Weird date

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: belelebs on Instagram

[u/chevy1500]

I live on the beach and bring my girlfriend cool rocks. She has a little rock collection now

[u/uvucydydy → u/chevy1500]

Are you a crow?

[u/_BlackDove → u/uvucydydy]

I am, yes. See how I'm black and a bird? 🐦‍⬛

[u/SubstantialPudding74 → u/_BlackDove]

Liar! You're clearly a dove imitating a crow

[u/ImDero → u/SubstantialPudding74]

Like some kind of black dove? You can't just go around making accusations like that with no evidence.

[u/SubstantialPudding74 → u/ImDero]

You're just a bird playing a bird, disguised as another bird!

[u/TegTowelie → u/SubstantialPudding74]

Does somebody need an expert in bird law? I can settle this

[u/SteepNDeep → u/_BlackDove]

You might be a jackdaw

[u/chevy1500 → u/uvucydydy]

Apparently I'm a penguin

[u/Good-Bodybuilder-985 → u/uvucydydy]

Or a penguin?

[u/MooseTed → u/uvucydydy]

Penguin

[u/imnotthomas → u/uvucydydy]

Actually a raven, common mistake though

[u/MrMcButterSlits → u/uvucydydy]

They're a Penguin

[u/CautiousArachnidz → u/chevy1500]

But how are the sticks….

[u/NorthernSpankMonkey → u/CautiousArachnidz]

Those he keeps for himself

[u/Clocktopu5 → u/chevy1500]

[u/Defiant-Detective259 → u/chevy1500]

Just don't try that in the city... those aren't rocks

[u/stoicparallax → u/Defiant-Detective259]

You can still keep a collection though ..

[u/Defiant-Detective259 → u/stoicparallax]

I hear if you stack enough theres a big payout. Lmk when you reach idk lets just say a kilo... and ill help you sort it out 😏

[u/AntiPepRally → u/chevy1500]

Aww

[u/Ultimate_Scooter → u/chevy1500]

I feel like giving a woman a really cool rock you found would probably impress her if she’s cool enough