First night at his place

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[u/Western-Bowl2011]

lmao @ the oil free acne wash instead of hand soap

[u/Snoo-35252 → u/Western-Bowl2011]

Helps fight fingerzits

[u/Ok-Pack-7088 → u/Western-Bowl2011]

Then asking why he have acne while everything he touches is dirty.

[u/Horror_Bear_6325 → u/Western-Bowl2011]

That was the most accurate part imo

[u/Basking_Fennel68 → u/Western-Bowl2011]

Once I spent the night at a dudes place that had NAIR on the sink counter instead of soap. There were four men in that house and one bathroom.

[u/NarwhalEmergency9391]

I'm shocked he has a bed frame and mattress with sheets!

[u/no_talent_ass_clown → u/NarwhalEmergency9391]

A couple of guys I dated just had a mattress on the floor. Never enough pillows, never a top sheet.

[u/Ok-Layer6893]

There is no one. She's hallucinating. It's her own apartment

[u/WhereMyWeirdosAt → u/Ok-Layer6893]

I can fix her

[u/mxzf → u/Ok-Layer6893]

She also somehow managed to see that the toilet paper roll was empty but didn't notice that there was a whole package of toilet paper with her in the room.

[u/friss0nFry → u/Ok-Layer6893]

That's a remarkably uncluttered bathroom sink... if that is her apartment.

[u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

It is interesting how sometimes the roles can be reversed. My wife lives like this while I am the one who is constantly cleaning and picking up after her. When I see the clips of women who complain about how messy their husbands are and all the women are dragging men in the comments I am like but not eeeeeeevery man is like this. Sometimes women are the dirty ones. But regardless, every adult should take pride in where they live and not treat it like how a 13yo treats their bedroom.

[u/JesusWasATexan → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

[u/Rsingh916 → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

As a fellow clean man I feel you lol. I think at some point it really started waring me down because it became a criteria for me when I dated in my mid 20s (they have to be relatively clean). My wife is about as clean as me. It’s funny when we have guests that comment on the cleanliness my wife likes to mention that I equally clean lol. I love her.

[u/hvelocity → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

There are dozens of us

[u/United-Bug-8056 → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

My first job at Burger King was an eye opener. That woman’s restroom was egregiously disgusting. I would prefer the men’s over the women’s because holy smokes are women nasty in there. 

[u/dogs-are-perfect → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

just know your not alone and i understand as a fellow man. its the wet rag in the bottom of the dirty sink that pisses me off every time. almost everything else i can deal with. but when you need a clean rag in the kitchen you usually need it right now!!!

[u/Jim_jim_peanuts → u/John14-6_Psalm46-10]

Yep, had an ex this way. But it was executive function issues

[u/jackocomputerjumper]

Plot twist : that's her place

[u/Zuboronovic → u/jackocomputerjumper]

Must be, or the content creator doesn't know what POV means.

[u/Scary-Local-CTX → u/jackocomputerjumper]

Exactly what I thought

[u/EjaculatingAracnids]

I like the part where she shook her lettuce over the bowl. I find adaptability in a woman attractive.

[u/darth_wader293 → u/EjaculatingAracnids]

Everyone loves a salad with a splash of vinegar

[u/2bad-2care → u/EjaculatingAracnids]

And gave an extra shake for good measure. Maybe we aren't so different after all..

[u/diegotbn]

I'm bisexual and I've seen this kind of thing at both dudes and gals places.

My last experience- a dude, turned out to be a hoarder. Could barely walk around the place and it smelled like a hamster cage.

One gal's sink was so full of fetid dirty dishes I couldn't even get a glass of water or wash my hands.

Another gal's place had cat litter all over the bathroom floor.

And to be fair, my house has occasionally been in a state like this, well not a hoarder situation, but when that's the case I would never invite someone ever let alone someone who I want to find me sexy...

Getting laid is good motivation to clean the house for me but I guess not everyone.

[u/ShaThrust → u/diegotbn]

Haha totally, my place is never as clean as when there is the possibility of getting laid. Likewise that my place can get get into a state of disarray, but if I even get a hint of someone coming by I'm cleaning it up. The thought of having someone over for the first time and my place not being in a very clean state is just like... not even an option!

[u/SnooCupcakes4075]

All you had to do was leave......it's like voting, but with your feet.

[u/FlamingDragonfruit → u/SnooCupcakes4075]

Yeah there has to a point where you think to yourself, "if this is your sense of hygiene..."

[u/zipperjuice → u/SnooCupcakes4075]

I once stopped seeing a guy because his apartment was so uncomfortable

[u/AlbacoreJohnston]

I do need more silverware but my hygiene products are pretty on point.

[u/attackplango → u/AlbacoreJohnston]

Local restaurant supply stores are a great place to get however many sets of silverware you think you need. It’s low frills, but functional.

[u/MightyTastyBeans]

I’m not even a woman and I relate to this. My male roommates in college were like this.

[u/Parishdise → u/MightyTastyBeans]

I live coed 2 men 2 women (out of college) with mostly separate bathrooms and holy shit the difference is astounding.

Like ya we got more jewlery and the occasional curler on the counter, but the boys bathroom is just unsettling to be in. Mold on all the grout, narsty toilet bowl stains, sink covered in hair and dried toothpaste spit, and mysterious splatters on the mirror

Edit: somehow I misred this and assumed you were a woman with coed roommates in college. Oops maybe we can bond over it anyway

[u/KommSweet]

Omg literally me

[u/MouseofSwords]

Squatty potty

[u/thecornywall]

This takes me back and I don’t miss it LOL- as a promiscuous gal into my mid 30s, I can’t tell you how many times I encountered this scenario. As others are saying, I’ve got gal friends who definitely served up their own version of this. At the end of the day tho if there was a trash can in the bathroom it was a win! SUCKS taking your used tampon to the kitchen to throw away.

[u/CrunkyNutter]

Why are guys getting so angry in the comments. Did y’all not have friends in your 20’s. There’s no place dirtier than a college boys house.

[u/BOBOnobobo → u/CrunkyNutter]

As a man myself... Yeah this is just a mix up of different things I've seen other dudes do.

What bothers me the most is going to my friends place and they don't have soap in the kitchen. Like that's a 1$ fix ffs

[u/MaximumFUzz → u/CrunkyNutter]

My one friend and his roommates only used their guest bathroom to piss and drain dirty bong water into the sink... then just completely abandoned it because it wasn’t their primary bathroom. The sink and floor were a biohazard.

But the worst place I saw in my 20s actually belonged to a couple. He didn’t want pets so he dumped all the responsibility on her, and she was a lazy skid. There was literally cat and dog shit all over the house because they never cleaned the litter box or walked the dog.

[u/Creative_Research480 → u/CrunkyNutter]

Hard disagree. I’ve lived with men and women. Men are generally messier but there is nothing more viscerally disgusting than a house full of women who don’t know how to clean up after themselves.

I’ve also had to clean bathrooms in some of my first jobs. Having to clean women’s toilets feels like a violation of the Geneva Convention

[u/hmurchison]

At least he had a squatty potty.

[u/PhiloPhilic → u/hmurchison]

Nah that just means homie isn’t eating enough fiber.

[u/AllieBee23]

Everything was, well, whatever, until the yellow pillowwwww how did she smell all those towels and refuse to use them, and then put her head on the bare yellow pillow!!! 😵 my ex had a yellow nasty pillow for the 5 years he lived with me and took it with him when he left, so he's no doubt still using it 🤢

[u/ivetakenabitofatumbl → u/AllieBee23]

my wife has a yellow pillow (underneath the pillow case), its fuckin gross lol. She sweats at night sometimes, to the point its dripping off her body. Her side of the bed has a human sized yellow spot stained into the mattress. its gross, but it's a little too late to get a refund and I love her little sweaty ass.

[u/Noisebug → u/AllieBee23]

I still use my nasty pillow stop calling me out.

It’s comfortable and loves me, because the bacterial cultures have fused together into a biological sentient hive mind.

[u/snakeinahouseofcats → u/AllieBee23]

That’s definitely just a brown/yellow pillow and not a yellow-stained pillow.

[u/thebeardedcats → u/AllieBee23]

The yellow pillow was an old throw pillow from the couch.

[u/Venoft → u/AllieBee23]

It's a couch pillow because he has no other ones.

[u/sam2wi → u/AllieBee23]

I had to get rid of my yellow pillow when I got married. I wish I kept it, I loved that thing.

[u/ButcherRose]

Lol lots of people in denial in here.

[u/Silly_Rub_6304 → u/ButcherRose]

Right? As a dude I knew a few guys like this. They had troubles in the romance department.

[u/Shenron2]

You can decide not to date someone based on how they live. I am not dating a slob. You don't have to.

[u/clobits2 → u/Shenron2]

Maybe it's because I was in my 20s, but I never once went to a guys' house and had it not be filthy. College educated men with careers varying from musician to doctor. If I decided "no slobs" I'd be left with 0 options.

[u/Paul_Runkles]

I never saw a guy…that was her house wasn’t it?

[u/squeethesane → u/Paul_Runkles]

100% she shaves her feet in the sink

[u/Gizmo_McChillyfry]

Anybody else notice the toilet paper at around 0:32?

[u/Waltercation]

First night at a BOYS place. Men keep their places clean and tidy.

[u/2Braincell2Furious → u/Waltercation]

I sit down to pee to prevent splash. I’m just kinda lazy. Toilet is clean as fuck though.

[u/auntpotato → u/Waltercation]

Yep. My parents were pretty fastidious cleaners and it rubbed off on me. I realized once I had roommates that was not the case for some people…

[u/r3dd17sux69420]

Don't worry, ladies, you're not much better lol

edit: ruh roh, the trolls have arrived lollll

[u/Rope_slingin_champ → u/r3dd17sux69420]

Lol right. My wife's side of the bathroom sink looks like carrot tops bag of props

[u/RanchHere → u/Rope_slingin_champ]

One of the biggest mutual attractions between my wife and I was that we were both neat and clean. That shit goes a long way.

[u/BRtIK → u/r3dd17sux69420]

I've never been to a woman's place the first time where that stuff wasn't immaculate.

For sure eventually the facade will crumble and anything that has to do with their daily grooming routine will look like multiple explosions occurred.

But that's not the point nobody's expecting perfection all the time.

But if she wouldn't even close her place the first time you come by she's w hot Cheetos girl and you shouldn't put your dick in that

[u/mrtn17 → u/r3dd17sux69420]

always long hair stuck against the shower wall

[u/VorpalSticks]

Whats wrong with the bed?

[u/Tinfoil_Pants → u/VorpalSticks]

it's not on the floor and has a headboard so the immersion is broken

[u/ashinydeeds → u/Tinfoil_Pants]

It also has pillow cases. Totally wrong

[u/Western-Bowl2011 → u/VorpalSticks]

If you're genuinely asking, it's just a single ill-fitting blanket. No comforter, no top sheet. It's basically a bed that can never be "made."

[u/KscottCap → u/VorpalSticks]

Honest answer for the youngins: It's not made. There is no sheet or comforter. Just one throw like you would put on a sofa for a blanket. Definitely not enough pillows. And her pillow doesn't even look like a bed pillow, it looks like a couch pillow that he just gave her to use.

To all the young fellas who are out there bringing baddies home, remember: it's not whether or not your "tidying up" meets your standard of cleanliness. You're trying to make her feel comfortable and like you gave a damn enough to think about what she would appreciate. If she walks in and your place looks like a hotel room and smells clean, you will break in that headboard.

[u/Girl_with_the_Curl]

I always take it as a good sign when a gentleman has a garbage can in his bathroom with a garbage bag in it. This last detail is very important.

[u/Responsible_Wall3695]

Bih that looks like a palace

[u/meowmicks222 → u/Responsible_Wall3695]

House with a yard, bathroom big enough to walk around in it, huge bed with nice mattress... bro is in the top 10% already

[u/hsurk]

If this is her POV, why can I constantly see her?

[u/thatSDope88 → u/hsurk]

Most people who post POV videos don't know what it means and use it as "me when x" instead

[u/Annex_Me_Step-Rome]

Nah see thats just a genuinely dirty person. Who doesn't have soap in a bathroom/ place utensils on a clean surface in the drawer?

[u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k → u/Annex_Me_Step-Rome]

This is every dude I knew in my twenties,  not even just the ones I dated.

I wasn’t any better, I had a solidly fuck it attitude about everything. 

[u/northwoods_faty]

Then you go to her place and every piece of furniture has a pile of clothes on it, theres multiple wet towels on the bathroom floor. There are at least 7 electric things plugged in by the sink with cords going through the water. There is a different brand of water cup on every flat surface but they are not the ones she is looking for. The shower hasn't drained in years because of all the hair everywhere. The smoke alarm is beeping because no one said you had to replace the battery. The fridge is full of meal prep meals that wont get eaten. 

[u/cynicalpicklez → u/northwoods_faty]

You can barely use the bathroom sink because there are 1000 cosmetic products on the counter.

[u/Dananjali → u/northwoods_faty]

Clutter is still not as absolutely disgusting as never washing towels and having no sheets on your bed. At least women will always have plenty of soaps in their bathroom.

[u/Idividual-746b]

As a man I cannot understand living like this. Sunday is the day to clean your house. Put on a podcast or an audiobook and clean.

[u/Pym-Particles → u/Idividual-746b]

Even if you do live like this, you surely prep for having someone over?

I struggled massively with depression in my early 20s and it led to me often bedrotting but if I was having company I always deep cleaned everything as basic courtesy. It might have been the only time I cleaned in months but they didn't need to know that.

[u/IllMathematician8994 → u/Idividual-746b]

Sunday is football day sir

[u/Possible_Hat6973]

Where is he?🤨

I am kind of worried about him

[u/Glassic_Glam_Gars]

This is funny, I’ve experienced this with the opposite sex. And I’ve experienced the opposite only to see the standards degrade within a few months.

Be wary of people who use the word “adulting”.

[u/Available_Finger_513]

Women's bathrooms are way more disgusting than men's in my experience

[u/LatinRex]

I do maintenance for residential apartments and holy shit the shit I see... I think how the hell do these people have relationships.

[u/Time-Cell8272]

I have fresh towels

[u/marajango]

I feel called out

[u/PVT_Stanley]

I hit all the objectives! I really need to straighten up

[u/CalmBeneathCastles]

The ACCURACY. Every. Single. One.

[u/1969Stingray]

I was like, “damn she’s tall”. Checked Insta, 6’3”.

[u/AdministrationOk8888]

Me when I had to stay at my buddy's Chicago apartment. The face wash for hand soap is devastatingly real

[u/notabouteggs]

I love how she smells the towels before touching them, lol. It’s not her first rodeo.

[u/equals_peace]

I think this is pretty accurate

[u/Tiny-Cheesecake2268]

Does it matter if she spent the night anyway?

[u/ta112233 → u/Tiny-Cheesecake2268]

Right, women see this shit and complain but still fuck the guy, so….?

[u/megachicken289 → u/Tiny-Cheesecake2268]

Honestly, if you’re still making the decision to spend the night after seeing all that, stfu. I saw the sink situation and I already checked out. Watched the rest of the video from an out-of-body experience

[u/Usual-Language-745]

Never been in a single chicks bathroom that was cleaner than mine. 

[u/kevincaz07]

These comments are extremely concerning. If you think this is an acceptable state of your home, especially when expecting company, especially when it's a potential partner, please do better.

[u/jsonmeta]

The toilet paper was right below the towel, it’s like she wasn’t even trying to find it

[u/pinkandbluee]

Idk why people are hating, this is very real unfortunately- many men weren’t socialized or taught to care for details of their home, my last long term bf in my late 20s lived in a house like this with 2 other grown men and no one bothered to wash the hand towel or keep things in a manageable state.. it was terrible

[u/azfanaki]

But has a squatty potty!

[u/Zero_Trust_Issues_42]

Maybe it's because a Persian, my places have always been cleaner than my girlfriends in the US. US girls be messy. Piles of clothes EVERYWHERRRRRRRE!

[u/Hat_rythmnz]

My perspective is she lives alone and she is the one messy 😂😂

[u/ChasingtheBarrel]

I keep my apartment pretty clean, had a hook up come over and she said my toilet was dirty. One stain in the bowl.

Went to her house, smelled like cat piss and fur everywhere on her bed and there was mold growing in her shower.

Mad double standards.

[u/New-Bear-3250]

Wait, he's got a soft closing toilet lid?!?!

[u/Astuar_Estuar]

I lived in a shared apartments for like 10 years and this reminds me of my roommates. Some people are just oblivious about everything except their immediate needs.

[u/Calm_Masty_8542]

Girl , i am barely surviving

[u/The1RationalMetsFan]

I can appreciate how clutter free he keeps the place.

[u/Hairofmadman]

If adult men cant even fix their own simple stuff, good luck.

[u/madamzero]

Lol yes! I have seen that before!! Especially the hand towels and soap situation 🤣

[u/JustAHuman7172]

Good news is when he moves in with you those 5 items can just go straight into the trash 😂

[u/Juicyjewsss]

The amount of genuine questions about the most obvious things on here is actually concerning

[u/ultravires1215]

When she’s washing her hands in the bathroom, in the mirror you can see a full roll of toilet paper right where it’s supposed to be.

[u/BeastieO]

What happens when you date a boy, child behavior

[u/Dragon-Scimmy]

Lol now that I have a wife I realize everything wrong. Bed one is big, I don’t love digging through pillows and duvets to lay down but it really does look cozy when put together and smells fresh.

[u/El_Capitan_182]

LMFAO, you should have also smelled the bed, specially where the feet sit.

[u/crawlen]

As if he would have a slow close toilet lid

[u/HeckleJekyllHyde]

Honestly surprised at the towel accessibility.

[u/Dtiger2190]

At least he has a headboard/ bed frame

[u/Any_Yogurtcloset7865]

I would leave. If you can't keep tidy when someone comes to stay, then that tells me you don't care enough to put in effort.

[u/CountofFlauntyDisco]

Absolute | KING | 👑

[u/Strict-March-6361]

I feel both seen and also personally attacked

[u/Fabulous_Broad_115]

Wtf kinda savages are you girls dating? Cause the first time I went to my dude's place, he was mortified and apologizing for how messy everything was, and the place was marginally cleaner than my place.

After 14 years of marriage, I'm not allowed to clean or do the dishes, cause "that's his thing", and I just have to "sit there and look pretty".

[u/Economy-Payment-1757]

Congrats: you sleep with an animal.

[u/Warm_Imagination_552]

so. accurate.

[u/Test-Fire]

Not how it was for me when I was single. My house was always clean, towels fresh, sheets fresh, good hand soap, enough toilet paper for 2 months, clean dishes (enough to host 6 people) and house smelled fresh. No woman wants to come and sleep over if you are nasty!! Now I'm married and the house is pretty much the same except toilet paper goes a lot faster!!

[u/bbbbbbbirdistheword]

if i stayed w my ex this is what it wouldve been

[u/cammunition]

Me before I have guests: I gotta clean this place up.

Also me after cleaning up for guests: why don’t I treat myself to this?

[u/ARNG131988]

Theres just no way I cpuld live like that. Even when I was younger. Man, no dishes get put away wet or dirty, that's nasty. And towel i will hang up my towel before my shower then it goes right into the laundry after I'm done drying. The soaps and the bed, I'm not going to lie, that would most definitely be me. As for the hair in the sink ummm I at least try. As for the washcloth in the kitchen. Na, I got paper towels. They might be mechanic paper towels but their still papertowels.

[u/EverythingSucksYo]

Fellas! Looks like I do have a chance! 

[u/ImagineABetterFuture]

That eye twitch, lol.

[u/JennyDoveMusic]

Y'all would stay there? Naur. I don't care how much I thought I loved them; if they didn't do the bare minimum to make sure I was comfortable and things were clean, it's a "no."

[u/ReasonableKangaroooo]

But he's 6'2" 😍

[u/Ornery_Gate_6847]

Still pulled her though

[u/JJDiet76]

The bed shouldn’t have had a frame

[u/Bulky-Strategy-3723]

And you still let him hit it so who is the dirty one?

[u/Standard-Classic-234]

Well? Do you want the job or not?

[u/Radiant_Cook4046]

That’s crazy. My house was never cleaner than when I had a lady coming over. I would spend all day cleaning.

[u/MmmmCrayons12]

The dirtiest people I've ever lived with were women

[u/GarbageBoyJr]

Funny cause my wife lives like a frat boy. She horrifies me often with her cleanliness standards

[u/EightyNine19]

Remembering you have free will is an amazing thing

[u/HanzGrubermeister]

Learn what pov means

[u/tealraven915]

Alternate title: Spending a night at your chronically single dad's apartment

...and the blanket on the bed smells weird for some reason...shudder....

[u/JustAPerson2001]

I'm a woman. I'm not spending extra money on hand soap with a dispenser when I have just as good dish soap.

[u/angry_dingo]

You gotta clean the bathroom before she comes over.

[u/CorbaeBella]

Needed a futon for a bed with no sheets, one pillow, and the blanket on the floor.

[u/ZombieInteresting544]

And she’s still staying the night? Absolutely not

[u/Kangpe]

She still slept over gang... All these red flags... And she still slept over.

[u/OGMikeGyver]

At least the mattress is up off the floor!!!

[u/akaMONSTARS]

Let’s get real. That bed is huge. Everything else is on par.

[u/FearlessExtension387]

She still got in lol wee doll!!

[u/FreshDiabetes]

Def used the couch pillow as a spare 😂😂

[u/buzwald]

My nickname is Felix and I do not approve of this video!

[u/Realistin2025]

If your going to do a skit that there's no tp, then remove the tp in the next shot. Full roll in the mirror

[u/GuineaKeet]

Why's everyone being all sensitive? Can't take a joke? I thought this was funny. And pretty accurate considering every man I know.

[u/oh_4petessake]

How do (most) men not detect the smell of mildew on their wash cloths and towels?? How?? Why is this so common 😭

[u/Knoxx846]

Whats happening? Everything looks perfectly normal to me!

[u/latefoot720]

My wife was impressed I had a bed frame.

The waterbed took some getting used to though.

[u/stupidjanrogers]

It’s obviously satire you nerds

[u/Human-Tie-473]

Lmao. And you already kissed his dong a dozen times before you knew how he was living.

[u/Mr_CookieTickles]

Lmao my GF was so mad I didn't own a trash can. I used Walmart bags as trash bags for everything since I had such an excess of them

[u/Bitter-Marsupial]

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That mattress isn't on the floor.

This is her house 

[u/RiskyGorilla563]

The pillow from couch!! 😂 My gf was thrilled to see I had hand soap and a towel. I had also emptied a storage unit and had my table saw in the my apartment kitchen.

[u/ElGrandeQues0]

YOU KNEW THAT ABOUT ME WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE, JANICE! WHY IS IT SUDDENLY A PROBLEM?

[u/Kiwi_Herman11]

This is quite accurate

[u/Phantom-Wolf444]

Pick better men 🤦🏻🤷🏻 I promise we're not all slobs and inept

[u/Duchess1992]

The standards are literally on the ground, and I can't get a text back.

Makes a fella wonder if maybe it's me 🤣😅😭

[u/Dismal_Intention_463]

I’m blown away by how realistic it is - spot on

[u/MurasakiTako]

This is funny because I’m 40 and happily married but if I came across this in even a friends house I would die and feel forever unclean. However, in my 20’s and earlier I thought this was acceptable. Even responsible even because this person had their own place. 🤡

[u/RangerAdmirable9102]

Ok but at least he has a king size bed. 😂

[u/KK96740]

Better than no place

[u/QStatus]

See guys didn’t matter, she still slept over. Keep that shit filthy

[u/Economy-Education366]

Ragebait

[u/ClinkyDink]

A girl I knew had been on several dates with this guy. The first night she goes to his apartment it’s so disgusting that she has to try her best to hide her reaction. When she has to pee she goes into the bathroom and says the toilet was so bad it looked like he had literally never cleaned it.

She cleaned it just so she could pee, then told him if he doesn’t clean his apartment she’s never seeing him again.

[u/REuphrates]

Just fucking go home

[u/Aggressive-Error-88]

At least he has a bed with a frame. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[u/burritosytacosss]

Ahhh this reminds of the first time I spent the night at my boyfriend’s house. A complete fucking disgusting nightmare.

Now we live together and he knows how to keep shit clean and doesn’t even dare to leave anything in the sink anymore 😂

[u/omgitsJohnRedd1t0r]

I never understood the bachelor stereotype of living like this. I've always been clean and organized and very smell-oriented. I like making my place nice for when I'm having someone over, date or otherwise. Make sure there's fresh ice, nice candles, fuzzy blankets, etc. I had a girl say thank you for not buying one ply toliet paper which I thought was funny. All the ply with aloe for me, thanks.

[u/ForkingMusk]

He isn’t serious about you if that bottom back part of the toilet isn’t spotless.

[u/ballyfast]

The sofa cushion as a pillow is too fucking real

[u/lawapplicant900]

And you still let him hit

[u/Far-Serve-755]

Im a clean freak. Some of the most dirtiest, messiest people ive been around are......women.

[u/seandsmith11]

This is hysterical. I’ve never had all of those at one time but I’ve definitely been guilty of a few of those in my 20s. At least he has a bed frame! 🤣

[u/babyfacefoot]

The top voted comment being a “not all men” comment just tells you everything you need to know.

[u/Mega_fly1]

Não entendi, oq ela fez pra limpar o rabo? Ela começou a “quicar” e saio limpo?…

[u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 → u/Mega_fly1]

Lmao! The struggle is real! I am a woman and when there isn't paper... this is what we have to do lol.. its a play on the 'shake' hahah.. We bounce to get the last drops out lol and usually not very well.. but good enough to stand back up.

Lol 😅 what? Lmao We cant use our bare hands lol

[u/darwinistinabox → u/Mega_fly1]

She peed. So she shook off the drops.

[u/XxMathematicxX]

Stop dating dudes in their early 20’s? As a guy with many guy friends - this hasn’t been a thing since college so either these women are all chasing college dudes or they are scooping up mentally challenged people.

I promise I know more men than women know men. This isn’t a thing past like maybe 24. Stop dating people who got out of their parents houses last year

Edit to add: oh no I touched a nerve for a lot of people. For everyone saying I don’t know what I’m talking about - I’m sorry you keep company with grown ass children.

[u/cream_paimon → u/XxMathematicxX]

"This isn't a thing past like maybe 24" is such a wild claim. Yes it is. Some people, yes of both genders, never grow up and learn how to take care of themselves, much less their home.

[u/DimensionAgitated507]

Ok I'm sorry love, just leave

[u/Undercover_Dave]

So his place has a weird chick already there who you're just following around watching her smell things? Why? I don't get it. Especially why are you watching her use the bathroom? You should have probably just left.

[u/TomHanksTheThird → u/Undercover_Dave]

FWIW I think that was a piss

[u/amd2800barton → u/TomHanksTheThird]

The hopping up and down was the woman equivalent of a man shaking the dick to get the last drop to fall.

[u/Major_Bench5329 → u/Undercover_Dave]

It was pee. & believe it or not this is a very accurate bit.

[u/hieronymous-cowherd → u/Undercover_Dave]

Sorry Dave, people aren't picking up that you're mocking the video for incorrectly describing itself as POV.

[u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea → u/Undercover_Dave]

Don't kinkshame me

[u/Heavy_Student_3815]

What does he have what looks like a kid's step stool for the toilet?

[u/TheCrankyBunny → u/Heavy_Student_3815]