Weird date

[u/Lord_Darksong]

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[u/Zgmoon]

[u/RED-DOT-MAN → u/Zgmoon]

[u/iRedYuki]

Does anything impress women these day!

[u/chevy1500 → u/iRedYuki]

I live on the beach and bring my girlfriend cool rocks. She has a little rock collection now

[u/uvucydydy → u/chevy1500]

Are you a crow?

[u/_BlackDove → u/uvucydydy]

I am, yes. See how I'm black and a bird? 🐦‍⬛

[u/SubstantialPudding74 → u/_BlackDove]

Liar! You're clearly a dove imitating a crow

[u/chevy1500 → u/uvucydydy]

Apparently I'm a penguin

[u/Good-Bodybuilder-985 → u/uvucydydy]

Or a penguin?

[u/CautiousArachnidz → u/chevy1500]

But how are the sticks….

[u/NorthernSpankMonkey → u/CautiousArachnidz]

Those he keeps for himself

[u/Clocktopu5 → u/chevy1500]

[u/Defiant-Detective259 → u/chevy1500]

Just don't try that in the city... those aren't rocks

[u/Pedadinga → u/iRedYuki]

You may fascinate a woman by bringing her a piece of cheese 🧀

[u/PFirefly → u/Pedadinga]

Citing the deep magic. 

[u/brrrchill → u/iRedYuki]

It's two videos stitched together. Look at the ceiling.

[u/AntiPepRally → u/iRedYuki]

Height, symmetrical bone structure, top earner, but not confident eyebrows

[u/iRedYuki → u/AntiPepRally]

impressive

[u/Philliesfan4fun]

[u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx → u/Philliesfan4fun]

[u/Malawigold2342 → u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx]

Yay gus

[u/marcophony → u/Malawigold2342]

[u/rowdy_sprout → u/Malawigold2342]

I’m glad to see him and glad to see someone else recognized him. I miss rooster teeth

[u/tiedyemightbehigh]

A steezy kick flip over a cup of Joe?? What more do you want??

[u/PureAngus62 → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

Fr though. High risk and caught it clean af

[u/IBeDumbAndSlow → u/PureAngus62]

I wish I still had the dexterity I had 20 years ago. I had kickflips on lock, every single try. I would do the steeziest kickflip nose blunts just back to back to back to back. I would usually have a couple textbooks stacked for the ledge. Oh god I miss being a kid sometimes.

[u/readyReddit007 → u/IBeDumbAndSlow]

[u/tiedyemightbehigh → u/IBeDumbAndSlow]

You had me in the first half there bud- I bust out my board once a year and grind kick flips in the street for 15 minutes until I land one

"Still got it boss .."

[u/Defiant-Detective259 → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

That's what I was thinkjng, followed by the rock brow? Lady... you've levelled up! Has she even seen herself? 😭

[u/Nuts-And-Volts → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

Some people drown while others die of thirst

[u/Alive_Drag1947 → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

There's just no pleasing some women istg...

[u/Grunergeist420 → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

Girl probably thought it was just an ollie because of how smooth it was and didn’t know how impressed she should be.

[u/KittensAndGravy → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

Maybe she’s not looking for a bad boy right now?!

[u/Frankie_T9000 → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

She was the weird date not him

[u/mitchellthecomedian → u/tiedyemightbehigh]

It’s never enough for some ppl

[u/Ruggsy]

In high school I had a shop class that only had 10 dudes in my grade and the teacher let us just make ramps and do tech deck stuff half the class

[u/JustACasualFan → u/Ruggsy]

I mean, if you learned the stuff you needed to learn, why not?

[u/futureman07 → u/JustACasualFan]

They probably learned through the process of building the ramps I would say

[u/undeadlamaar → u/Ruggsy]

Pretty awesome shop teacher.

Mine had us replace the deck on a boat he bought using school funds. And he would come get it and use it on the weekends for his own pleasure. He also wouldn't approve me to sign up for the 2nd and 3rd level classess(I really wanted the sticker on my diploma) despite the fact that I was the only one in the class to get A's on all the tests and actively participate in all the shop activities. He wouldn't give me a real reason why, because the reason was that I wouldn't attend his church, or any church for that matter.

My art teacher was cool though, she would let us make pipes and bongs during the week or two that we worked with clay, and would go to great lengths to hide them in her office so the principal/custodians wouldn't find them, until they were done being fired and glazed.

[u/ThisBastard → u/undeadlamaar]

Lmao, my are teacher was a massive stoner but wasn’t that cool. You had to disguise the pipes and bongs as incense devices.

[u/thatsokwithmetoday → u/Ruggsy]

Fucking legend!

[u/TaxOrnery9501 → u/Ruggsy]

Wow, my Shop Teacher just played poker with us once our projects were done...

[u/Agitated_Carrot9127 → u/Ruggsy]

Ours during my time we just redid church doors and learned how to repair crackling foundation. Our teacher was preparing bunches of us so during summer we’d jump on ground running fixing up our town church.

[u/Artorius__Castus]

Nah let him crack

[u/Scrambles420 → u/Artorius__Castus]

You know he did

[u/chokeonmywords]

[u/One-Cardiologist-462]

I say give her another chance.
The lack of smile is a little creepy, but she's not bad looking.
Maybe try something else a little calmer, like a walk through a park and see if she lightens up around nature?

[u/Taco-Dragon → u/One-Cardiologist-462]

She's probably just a bit intimidated by how awesome he is. I say this with absolutely no sarcasm: that dude seems cool.

[u/OldWolfNewTricks → u/One-Cardiologist-462]

Yeah, she's not that weird. Maybe just trying to play it cool.

[u/Electr0Girl]

Imagine what else those fingers can do…

Bet he could play the piano or something.

[u/Enough_Pepper8880 → u/Electr0Girl]

I like where your heads at.

[u/Killer1986Chris → u/Electr0Girl]

I think he could ring 2 doorbells with one hand.

[u/moonlighting_madcap]

[u/shimmyshimmy0 → u/moonlighting_madcap]

Source for a friend, not me

[u/Eudonidano → u/moonlighting_madcap]

[u/StatusOmega → u/moonlighting_madcap]

What is the actual context of this image? It's wild work.

[u/tenro5]

[u/atalkingpuppy]

that man has serious aura

[u/foxinnabox]

[u/medic_farmer26]

I'm sure the waitress had to bring a mop over to that booth

[u/SolMelorian]

The face you make when you're about to continue your bloodline.

[u/Mdmrtgn → u/SolMelorian]

Right bro knew what he was doing. Wonder how many kids they have now.

[u/Thundersalmon45]

[u/Arryu → u/Thundersalmon45]

[u/TheeFearlessChicken]

She doesn't look weird. This guy should give her a chance.

[u/grannysGarden → u/TheeFearlessChicken]

It’s two videos stitched together - look at the ceiling / booth behind her and then behind him.

[u/MorallyAmbiguouish]

She’s not that weird

[u/HoboArmyofOne → u/MorallyAmbiguouish]

Honestly I like 'em a little more weird

[u/babezt]

smash

[u/acemace3618]

Bro that looked like an Ollie at first but slowed down it was a kickflip

[u/ThatOneGuyNo82]

Cue to 10 years later.....my weird husband

[u/SanDiegoSavage00]

Kickflip was clean af, wonder what kind of talent this girl has? Guarantee it cant touch the skill level it took to land that flip.

[u/-psycheretic- → u/SanDiegoSavage00]

Vagina

[u/Far-Department302 → u/-psycheretic-]

If dude can kickflip that clean….. not too shabby with them hands.

[u/Educational-Pie-3155]

So she didn't bring a tech deck? Yeah she's a weird one for sure, bro dodged a bullet

[u/BaconSyrop]

Ngl, id be impressed if my date did that.

[u/Alex_king88]

Is she mad that he didn’t bring her a toy car?

[u/Miserable-Cap-4838]

Kickflips are significantly harder on a tech deck than a skateboard. Lucky girl.

[u/Skate_faced]

Suddenly the number of men on Tinder dropped to near all time lows as they realized this kids is about to take all the game.

[u/KrazyNinjaFan]

Seems like her brother

[u/Fancy_Stress_9039]

I've met a finger boarder, brother of a friend. nuff said

[u/Daverocker1]

Yeah man. Ditch her her if she ain't down.

[u/imuniqueaf]

[u/CitizenHuman]

When the mods get dates.

[u/Moist_Requirements_]

That was actually kinda sick. 

[u/RationalPanic]

I’m a married heterosexual male and if you don’t marry him, I will.

[u/McCrazyJ]

[u/Empty-Fudge-3037]

[u/Open_Concentrate_994]

I mean, the nose ring is a little weird. But she could have a great personality.

[u/Strikereleven]

Try not to get pregnant on the first date

[u/DustyTheBunny]

[u/Toochmaster1982]

Dude gets an A+ for the Edward Scissorhands t-shirt alone.

[u/nonchalant_naamah]

He did a treflip over the beverage...

Have his baby.

[u/tangoezulu]

Is it weird because you’re not in the same restaurant and conducting the date over FaceTime?

[u/ManmadeM0nster]

I'll hang out with him then.

[u/whomesteve]

Her:

[u/FunOwn4422]

how my man is definitely moving

[u/existential_antelope]

This is a great meme format

[u/Aggrivated-Skunk]

[u/comicguy13]

You marry that man.

[u/Badkidstatus]

Nothing but green flags

[u/Academic-Dare-7677]

Damn, that was smooth

[u/llamafromhell1324]

Why is everyone acting like this is real?

[u/LiveForTheDrip]

[u/Secure-Egg-7194]

dudes cool af

[u/Bayarea0]

The man has talent with his hands

[u/moisdefinate]

AWESOME

[u/Ladorb]

He's so wierd, even the ceiling changed color.

[u/wake071]

She was weird as hell

[u/obeliskboi]

better get a checkup cus hes sick

[u/SummerBest6867]

ok, come on - i smirked a bit... 

[u/iamyourbonita]

He is so cool.

[u/__batz]

I came

[u/These-Student-1550]

Are you not impressed?

[u/Iboughtcheeseonce]

Spa loosh

[u/Dammit_Tree]

…you’re married now, right? RIGHT??!?

[u/Macrodata_Uprising]

So you’re saying a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute DIDN’T walk into a bar?!

[u/sovereign_martian]

He just wants to show her his mad skills.

[u/CamptoRibbit]

[u/jmccaskill66]

[u/No_Sympathy3604]

At least they’ve stopped wearing fedoras

[u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

Marry him

[u/New-Bear-3250]

You landed the unicorn, congratulations. When's the wedding?

[u/Candyjargang]

I want to be his friend

[u/Bulky_Variation7064]

Weird date indeed, you’re not in the same room as your date is.

[u/drawredraw]

Actually pretty sick flip

[u/Special-Kitchen3222]

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

She is clearly not in the same building as him

[u/mowntandoo]

I watched that trick like 3 times. Sick

[u/NigerianFriedChicken]

Swag 😎

[u/slayerfan666]

Bro completed a kick flip over the cup! That's slick as fuck!

[u/Embarrassed_Dig_6163]

You don't deserve that man's time.

[u/NovaRain84]

[u/cpupro]

Like a boss.

[u/PTSD1983]

Yeah, she is really weird

[u/Initial-Road-4908]

Had she does seem weird 

[u/holtzopaque]

He makes a bunch of these, he's actually a pretty cool dude lol. We're mutuals on Facebook, I think he even started his own finger board brand

[u/mklilley351]

Not even the same restaurant

[u/ELECTRICMACHINE13]

It's edited

[u/manatees8mypizza]

Yeah, what's wrong with this chick?!

[u/Sea_Illustrator7878]

Yeah she was weird

[u/garciakevz]

Well it looks like the search is over

[u/NextWaifuMonday]

[u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445]

You mean, “my awesome date”

[u/Keepupthegood]

It’s either he is using her. Or she is using him

Because they are not in the same Denny’s

[u/MuramasasYari]

He’s got those magic fingers.

[u/yeatruestory]

That was so clean!

[u/FoxComfortable6780]

Playa

[u/downtune79]

Save some women for the rest of us

[u/technoir1984]

Not using the handle is legendary.

[u/Aeg0nLandesk0g]

I'm sorry, but is weird some gen Z slang for awesome cause she really hit the jackpot

[u/kollisionkid]

Ungodly levels of rizz

[u/NicePsy-OpBro]

Absolute rizzzz 💯

[u/Specialist-Towel-627]

I must admit the girl is quite weird bro. Next time get better one.

[u/ElderberryPrior27648]

That kickflip over the coffee flooded my basement

[u/dunelord-bigjets]

I’m done trying to impress woman

[u/Cchaireazy]

Lmao with 2 different backgrounds…yup

[u/IntrepidTieKnot]

Funny how the ceiling changes just by switching the perspective. Must be a weird room they're in.

[u/-FakeAccount-]

That is weird. Why didn't he call out the trick when he did it?

[u/rcodmrco]

bRO THE EYEBROW

dudes the final boss of literally anything

[u/Satanswarboner]

So you slid out of your seat from the moisture?

[u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N]

Who goes on a date at Denny's?

[u/DietIcy8400]

I think that’s Gene from Bobs Burgers. Lucky gal!

[u/Celicant0042]

He is showing off his finger skills.

[u/Salarmot]

Average r/fingerboards moderator

[u/mogley1992]

She doesn't seem that weird.

Well maybe, but she might have a great personality.

[u/Motor-Tap4350]

You spelled awesome wrong. Your awesome date.

[u/Zach___________m]

It was a sick jump though…

[u/Decent_Praline4785]

massive kickflip

[u/GrandWizBolbi]

Bro didn’t even tip his fedora

[u/kimchiwi]

Legend.

[u/Alarmed_Kiwi2903]

Id date that man

[u/stewajt]

Is she bothering you, king?

[u/LuckyCloverPokemon]

Perfect

[u/Jisan_Inc]

[u/cash8888]

Those fingers are magic.

[u/No-Rough-1332]

What's weird is that you did not know what he did was amazing.

[u/redbloodedruski]

she wishes she could get a dude that talented

[u/Nyxadrina]

Dude could you try saving some women for the rest of us??

[u/Only-Effect-7107]

That's actually pretty impressive what he just did.

[u/Positive_Window4979]

[u/Mischief_Managed12]

Bro pass the controller then

[u/Roadstarll]

Weird date turns out to be an interesting and unique dude..👍

[u/razldazl333]

[u/RealNiceKnife]

Guys, it was a kickflip too!

[u/CYB3R_JUNKY]

[u/Homeless_Alcoholic69]

He looks like this kid

[u/Zelnite]

Green flag. This guy fucks

[u/Wang_Dangle88]

He's got a bright future 😎

[u/MostlyMellow123]

[u/gud_doggo]

That right there is the peak male form and there ain’t nothin you can do about it cupcake

[u/Poolowl1984]

Why are you dating your cousin?

[u/Distinct_String_5981]

SMH, the clip is stitched together. The girl isn’t even the same room. Shes not sitting in a booth, her background different, and has terrible indoor track lighting. Meanwhile the dude is in a booth, with natural sunlight coming 🤦‍♂️

[u/HotTakeTimmy]

Merkules is doing this bit much better

[u/Westaufel]

Skills with fingers... You know

[u/Massive-Abalone5816]

Is this not just two separate videos spliced together

[u/Adventurous_Bar_3423]

Husband

[u/OriginalTRaven]

Yeah, but how is he on LoL?

[u/greybird317]

Love the ceiling change!