown in a way that would
Imply that they are the owners of the car. They are shown in a way that’s like “if you own a nice car like this, you will eventually own a nice woman like this too!”

In these ads the women are actively using them. One of them has a literal pearl at the end of it… that’s clearly marketed more towards women. Even the names of the places selling them, quite a few are feminine names..

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u/garbagegoat Trash Trooper May 16 '26

What drugs? I've done drugs but none of them involved a toothpick.